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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Feb 2, 2007 12:15:17 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan: "I was just the right gay at the right time!"
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 2, 2007 12:19:37 GMT -5
I still want to know what in the hell a "popcorn fart" is.
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Post by hotrod on Feb 2, 2007 12:22:55 GMT -5
"I don't need you with a bad leg doin' the Bret! You're too damn selfish, & that's why you're sittin' there with a bad leg, & that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!" Damn beat me to it, some of piper incoherent coked up stuff is pretty hard to decypher
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2007 12:32:08 GMT -5
"I don't need you with a bad leg doin' the Bret! You're too damn selfish, & that's why you're sittin' there with a bad leg, & that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!" Damn beat me to it, some of piper incoherent coked up stuff is pretty hard to decypher Um, that wasn't Piper. It was Owen. EDIT: I was gonna link to the exact video, but I can't find it on YouTube.
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Post by skskillz on Feb 2, 2007 12:40:51 GMT -5
Triple H's "I'm a lot of bi's, but lingual isn't one of them" comment still baffles me to this day. I still don't know what he was going for by saying that. Maybe he was trying to explain why he found Chyna attractive, who knows.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 2, 2007 12:49:35 GMT -5
Triple H's "I'm a lot of bi's, but lingual isn't one of them" comment still baffles me to this day. I still don't know what he was going for by saying that. Maybe he was trying to explain why he found Chyna attractive, who knows. Well, they were supposed to be degenerates. He and Michaels did some pretty homoerotic stuff in '97.
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 2, 2007 12:52:46 GMT -5
"DON'T PUT IT IN MY EYE"
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2007 12:54:05 GMT -5
"That's what she said!!" OK, I'll go away now. Sorry.
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Slapnutz McGee
Trap-Jaw
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Post by Slapnutz McGee on Feb 2, 2007 12:55:11 GMT -5
What about Vader's last promo after he lost to Kane. (I think?) He was just babbling on about being all fat and slow and stupid. He was crying during the promo. That had me rolling. I still don't know what that was all about and why they made him give that promo.
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The G.O.A.T.
Don Corleone
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Post by The G.O.A.T. on Feb 2, 2007 13:08:25 GMT -5
"We gonna step!" - 2 Cold Scorpio We gonna step is what was said to fight in NYC in the 90's Triple H's "I'm a lot of bi's, but lingual isn't one of them" comment still baffles me to this day. I still don't know what he was going for by saying that. Maybe he was trying to explain why he found Chyna attractive, who knows. The best part of this was his face when he realized what he said priceless
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 2, 2007 13:10:10 GMT -5
What about Vader's last promo after he lost to Kane. (I think?) He was just babbling on about being all fat and slow and stupid. He was crying during the promo. That had me rolling. I still don't know what that was all about and why they made him give that promo. "I'm done. I just made the biggest mistake of my life, Michael Cole. I'm s***. A big, fat, piece of s***." I died on the inside after hearing that. What it was about? Vince and HBK further killing Vader.
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Post by catwoman on Feb 2, 2007 13:26:01 GMT -5
Nothing can top the following: Steve McMichael's monumental quote of "This place is apropros! And that don't mean diggin' in the yard with farm tools, baby!" I still wanna know what the hell that means, all these years later. It haunts me. GAH, that's going to haunt me too! I think I need to take Lewis Black's advice after reading that: "Don't think about it for more than three minutes because if you do, your head will HUGGING exPLODE!!!" (if it weren't for my horse...if it weren't for my horse...)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2007 13:56:45 GMT -5
"If you let me have drink of your slurpee, I'll let you have a bite of my wiener"
Goldust to Booker T.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 2, 2007 14:04:22 GMT -5
The Mountie saying he would "take Piper's manhood" at RR92, which Piper himself rebutted in a manner most awesome.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 14:19:04 GMT -5
The Mountie saying he would "take Piper's manhood" at RR92, which Piper himself rebutted in a manner most awesome. "Say's he's gonna take my manhood!!! *Gives Okerlund a weird look* AAH, I came here to FIGHT, I don't know what you come here to do!!!"
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 2, 2007 14:22:39 GMT -5
The Mountie saying he would "take Piper's manhood" at RR92, which Piper himself rebutted in a manner most awesome. "Say's he's gonna take my manhood!!! *Gives Okerlund a weird look* AAH, I came here to FIGHT, I don't know what you come here to do!!!" Classic.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 14:23:44 GMT -5
"Say's he's gonna take my manhood!!! *Gives Okerlund a weird look* AAH, I came here to FIGHT, I don't know what you come here to do!!!" Classic. "Jimmy Hart, kissin' all on that belt, gettin' all that lipstick on it". One of my favorite Piper promos of all time right there.
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Feb 2, 2007 14:54:05 GMT -5
During the Piper/Bret one at WM8, Piper says a lot of weird stuff... something about Mrs Hart putting pieces of baloney in Bret's sammich.
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 2, 2007 14:58:10 GMT -5
Steve Austin: I'm gonna be wearin' Undertaker's Ass on my feet!
I know what he meant, but that's one weird image it conjures up.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 2, 2007 15:00:53 GMT -5
I have to say Warrior saying that he would hijack Hogan's place and make it tailspin and crash to the ground around WM when he was going to face Hogan for the title, was weird!
Oh I just remembered on more Booker T to Hulk Hogan in WCW when it was nWo vs WCW and Booker was still in Harlem Heat:
"We be coming for you, n***a!"
Than Okerland looks in shock for what Book said. Book when he realizes what he said he looked like he wanted to hurl in corner and hide and as they were going back to the announce team you seem upest and looking like"damn did I just at that?"
BOOK! TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
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