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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 2, 2007 23:42:08 GMT -5
It's a reworking of my previous game, almost like the WWE Corrupt-A-Wish game.
Here's how it works: I posit a situation where Cena goes up against seemingly impossible (but Kayfabe "realistic") odds, and then the next poster books the finish of the match where Cena "overcomes the odds" and wins, again, in a kayfabe realistic manner.
They then posit their own scenario, and so on and so forth.
First one.
Khali and Umaga Versus Cena and Eugene Tag Team Match.
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Post by TripleMerc on Feb 2, 2007 23:45:33 GMT -5
Eugene hugs Umaga, and Umaga takes offense, beating a now battered and bloody Eugene to the backstage area.
Cena and Khali fight on, and Khali beats the hell out of Cena. Eugene comes back, hits Khali with a Stunner from behind (Not the whole move, but just the beginning surprise stuff.). Cena picks Khali up for the FU, hits it, and takes the pin.
NEXT:
Khali VS Cena - Weapons Legal for Khali, not for Cena, First Blood Match
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Post by odor31 on Feb 2, 2007 23:46:43 GMT -5
EDIT: got ousted...nvm
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 2, 2007 23:56:41 GMT -5
Khali gets a chair and begins to pound Cena's head with it. Slowly, Cena begins to fall on his knees before Khali. Until with one final chairshot, Cena falls flat on the ground...
...except his head lands on Khali's right foot...his heavy head lands right on Khali's ultra-sensitive big toe.
YARGHAHRHSHGH!!!!, screams the monster in agony as he falls to the ground.
Cena lifts one arm, puts it on khali as he whimpers. Ref makes the 3 count. Cena wins.
Next: Cena vs: Rated RKO in a handicap ladder match for the tag titles...except Cena has one arm tied behind his back and is blindfolded.
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Post by skiller on Feb 3, 2007 0:12:10 GMT -5
Ok... as Edge charges Cena at the beginning, he uses his senses to catch him and land an FU. Orton then starts rollong on the ground to prepare for the RKO. Cena manages to reverse the RKO and applies the STFU, Orton taps. Edge gets back in the ring and sets up the ladder. He then seens Cena holding Orton in the submission and gest a chair. He quietly saunters over and raises the chair. Quickly, as Edge brings the chair down, Cena lets go of the hold and the chair connects with Orton, who's knocked completely out. Cena then shoulderblocks Edge out of the ring and through a table that was set up before the match by Rated RKO. Cena finds the ladder and slowly works his way up. He then sits on top for balance, and manages to unhook one of the belts and is declared the winner.
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels, with Triple H as guest referee. Where even Triple H can win the title if he pins Cena.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 3, 2007 0:21:16 GMT -5
See what I see happening is the whole match HHH and HBK double teaming Cena beating him down and blooding him. Than all of a sudden he make a come back does the 5 Knuckle shuffle to HHH and HBK is tunning up the band but Cena ducks and hits him with F-U and applies the STFU and Mike Chicoda comes as HBK taps and somehow he over comes the odds again!
John Cena vs The Entire Raw Roster with John Cena being hogtied!
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 3, 2007 0:36:41 GMT -5
Cena manages to break out of the hogties at the start of the match, and the roster, while starting immediately into a beat down, begins to brawl out of the ring and all over the ramp. Finally only Trevor Murdoch, laid out by a Thumb-Spike earlier in the match, and John Cena, still recovering, remain in the ring.
Cena tries for some offense but gets shut down by Murdoch, who hits an atomic drop. JTG in the ring who brawls with Murdoch, finally hitting a Russian Leg-Sweep. Cena's up, surprises JTG into an FU ONTO MURDOCH.
He pins them both, then flees into the crowd.
TablesLaddersChairs match with Eugene, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Balls Mahoney, The Boogie-Man and Mark Henry.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 3, 2007 1:03:19 GMT -5
SPEAKING OF Cena overcoming the odds, here's something to think about. Cena almost always wins. His win-loss record is pretty damn amazing. So in any given match that he is in, he is actually the odds-on favorite to win. Sure he doesn't ALWAYS win, but he usually does. Therefore in order for Cena to truly overcome the odds, he would have to lose.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 3, 2007 1:06:38 GMT -5
SPEAKING OF Cena overcoming the odds, here's something to think about. Cena almost always wins. His win-loss record is pretty damn amazing. So in any given match that he is in, he is actually the odds-on favorite to win. Sure he doesn't ALWAYS win, but he usually does. Therefore in order for Cena to truly overcome the odds, he would have to lose. Hmmmmmm.... That true so I guess overcoming the odds would be losing the WWE Title to Chloe?
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 3, 2007 12:26:09 GMT -5
*sigh* I actually had a thread about Cena and the odds. Come on, more new scenarios for Cena to valiantly underdog his way out of!
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Post by bobolebowski on Feb 3, 2007 12:47:07 GMT -5
TLC Match with Hacksaw, Eugene, Mark Henry, The Boogeyman, and Balls Mahoney
Ok Balls takes a chair to Eugene because Eugene tries to do another ECW rhyme time. The Boogeyman chases Mark Henry off with the worms leaving Hacksaw and Balls and Cena. Balls and Hacksaw climb to the top of the ladder and Cena tips it over throwing both guys out of the ring and through six tables. Cena climbs the ladder and Boogeyman comes back only to get F-Ued by Cena off the Ladder through a table. Cena wins the match
Next
John Cena vs The Undertaker, Kane, and The Big Show. In a Handicap Casket, Inferno, Last Man Standing Match. Cena is handcuffed and has to put the Undertaker in a Casket, Light Kane on fire, and knock out the Big Show.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 3, 2007 13:36:10 GMT -5
Cena is handcuffed to the ropes, and everyone basically beats the hell out of him. However, BAH GOD KEENG, the handcuffs prevent him from falling down for a ten count, being thrown through the fire or being closed in the casket!
Infuriated, Kane and Undertaker unscrew one of the turnbuckles, and undo the the ring ropes, freeing the prostrate Cena. Kane charges Cena with the turnbuckle, but BAH GAWD Cena ducks, and Kane clocks The Big Show! The Big Show staggers and falls backwards out of the ring to the floor for a ten count! Kane is surprised, and Cena shoves him out of the open (no-ring ropes) side of the ring through the fire!
Undertaker charges Cena! Cena turns it into a sit out powerslam! YOU CAN'T SEE ME! Five knuckle shuffle!
Zombie sit-up!
RIGHT INTO AN FU INTO THE CASKET!
BAH GAWD KEENG CENA DID IT, HE PULLED IT OUT!
After the Match an exhausted Cena gets a chokeslam from each of the three men, who then leave. BUT CENA STILL HOLDS UP THE TITLE AT THE END OF THE SHOW! WORD LIFE! BASIC KRYPTONIANANOMICS!
Cena in a Hardcore Handicap against CM Punk, Sandman, and Bobby Lashley.
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Post by galkonfuzin on Feb 4, 2007 2:27:48 GMT -5
^^^^Match gets cancelled. The winner izzzzzz: NOBODY!
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Post by skiller on Feb 4, 2007 6:50:30 GMT -5
Cena in a Hardcore Handicap against CM Punk, Sandman, and Bobby Lashley. Ok, early on Cena is beaten by Sandman with his singapore cane, while Punk and Lashley simutaniously stomp him. Cena manages to catch the cane and beats Sandman with it and knocks them all out of the ring. Cena continues to show his toughness by hitting himself with the cane. Lashley and Sandman manage to get back into the ring on either side of Cena and level him up. Lashley then charges for a spear, but Cena dodges and Sandman takes the blow and rolls outside the ring. Lashley then tries for another spear but Cena catches him with an FU, and locks in the STFU. Punk runs back inand breaks up the hold but Lashley is out cold. Punk then hits the uranage and locks in the Anaconda Vice. Cena manages to hold on for about 5 minutes, and manages to reverse it into his own version of the anaconda vice. Punk taps in seconds. John Cena vs. Mickie James, Melina, Ariel, Maria, and Kelly Kelly in a Bikini Competition, where the divas will strip naked if they win.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2007 8:21:05 GMT -5
Hmmm.....while the men and older teens love seeing Mickie James, Melina, Ariel, Maria, and Kelly in bikinis, the majority of the fans in the crowd are little kids and women, who much prefer Cena in a bikini(what with little kids loving him and all.). Thus, John Cena overcomes the odds and manages to defeat the WWE's best-looking divas(Maybe except for Kelly. ) in a swimsuit contest. John Cena vs MNKM(Mercury, Nitro, Khali and Melina) in a No-DQ, No-Countout "only a woman can get the pinfall handicap match," where pinfall is the only way to win.
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Post by skiller on Feb 4, 2007 8:38:37 GMT -5
Ok, before the match takes place Cena announces that since he beat just about all the other divas in a bikini contest, he's now the number one contender for the women's title. He easily defeats Mickie to win the title.
Cena is announced as the Women's Champion allowing him to make pinfalls in the match. Cena easily takes out Nitro and Mercury with a double FU. Cena is then dominated by Khali for some time, before knocking him down with the Women's Champinoship belt.
Cena then picks up Melina and gives her an FU for the win. He then makes Khali tap to the STFU for no other reason other then because he can.
John Cena vs. AJ Styles in an all TNA, No DQ, Lumberjack Elimination Gauntlet Match. A match where Cena must defeat AJ Styles then every other TNA star surrounding the ring in under 10 minutes.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Feb 4, 2007 9:55:39 GMT -5
The match starts with the TNA roster flooding the ring to go after Cena, where upon Cena takes a brutal beatdown. However, he gets ahold of Stings baseball bat and manages to fight them all off. AJ is the only one left in the ring, and goes for the Styles Clash, only for it to be reversed into the FU for the pinfall. The LAX then charge the ring, only for bothof them to be put into the FU simultaniously and pinned one after another. Shortly after, both Team 3D, Serotonin (Including Raven) and VKM suffer the same fate.
Those of you who are keeping track, here's the remaining active roster after 2 minutes: "The Monster" Abyss Kurt Angle Christian Cage "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels Andy Douglas Sonjay Dutt Lance Hoyt Ron "The Truth" Killings Jay Lethal Jerry Lynn Rhino Robert Roode Chris Sabin Samoa Joe Senshi Alex Shelley Austin Starr Chase Stevens Sting "Cowboy" James Storm Tomko Petey Williams Eric Young
Cena then starts to focus on the remaining former Team Canada. Petey Williams attacks from the top rope only to land on Cena's shoulders. 1-2-3. Young pleades for mercy, but gets locked in the STFU, tapping out immediatly. Cena chases Roode round the ring, eliminating Stevens, Hoyt, Storm, Lynn, Leathal AND Dutt in the process with concecative FU's. At the 3 minute mark, he get's his hands on Roode and FU's him on to Douglas, pinning them both.
"The Monster" Abyss Kurt Angle Christian Cage "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels Ron "The Truth" Killings Rhino Chris Sabin Samoa Joe Senshi Alex Shelley Austin Starr Sting Tomko
The remaining TNA members regroup to plan a stratagy. Shelley, Starr, Sabin and Senshi attack him simultaniously on all sides. Cena grabs Sabin, swings him around knocking the other S's down and FU's him on top of Senshi, pinning them both. Shelley and Starr are then locked into the STFU. Shelley taps, followed by Starr. Cena dosn't get much chance to regroup though as he is suddenly hit by the GORE! GORE! GORE!.... or is he? NO! Cena managed to grab Rhino into the FU, throwing him over the top rope. Rhino's down but not out... the same can't be said for Tomko who is caught and put in the STFU (With Cena pulling the beard). He taps at 4:30. Rhino comes back for another shot, this time with help from Christian. A clothesline for them both. A 5 knuckle shuffle puts down Cage and Rhino taps to the STFU at 5 minutes.
"The Monster" Abyss Kurt Angle "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels Ron "The Truth" Killings Samoa Joe Sting
The next two minutes are not good for Cena however as the final 6 procede to beat him down, each almost getting the pin. It's no good however, as Cena fights them all off again, pinning Killings at 7:45 and Daniels at 7:53. Sting swings the bat, miss's and ends up FU'd as well. He is pinned at 8:03
"The Monster" Abyss Kurt Angle Samoa Joe
Cena is in real trouble now as he is against the monster and the submission experts. But thanks to fighting beating him so many times before, Cena beats Angle without much of a problem. He clotheslines Joe out of the ring and FU's and STFU's Abyss at 9 minutes.
Cena has one minute to beat Samoa Joe.
At 9:20, he reverses the Muscle Buster into the FU and locks Joe into the STFU. Joe is holding on. Can he make it?
NO! At 9:59, Joe taps and Cena has managed to beat the entire TNA roster in the space of ten minutes.
NEXT MATCH: Cena V Little Bastard and Super Porky (w/ The Junior Division) in a 'Shortest Man Wins Automatically' Handicap Match
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 4, 2007 11:34:37 GMT -5
Cena overcomes the odds by walking to the ring on his knees with shoes attached to them, like Dorf on Golf. He doesn't enter the ring, but actually reaches under it to find Little bastard, and gives him the worlds shortest FU. Of course, being tossed on his back from four feet in the air causes Little Bastard to be knocked out for hours.
When he gets in the ring he is still shorter than the rest of the Juniors, so he loses!
BUT WAIT...
Cena losing causes time and space to implode on itself, therefore nullifying any records of the loss.
Next match: Cena has to face the Great Khali in a Brain Chop challenge, where the winner must brain chop a cantelope hanging 9 feet off the mat without jumping or using a ladder.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 4, 2007 13:12:14 GMT -5
Cena manages to get up on Khali's shoulders and scores the winning brainchop.
Cena Versus Vince in a hair-versus-hair match.
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 4, 2007 13:17:22 GMT -5
Cena manages to get up on Khali's shoulders and scores the winning brainchop. Cena Versus Vince in a hair-versus-hair match. Cena shaves Vince's hair with a straight razor shortly after an F-U and wins the match. NEXT MATCH: Cena vs. Vince McMahon, Ted Turner, Bill Gates, and Donald Trump in a "Richest Man" handicap match, where the team worth the most money wins automatically.
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