"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2007 2:16:53 GMT -5
"I'M GONNA COME DOWN THAT RAMP LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON PCP AND MELT EVERYTHING IN MY PATH!" site your source please! Monday Night Raw, I think it was shortly before WrestleMania last year? I definitely remember this promo, because I actually popped for the "Frankenstein on PCP" line, even though I don't really feel one way or the other toward Cena. (leaning more toward "enough is enough already," but that's neither here nor there.)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2007 2:27:31 GMT -5
"Its a good thing Donald Trump is a Hulkamaniac brother!" It's actually, "Thank GOD Donald Trump's a Hulkamaniac, brother!!!" The over-the-top "Thank God", preceded by the weirdest promo I have ever heard, makes it a winner. hulkaggedon.ytmnd.com/
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Post by angryfan on Feb 2, 2007 2:34:58 GMT -5
Monday Night Raw, I think it was shortly before WrestleMania last year? I definitely remember this promo, because I actually popped for the "Frankenstein on PCP" line, even though I don't really feel one way or the other toward Cena. (leaning more toward "enough is enough already," but that's neither here nor there.) The PCP line floored me. I remember turning to a buddy of mine and saying "it proves how dated creative really is". Hell, PCP was a hugely popular drug, but that was in the mid 1970's. When was the last time someone gut busted for angel dust anyway? Still an interesting, if not funny, visual though, I'll give him that.
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Feb 2, 2007 2:52:59 GMT -5
Hes a serious professional
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Feb 2, 2007 3:03:42 GMT -5
Didn't Cena refer to Resident Deity Chris Jericho as "Y2Cheap" in a promo? I'm just trying to figure out why that's supposed to be an insult.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Feb 2, 2007 3:09:37 GMT -5
On an unrelated note... please explain this gif... Yeah, uh, I don't know much about Kim Possible, but... Someone explain this to me?
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Post by ronsimmons on Feb 2, 2007 3:24:07 GMT -5
WTF is Hogan on in that promo?! He's insane! He's even incoherent in places.
Weirdest thing I ever saw in a promo was Flair punching his wound until it bled. Weirdest would be Scott Steiner in those great promos for the Joe match.
YOU LITTLE FAT BASTARD! I GOT A PROBLEM WITH SAMOA JOE CALLIN HIMSELF SAMOA JOE! YOU'RE A FRIGGIN HALF BREED! I SMASH EM ALL WHY?! COZ I GOT THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD! NOBODY EYEBALLS THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!
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Post by sam_III on Feb 2, 2007 3:39:46 GMT -5
On an unrelated note... please explain this gif... Yeah, uh, I don't know much about Kim Possible, but... Someone explain this to me? Kim had to change and told Ron "no peeking" and Ron turned away while she changed, and i guess someone edited it so that Rons gettin peek
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 2, 2007 3:42:44 GMT -5
"TERRY FUNK - I SMASHED YOUR KNEE TO OBLIVIATORY"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 3:45:06 GMT -5
Terry Funk, at Slamboree '94 about his fued with Dusty and Dustin Rhodes:
"I can't hit Dusty, because he's the son of a carpenter, but what I can do is hit on the son of the son of a carpenter."
Which, if I'm right, is a roundabout comparison of Dusty to Jesus.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Feb 2, 2007 4:34:33 GMT -5
"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?" - Bret Hart
"I can make me ass do tricks, watch this." - Vince McMahon
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 2, 2007 4:38:54 GMT -5
Whats the straight-up weirdest thing a WWE wrestler has ever said during a promo? It can be from any era, just something that was really random or slightly disturbing. I remember one time Ric Flair and Triple H were in the ring during the Evolution days, and Ric was on a rant some advice he was giving Trips about an upcoming match. It was follwed up with something along the lines of: "IT'S JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ON TOP OF THAT GIRL, AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP TILL SHE WAS BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR YOU TO STOP!!!" ....maybe its just me, but the thought of Ric Flair watching Triple H have sex and cheering him on is a little odd.... WOOO! It's the GAME! WHEN THE CHAMP is plowing you, best pays respects to him! WOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Feb 2, 2007 6:31:49 GMT -5
"TERRY FUNK - I SMASHED YOUR KNEE TO OBLIVIATORY" I think it was "Oblibricry". That messed me up too.
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Post by Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow on Feb 2, 2007 7:15:29 GMT -5
My favorite is when Eric Bishoff was talking about what he was going to do to Teddy Long in a quasi-homo way at Suvivor Series 05, when Cena walks up and says Eric Bishoff is into guys and its "not his thing". Then Mr. McMahon says something along the lines of...
"Whats up, my ni**a?"
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"Tell me he did not just say....THAT!" -Booker T
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Post by The Wrestling Rambler on Feb 2, 2007 8:49:21 GMT -5
"TERRY FUNK - I SMASHED YOUR KNEE TO OBLIVIATORY" I think it was "Oblibricry". That messed me up too. I always remember when Funk was trying to get Foley to fight him, before their match at One Night Stand 2; and to try and provoke him said "If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised!" I just remember thinking, surely there was a less-wierd way to phrase that.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 2, 2007 9:11:01 GMT -5
"I know why you did it, but tell me why you did what you did!"
-Terry Funk, demanding to know why Mick Foley sided with Edge last year.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 2, 2007 9:19:56 GMT -5
"SATCHEL ASS!" of course springs to mind
BUT...the all time best has to be this Stevie Ray gem from WCW before a match with Curt Hennig
"Hennig, it gon' take me about, mm, 2, 3 minutes, I'ma get on my garb, get in the ring, Hennig, and I'ma get in yo' butt."
Swear to Godz.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 2, 2007 9:59:09 GMT -5
Nothing can top the following: Steve McMichael's monumental quote of "This place is apropros! And that don't mean diggin' in the yard with farm tools, baby!"
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Post by romafan87 on Feb 2, 2007 10:00:58 GMT -5
My favorite wasn't a promo but rather Stevie Ray on commentary saying there was only 5,000 people watching Nitro. Schaivone covers saying there is 5,000 people... IN EVERY HOUSE.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 11:26:53 GMT -5
Nothing can top the following: Steve McMichael's monumental quote of "This place is apropros! And that don't mean diggin' in the yard with farm tools, baby!" I still wanna know what the hell that means, all these years later. It haunts me.
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