In the Cards by Ariel (02/01/07)

[Desi]

In the Cards for 02/01/07
By Ariel
Written: February 1, 2007

This week, the cards tell a tale of justice and revenge. Kevin Thorn’s vanished championship opportunity, which is merely temporary, will take its toll on those who think they may prosper now.

Last Tuesday, a shadow cast upon ECW on Sci Fi. As the cards foretold, Bobby Lashley’s time in the light has come to a chilling end, for a member of the walking dead has ushered a black cloud on the man and his ECW World Title.

This encounter does not prophesize Undertaker as a bearer of ECW gold. On the contrary, this was an allegory for what the future holds for the Land of the Extreme. This member of the dead foreshadows the success of the Extreme undead.

My Kevin Thorn had his fate at Royal Rumble taken from him by a giant, a freak of nature. Do not fret, though. Even giants cannot alter a man’s destiny, and destiny is gold for Kevin Thorn. Bobby Lashley may be preoccupied by the dead, but it is the undead he should fear.

Don’t thank me for revealing the future of ECW’s most prize possession. Thank the cards, for they tell all.

I find it hilarious the even Ariel knows that Taker isn't going to go after Lashley.

[Tyfo]

Chris Benoit is a giant?

[Desi]

tyfo85 said:

Chris Benoit is a giant?

I think she meant Khali.

[MNM's Official "Fixer"]

Ariel is awesome. She has lots of pizazz, and a great entrance.

[Ass Dan]

setsunameioh said:

In the Cards for 02/01/07
By Ariel
Written: February 1, 2007

This week, the cards tell a tale of justice and revenge. Kevin Thorn’s vanished championship opportunity, which is merely temporary, will take its toll on those who think they may prosper now.

Last Tuesday, a shadow cast upon ECW on Sci Fi. As the cards foretold, Bobby Lashley’s time in the light has come to a chilling end, for a member of the walking dead has ushered a black cloud on the man and his ECW World Title.

This encounter does not prophesize Undertaker as a bearer of ECW gold. On the contrary, this was an allegory for what the future holds for the Land of the Extreme. This member of the dead foreshadows the success of the Extreme undead.

My Kevin Thorn had his fate at Royal Rumble taken from him by a giant, a freak of nature. Do not fret, though. Even giants cannot alter a man’s destiny, and destiny is gold for Kevin Thorn. Bobby Lashley may be preoccupied by the dead, but it is the undead he should fear.

Don’t thank me for revealing the future of ECW’s most prize possession. Thank the cards, for they tell all.

I find it hilarious the even Ariel knows that Taker isn't going to go after Lashley.

Ray Charles saw it coming.

[The Portable Stove]

Thorn/Lashley for the title at WM?

...book it!

[Tyfo]

setsunameioh said:

tyfo85 said:

Chris Benoit is a giant?

I think she meant Khali.

Yeah, but it was Benoit who eliminated Thorn. Actually, I think he was already gone by the time Khali entered.

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

notmyproblem said:

Thorn/Lashley for the title at WM?

...book it!

I actually agree with this statement!

[Desi]

buckyayo said:

notmyproblem said:

Thorn/Lashley for the title at WM?

...book it!

I actually agree with this statement!

[mysterydriver]

Thorn for ECW Title holder!

[TripleMerc]

THORN FOR... GOD!

[mo]

I too wouldn't mind Thorn going for the gold at WrestleMania

[-Lithium-]

Now you know she didnt write that...

[TripleMerc]

ravenm said:

Now you know she didnt write that...

Punch this into your wrestling calculators.

Words over two syllables + Standard WWE Divas = ERROR! LISTEN YOU f***ING IDIOT! THERE ARE LITTLE OR NO DIVAS THAT SEEM TO HAVE MORE THAN 10 IQ POINTS!

[Corporate H]

DAMN THAT KHALI! DAMN HIM TO HELL!

[Arturo Classico]

setsunameioh said:

In the Cards for 02/01/07
By Ariel
Written: February 1, 2007

This week, the cards tell a tale of justice and revenge. Kevin Thorn’s vanished championship opportunity, which is merely temporary, will take its toll on those who think they may prosper now.

Last Tuesday, a shadow cast upon ECW on Sci Fi. As the cards foretold, Bobby Lashley’s time in the light has come to a chilling end, for a member of the walking dead has ushered a black cloud on the man and his ECW World Title.

This encounter does not prophesize Undertaker as a bearer of ECW gold. On the contrary, this was an allegory for what the future holds for the Land of the Extreme. This member of the dead foreshadows the success of the Extreme undead.

My Kevin Thorn had his fate at Royal Rumble taken from him by a giant, a freak of nature. Do not fret, though. Even giants cannot alter a man’s destiny, and destiny is gold for Kevin Thorn. Bobby Lashley may be preoccupied by the dead, but it is the undead he should fear.

Don’t thank me for revealing the future of ECW’s most prize possession. Thank the cards, for they tell all.

I find it hilarious the even Ariel knows that Taker isn't going to go after Lashley.

All I can say is with Kevin Thorn as the champ ECW will get better. Really Lashley is crap and I think Vince realizes it and will get the belt off him fast, maybe at Wrestlemania.

Think of the feuds that Thorne could have and since he is more of a tweener lately he could face babyfaces and heels so should have a good reign and he is a decent big guy with awesomes finishers. Plus he's subculture which is what ECW was about and at the same time he's definite WWE style.

I love the idea! I hope it does happen because Thorn is actually the best choice for a champion right now, better than Holly and seems more legitamte than Corvon. Also I don't see it going to either Test, punk or RVD anytime soon. So this would be good.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Ariel would be an expert on giants. She has to overcome 2 of them whenever she puts her bra on.

[Arturo Classico]

lenny said:

Ariel would be an expert on giants. She has to overcome 2 of them whenever she puts her bra on.

GONG!

[erisi236]

Thorn as Champ = ratings.

[rrm15]

lenny said:

Ariel would be an expert on giants. She has to overcome 2 of them whenever she puts her bra on.

GIGGITY!