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Post by rrm15 on Feb 1, 2007 21:35:34 GMT -5
Whats the straight-up weirdest thing a WWE wrestler has ever said during a promo? It can be from any era, just something that was really random or slightly disturbing.
I remember one time Ric Flair and Triple H were in the ring during the Evolution days, and Ric was on a rant some advice he was giving Trips about an upcoming match. It was follwed up with something along the lines of: "IT'S JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ON TOP OF THAT GIRL, AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP TILL SHE WAS BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR YOU TO STOP!!!"
....maybe its just me, but the thought of Ric Flair watching Triple H have sex and cheering him on is a little odd....
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Post by dvy on Feb 1, 2007 21:43:41 GMT -5
two things instantly come to mind:
Eric Bischoff reffering to the wcw title as the "wwf world title" and quickly correcting himself on nitro
on youtube,there is/was a clip where,during a Harlem Heat promo,a fired up Booker T slips,uses a,eh..racial slur on Hogan.Booker quick turns his head w/ a look of "awww s**t"..Senstational sherri looks as if she wants to laugh,andMean Gene looks like a deer in the headlights.Funny stuff
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 21:45:05 GMT -5
two things instantly come to mind: Eric Bischoff reffering to the wcw title as the "wwf world title" and quickly correcting himself on nitro on youtube,there is/was a clip where,during a Harlem Heat promo,a fired up Booker T slips,uses a,eh..racial slur on Hogan.Booker quick turns his head w/ a look of "awww s**t"..Senstational sherri looks as if she wants to laugh,andMean Gene looks like a deer in the headlights.Funny stuff HULK HOGAN! WE COMIN' FOR YOU, N***A!
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Post by Son of a Pregnant Dog on Feb 1, 2007 21:47:11 GMT -5
"...because I'm bizzare!"
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Post by MadLinus on Feb 1, 2007 21:47:14 GMT -5
I liked Chris Nowinski's days of chasing after Molly Holly and trying to deflower her. The guy actually said something along these lines: "Jericho's arm isn't the only thing I'm going to break tonight. I'm gonna break something else...MOLLY'S HYMEN!"
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 1, 2007 21:49:19 GMT -5
I liked Chris Nowinski's days of chasing after Molly Holly and trying to deflower her. The guy actually said something along these lines: "Jericho's arm isn't the only thing I'm going to break tonight. I'm gonna break something else...MOLLY'S HYMEN!" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! Not to mention he voiced the opinion of every heterosexual male watching that night. Then, of course, later that night during their match, Chris ends up landing face-first into her how-do-you-do.
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Post by HRH The KING on Feb 1, 2007 21:54:29 GMT -5
The time Vince mentioned having sex with his own daughter and generally anytime Vince mentions semen.
I think he has serious issues, because there are far less strange ways of getting heat.
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Post by HRH The KING on Feb 1, 2007 21:56:03 GMT -5
Whats the straight-up weirdest thing a WWE wrestler has ever said during a promo? It can be from any era, just something that was really random or slightly disturbing. I remember one time Ric Flair and Triple H were in the ring during the Evolution days, and Ric was on a rant some advice he was giving Trips about an upcoming match. It was follwed up with something along the lines of: "IT'S JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ON TOP OF THAT GIRL, AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP TILL SHE WAS BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR YOU TO STOP!!!" ....maybe its just me, but the thought of Ric Flair watching Triple H have sex and cheering him on is a little odd.... It sounded more like encouraging a rape to me. Unless she was begging and pleading because she was laughing too much at HHH's man boobs.
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Post by KingPopper on Feb 1, 2007 21:56:55 GMT -5
When Flair was talking about making virgins bleed.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Feb 1, 2007 21:59:09 GMT -5
"Im twice the man you are, and I have haalf the brain you do"- Sid.
"These 2 fish-eatin' chumps from gilligan's island"- Stevie Ray to Meng/Barbarian.
"Butt sucking, ass kissing bastard"- Scott Steiner to Flair.
"I saw a bunch of men that looked like women"- David Shultz.
I can go on...
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Post by oltrelamorte on Feb 1, 2007 22:03:06 GMT -5
two things instantly come to mind: Eric Bischoff reffering to the wcw title as the "wwf world title" and quickly correcting himself on nitro on youtube,there is/was a clip where,during a Harlem Heat promo,a fired up Booker T slips,uses a,eh..racial slur on Hogan.Booker quick turns his head w/ a look of "awww s**t"..Senstational sherri looks as if she wants to laugh,andMean Gene looks like a deer in the headlights.Funny stuff HULK HOGAN! WE COMIN' FOR YOU, N***A! The winnah...sucka.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2007 22:04:35 GMT -5
Johnny Nitro: "Keep it sexy." One of the greatest lines I've heard. If only he hadn't said it to Foley.
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Post by rrm15 on Feb 1, 2007 22:06:02 GMT -5
Johnny Nitro: "Keep it sexy." One of the greatest lines I've heard. If only he hadn't said it to Foley. He said it to Melina.
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Post by bob on Feb 1, 2007 22:15:42 GMT -5
"You've never had a woman a baby!" - Dave Schultz to Hogan
"I have half the brian that you do!" - Sid to Nash
"We gonna step!" - 2 Cold Scorpio
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 1, 2007 22:16:09 GMT -5
I liked Chris Nowinski's days of chasing after Molly Holly and trying to deflower her. The guy actually said something along these lines: "Jericho's arm isn't the only thing I'm going to break tonight. I'm gonna break something else...MOLLY'S HYMEN!" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! I actually watched this a few days ago it was a pre-match promo for an intergender tag tables match. "After bubba and trish go bursting through tables i'm gonna burst through something. and by that something I mean (looks around) Molly's hymen!!!!
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Feb 1, 2007 22:17:38 GMT -5
On Raw, I think it was right before Summerslam 2002 and Bischoff agrees to the non-sanctioned stipulation with the match with HBK and says to Triple-H, "Hey, I'm showing my ass here".
I know it means something along the lines of being more heelish, or something like that, but the regular viewers would think he's gay or off his rocker.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2007 22:17:49 GMT -5
Johnny Nitro: "Keep it sexy." One of the greatest lines I've heard. If only he hadn't said it to Foley. He said it to Melina. He said it to both of them, when Foley asked if Melina could go introduce him.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 1, 2007 22:18:17 GMT -5
"When Andre is cinched (sp?) in the launch position..."
"When Donald Trump lets go of his materialistic possessions..."
Hogan had to be on coke during that promo.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 1, 2007 22:18:40 GMT -5
Oh, and "My ass is hungry!"
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Post by rrm15 on Feb 1, 2007 22:18:52 GMT -5
"When Andre is cinched (sp?) in the launch position..." "When Donald Trump lets go of his materialistic possessions..." Hogan had to be on coke during that promo. Oh yes. Clearly.
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