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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Feb 1, 2007 21:25:24 GMT -5
I think also included in the Batista promo is the phrase "I'm gonna beat your butt". Because nothing says "badass" like the word "butt". Cindy Brady: He said the B word!
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Post by rrm15 on Feb 1, 2007 21:32:04 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Feb 1, 2007 22:08:31 GMT -5
Y2Cheap takes it for me. That was the most embarrassing insult I've ever heard....and I was only watching it.
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Post by edgehead on Feb 1, 2007 22:12:01 GMT -5
"Cause after this party is over you won't be going to the hospital! You'll be headin... to the hospital!"
LOL.. When did he say that? I would like to see a video.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Feb 2, 2007 0:48:56 GMT -5
I dunno if this counts but I remember a confrontation between Angle and JBL, where Angle called JBL BUCKO!!!! And JBL got all offended like "HEY! DON'T CALL ME BUCKO!" And Kurt Angle kept going, BUCKO!!!! How bout Angles "I want to have beastiality sex with your wife." Or another Steiner one where Y2J was making fun of his dress, calling something out of medival times (or something) and Steiner said he was going to kick his medival ass. I think he was supposed to say "I'm going to get medival on your ass ala Pulp Fiction but forgot his line.
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 2, 2007 1:17:46 GMT -5
Paul Orndorff had some (pardon the pun) wonderfully awful lines during the WWF's hot period in the '80s. There's a "Piper's Pit" shortly after WM1 where Piper is blaming Orndorff for losing the match and he tells Orndorff to sit down so they can talk it over.
Orndorff: "LADIES FIRST."
Later on, Bob Orton starts moving behind him for a cheap shot. Orndorff catches him in the act and says: "GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY."
What's worse, the crowd popped for this.
In the promo before the Piper-Orndorff match on the next SNME, Orndorff declares that Piper has been "SKINNY DIPPIN' FOR ROTO ROOTER!"
What a talker.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Feb 2, 2007 1:38:30 GMT -5
"Cause after this party is over you won't be going to the hospital! You'll be headin... to the hospital!" LOL.. When did he say that? I would like to see a video. Am I wrong in thinking that was Summerslam '90?
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Feb 2, 2007 1:54:13 GMT -5
"Cause after this party is over you won't be going to the hospital! You'll be headin... to the hospital!" LOL.. When did he say that? I would like to see a video. Am I wrong in thinking that was Summerslam '90? I doubt it. The Road Warriors didn't even wrestle at SummerSlam 1990. All they did was do a run-in during the Hart Foundation-Demolition match.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 2, 2007 2:05:52 GMT -5
YOU SHUT UP! -Randy Orton. Or the variant: WHY DON'T YEW JUST SHYYYYYYUT UP! Or the not-as-often used but just as bad variant of the variant: "HEY EVERYBODYYY SHUT UP I HAVE SOMETIN TA SAYYYY!" (specifically thinking of the time he uttered it at the pre-Survivor Series '06 RAW)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2007 2:10:36 GMT -5
I dunno if this counts but I remember a confrontation between Angle and JBL, where Angle called JBL BUCKO!!!! And JBL got all offended like "HEY! DON'T CALL ME BUCKO!" And Kurt Angle kept going, BUCKO!!!! How bout Angles "I want to have beastiality sex with your wife." Or another Steiner one where Y2J was making fun of his dress, calling something out of medival times (or something) and Steiner said he was going to kick his medival ass. I think he was supposed to say "I'm going to get medival on your ass ala Pulp Fiction but forgot his line. Haha don't hurt me but I actually enjoyed psycho pervert Angle. But you mentioning Steiner reminds me, remember his debate with Chris Nowinski? As far as this thread I think that whole segment was a goldmine, not that I remember much of it other than Steiner making fun of france, I'd like to see that again.
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Post by The Varsity Club on Feb 2, 2007 2:24:13 GMT -5
For me its not such a one line but in general the way Hollywood Hogan would talk to the other wrestlers like he was so hip and cool.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Feb 2, 2007 3:11:33 GMT -5
"I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass!" ...come again Stone Cold? That's what she said. But as for Goldberg, didn't he once cap off a promo with "it's not 'who's left?', it's 'who's next'?" Really nice way to put over how much devastation you've inflicted there, Billy boy.
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Post by ronsimmons on Feb 2, 2007 3:31:29 GMT -5
"I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass!" ...come again Stone Cold? That's what she said. But as for Goldberg, didn't he once cap off a promo with "it's not 'who's left?', it's 'who's next'?" Really nice way to put over how much devastation you've inflicted there, Billy boy. Duno bout that Samoa Joe said it's not who's next but who's left when people compared him to Whisker Biscuit.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Feb 2, 2007 3:34:27 GMT -5
"REAL RECOGNIZIN' REAL!!!"
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 2, 2007 3:54:46 GMT -5
Vinne Jones at Capital Carnage
"IM GONNA FIND THE BIG BOSSMAN...............AND IM GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT!!"
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Post by sebulba on Feb 2, 2007 5:52:02 GMT -5
"Funk! I smashed your leg to a oblivikreig!" Seriously, that's what it sounded like! I have watched that Shane Douglas promo from the Night the Line was Crossed countless times and that's about as close as I can get to what he said. Oh and how about: Steve Blackman's killer promo that ends with the line : ...this ends one way (unusually large pause) OR ANOTHER!!" I know it was supposed to be hard but it cracks me up no end - he came off like a white Bobby Lashley! (anyone remember what PPV this was? I think he faced Ken Shamrock in a match where thay were surrounded by cars wwith their lights on )
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Post by BHB on Feb 2, 2007 6:13:26 GMT -5
"REAL RECOGNIZIN' REAL!!!" That was soooo lame and embarrasing.
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Post by Johnny D on Feb 2, 2007 6:37:09 GMT -5
Lashley pwns them all.
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Post by 50cena on Feb 2, 2007 12:04:09 GMT -5
Benoit - I am 4 real
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 2, 2007 12:07:59 GMT -5
"Here comes the pain"
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