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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Feb 2, 2007 15:29:43 GMT -5
Which brings us to the "Toothless Aggression" tights. Yeah, yeah, Benoit's missing a tooth, it was kind of a funny sign, but putting that on your tights? That just sounds like you're going to gum Val Venis into submission or something.  |
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Post by Christianv2 on Feb 2, 2007 15:30:12 GMT -5
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 2, 2007 15:32:06 GMT -5
Which brings us to the "Toothless Aggression" tights. Yeah, yeah, Benoit's missing a tooth, it was kind of a funny sign, but putting that on your tights? That just sounds like you're going to gum Val Venis into submission or something. Those tights were embarassing. He goes from "Crippler" to "Wolverine" to "Toothless Aggression". It was just a downward slope. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 2, 2007 15:44:58 GMT -5
Which brings us to the "Toothless Aggression" tights. Yeah, yeah, Benoit's missing a tooth, it was kind of a funny sign, but putting that on your tights? That just sounds like you're going to gum Val Venis into submission or something. Those tights were embarassing. He goes from "Crippler" to "Wolverine" to "Toothless Aggression". It was just a downward slope. The thing started as an insult by Kurt Angle, too. So basically he went around for two years with an insult on his tights. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 2, 2007 15:49:53 GMT -5
Y2Cheap takes it for me. That was the most embarrassing insult I've ever heard....and I was only watching it. Yeha, I want to take back my Lashley vote. This one is not only embarrasing, it pisses me off to no end. |
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 2, 2007 15:51:05 GMT -5
Those tights were embarassing. He goes from "Crippler" to "Wolverine" to "Toothless Aggression". It was just a downward slope. The thing started as an insult by Kurt Angle, too. So basically he went around for two years with an insult on his tights. Yeah & it was fine as a joke once (just once), but when he started wearing it on his tights & T-shirts my friends & I were just saying "Wasn't that a jibe directed at him? Why would he put that on his tights." Then we banged our heads against a wall for three hours until we couldn't move... the doctor's thought we might have had brain damage. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 2, 2007 15:53:40 GMT -5
I gotta say, I did like 4 Real, as that played back into his affiliation with the 4 Horsemen (still has it, too. All of Benoit's slashes on his tights are in groups of 4).
But I do miss them selling him as The Crippler and the Rabid Wolverine.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Feb 2, 2007 23:52:21 GMT -5
Am I wrong in thinking that was Summerslam '90? I doubt it. The Road Warriors didn't even wrestle at SummerSlam 1990. All they did was do a run-in during the Hart Foundation-Demolition match. I know, but they did a promo with the Hart Foundation after the match, calling out Demolition, and it seems like that's when he said it. It was definitely from that time period if not that show. Unless I'm completely turned around, which isn't out of the question. |
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Feb 3, 2007 0:23:18 GMT -5
Where's that Road Warriors YTMND about "clam heads"? , and for the record, I'm totally a nexo-mexi, zoom dweebie. All you clamheads can kiss my ass! |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 3, 2007 0:30:22 GMT -5
Is it me or does "The Animal" Batista just seem wrong? I mean when I link Animal I think of George "The Animal" Steele. Really I guess this would make Batista better if he ate turnbuckle pads and bite people, than I would mark out for him. He dosen't seem to animalistic as how frail he is! As Bobby Lashley Would say,"Batista. They say you're "The Animal?" Well I think you're a bastard!"
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Feb 3, 2007 0:37:00 GMT -5
"Ohhh, WHAT A BOOGER!" (Hawk said this about the New Age Outlaws at the December 97 ppv)
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 3, 2007 3:27:52 GMT -5
And another great Hawk line about the Natural Disasters, from either Summerslam '91 or Royal Rumble '92 (can't remember which) ...
"Your tongues'll be hangin' out ... like TWO DEAD DEERS."
And then the promo just sort of dies in this awkward silence.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 3, 2007 3:34:11 GMT -5
Speakin' of Hawk, he got one of my favorite intimidation lines at WM 8 in reference to Paul Ellering.
"GENE, for the longest time, we've been like a runaway train, NO-body driving it. Pretty scary, huh? Scarier now, look who's driving the train".*Points at Ellering*
I love that freakin' promo.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Feb 3, 2007 3:34:13 GMT -5
"Cause after this party is over you won't be going to the hospital! You'll be headin... to the hospital!" LOL.. When did he say that? I would like to see a video. Saturday Night's Main Event, I suppose it was October... www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A3YVIkgJhY |
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Post by The Sensei of Niceitude on Feb 3, 2007 5:40:25 GMT -5
Pre BikerTaker Deadman taker to the Rock
"Your mouth is running cheques your ass can't cash"
Reading it now, not funny but that fact he is the deadman and speaking in a heavy texan accent is just plain funny
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Post by thesunbeast on Feb 3, 2007 8:27:57 GMT -5
'I'm going to BEAT ... YOUR ... ASS!' Yeah, Cena's been saying this alot and It annoys me. I know that John Cena is comletely original, one of the most original in WWE today. Why WWE writes generic stuff like this for him I don't understand. I think they just wan't him to bee a bad ass, but they should justt add that charactoristic to him rather than replace it from his natural charisma. |
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Feb 3, 2007 8:52:46 GMT -5
Owen: I don't need to beat you with a bad leg bret....YOUR TOO DAMN SELFISH! AND THATS WHY I KICKED OUT YOUR LEG, AND THATS WHy I kicked your leg...outta...your......leg.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Feb 3, 2007 9:37:36 GMT -5
"Cause after this party is over you won't be going to the hospital! You'll be headin... to the hospital!" LOL.. When did he say that? I would like to see a video. Saturday Night's Main Event, I suppose it was October... www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A3YVIkgJhYNo mention of Warrior's "BLITZKREIG! BLITZKREIG! BLITZKREIG! BLITZKREIG!" |
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Post by NIXON on Feb 3, 2007 9:50:26 GMT -5
I thought it was funny when the British Bulldog was calling HHH "Gameboy". The first time he said it, he got this little smirk on his face, as though he had said something very clever, so I am assuming he came up with it on his own. I always pictured him going backstage to the guys and saying "Did you hear that!? GAMEboy!, Get it? thats great huh?" Followed by "uh yeah, sure is Davey."
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Post by normansmiley on Feb 3, 2007 10:57:03 GMT -5
The absolute worst I've ever heard was Shawn Michaels' insult when he was feuding with Batista. He said something like, "Ok. Listen here you JACKED UP NIMROD!"
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
