Post by Danimal on Feb 3, 2007 11:23:27 GMT -5
boberts said:
I found this list of Scott Steiner put-downs. I can't tell if they are lame or awesome:* "Say something nice and I'll make you scream twice!"
* "This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!"
* "All my hoochies say: 'there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner!'"
* "You know where to find me: I'll be flexin' my peaks, pleasin' my freaks... and when they say 'boom-shakalaka!', that's when you know that I'm the Big Booty Daddy! So Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up; holler, if ya hear me!!"
* "Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
* "All I care about is my peaks, and my freaks, nation-wide!"
* "DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!"
* "All I see is nothing but a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred, white trash!"
* "Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!"
* "As Chris Jericho discovered last Monday night, and this jackass found out tonight; I haven't just been sitting at home, eating potato chips, and wasting away. I'm still the genetic freak, with the largest arms in the world. So this goes out to all my freaks in South Carolina, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler if you hear me!"
* "Any of you Hooches out there, wanna get some action? The Big Bad Booty Daddy will give you satisfaction!"
* "I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak!"
* "No-one can duplicate the highest peaks on earth."
* "There's nothing finer then Scott Steiner!"
* "You can handle a man, but not a Genetic Freak."
* "You guys are just white trash!"
* "Tonight...I kill you."
* "Well this crap, is unsellable!" (in reference to the Samoa Joe DVD "Unstoppable: The Best of Sammoa Joe")
* "You put whoop-dee-do in your hair!" (talking about Christian Cage)
* "I got a problem with Samoa Joe calling himself Samoa Joe. You're a freakin' half breed, and I'm gonna treat you life a half breed."
* "I got the largest arms in the world; you see that Joe? That's a vein. Something you don't have you fat b@%tard."
* "Christian Cage, you made a big mistake bein' in Sting's corner. And when people make mistakes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy makes them pay for it!"
* "CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!"
* "Why don't you just go back to Canada--or as we call it here in America, Mexico North! And I apologize to all the Mexicans out there."
* "Christian Cage, you already got two strikes against you. One, you're not big enough, strong enough, to get in the ring with the genetic freak. Second, you're from that country better known as Mexico North!...no offense to all the Mexicans."
I vote Awesome, I love Steiner-promos.
I just wish Steiner had developed his character before his athleticism was gone.