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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Feb 21, 2007 18:42:54 GMT -5
...Except that they wouldn't be used because Vince hasn't heard of them. Okidoke. Feeling a bit bored here, so the idea is this; Russo claimed that a gimmick would get red lighted simply because Vinnie Mac hadn't heard of it, and accordingly the rest of the world wouldn't have heard of it either. The Blonde Bytch Project is the prime example, pulled after a single showing because the boss didn't know what Blair Witch was. So, fast forward to 2007. What gimmicks would folks like to see, but know that they probably won't, simply because its unlikely that McMahon is aware of them? Please feel free to make any assumptions you like about how out of touch Vince is... Mine would be a gimmick based on the Janitor in Scrubs. You simply have a wrestler who appears in backstage segments cleaning up, who selects a wrestler from the current roster and then terrorises them in an amusingly violent fashion  The reason it won't happen: Vince doesn't know what Scrubs is  Any more for any more? |
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Post by edgehead on Feb 21, 2007 18:45:05 GMT -5
I want to see that guy with the red hat with all of the signs become a part of WWE TV. Someone that everyone knows is a "true" fan could really work. Put him as an interviewer or something.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Feb 21, 2007 18:51:10 GMT -5
A Borat character. He walks around in a bad looking suit that walks around asking awkward questions to everyone. Vince doesn't get the character so he makes him come out to a theme song that perfectly fits a "USA" chant.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Feb 21, 2007 18:51:12 GMT -5
I want to see that guy with the red hat with all of the signs become a part of WWE TV. Someone that everyone knows is a "true" fan could really work. Put him as an interviewer or something. and it would get kaiboshed, because a 'true' fan is a WRESTLING fan, and Vince doesn't like 'wrestling', its Sports Entertainment  |
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Post by edgehead on Feb 21, 2007 18:56:25 GMT -5
Oh yeah.. Sports Entertainment. You got me. lol
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 21, 2007 18:56:34 GMT -5
How about a Pirate...oh...right.
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Post by JMA on Feb 21, 2007 19:34:35 GMT -5
The Jerk: For several weeks, an annoying "fan" sits in the front row, heckling every wrestler that comes by. Eventually, things would get worse, with the "fan" throwing food at wrestlers, pouring drinks on them, and even spitting on them. The "fan" would get thrown out each time before a wrestler could attack. Eventually, a wrestler could get their hands on him and beat the unholy hell of him. This jerk would be bloodied and carried out on a stretcher.
Normally, this would be the end, but not in this case. You see, the "fan" would sue WWE over the attack. It would be revealed that the "fan" is an aspring wrestler, and WWE would settle the matter by hiring this jerk. From then on, this jerk could become the most annoying wrestler in history. He would steal the gear of other wrestlers before their matches; he would change into his own gear in the divas' lockeroom; he would wrestle drunk (and not in an entertaining way) and vomit on his opponents; he would intentionally get himself counted out and disqualified, not caring whether he wins or loses; he would sexually harass the divas; he would urinate on the ground while being interviewed; and he would moon the crowd during every match. In short, he would be the most unlikeable wrestler ever.
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 21, 2007 20:26:47 GMT -5
The Jerk: For several weeks, an annoying "fan" sits in the front row, heckling every wrestler that comes by. Eventually, things would get worse, with the "fan" throwing food at wrestlers, pouring drinks on them, and even spitting on them. The "fan" would get thrown out each time before a wrestler could attack. Eventually, a wrestler could get their hands on him and beat the unholy hell of him. This jerk would be bloodied and carried out on a stretcher. Normally, this would be the end, but not in this case. You see, the "fan" would sue WWE over the attack. It would be revealed that the "fan" is an aspring wrestler, and WWE would settle the matter by hiring this jerk. From then on, this jerk could become the most annoying wrestler in history. He would steal the gear of other wrestlers before their matches; he would change into his own gear in the divas' lockeroom; he would wrestle drunk (and not in an entertaining way) and vomit on his opponents; he would intentionally get himself counted out and disqualified, not caring whether he wins or loses; he would sexually harass the divas; he would urinate on the ground while being interviewed; and he would moon the crowd during every match. In short, he would be the most unlikeable wrestler ever. I could see Colt Cabana running with that and making it awesome. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2007 20:29:56 GMT -5
The Jerk: For several weeks, an annoying "fan" sits in the front row, heckling every wrestler that comes by. Eventually, things would get worse, with the "fan" throwing food at wrestlers, pouring drinks on them, and even spitting on them. The "fan" would get thrown out each time before a wrestler could attack. Eventually, a wrestler could get their hands on him and beat the unholy hell of him. This jerk would be bloodied and carried out on a stretcher. Normally, this would be the end, but not in this case. You see, the "fan" would sue WWE over the attack. It would be revealed that the "fan" is an aspring wrestler, and WWE would settle the matter by hiring this jerk. From then on, this jerk could become the most annoying wrestler in history. He would steal the gear of other wrestlers before their matches; he would change into his own gear in the divas' lockeroom; he would wrestle drunk (and not in an entertaining way) and vomit on his opponents; he would intentionally get himself counted out and disqualified, not caring whether he wins or loses; he would sexually harass the divas; he would urinate on the ground while being interviewed; and he would moon the crowd during every match. In short, he would be the most unlikeable wrestler ever. I could see Colt Cabana running with that and making it awesome. YES! YES! MAKE THAT HAPPEN! BOOK IT, WWE! And my idea: A guy who wins all of matches by complete fluke. Not much to describe it, except he'd always "find" a way to win. By accident. |
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Post by JMA on Feb 21, 2007 20:45:50 GMT -5
The Jerk: For several weeks, an annoying "fan" sits in the front row, heckling every wrestler that comes by. Eventually, things would get worse, with the "fan" throwing food at wrestlers, pouring drinks on them, and even spitting on them. The "fan" would get thrown out each time before a wrestler could attack. Eventually, a wrestler could get their hands on him and beat the unholy hell of him. This jerk would be bloodied and carried out on a stretcher. Normally, this would be the end, but not in this case. You see, the "fan" would sue WWE over the attack. It would be revealed that the "fan" is an aspring wrestler, and WWE would settle the matter by hiring this jerk. From then on, this jerk could become the most annoying wrestler in history. He would steal the gear of other wrestlers before their matches; he would change into his own gear in the divas' lockeroom; he would wrestle drunk (and not in an entertaining way) and vomit on his opponents; he would intentionally get himself counted out and disqualified, not caring whether he wins or loses; he would sexually harass the divas; he would urinate on the ground while being interviewed; and he would moon the crowd during every match. In short, he would be the most unlikeable wrestler ever. I could see Colt Cabana running with that and making it awesome. Colt could definitely pull the gimmick off. He might even take it to a whole new level. |
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 21, 2007 20:49:35 GMT -5
I could see Colt Cabana running with that and making it awesome. YES! YES! MAKE THAT HAPPEN! BOOK IT, WWE! And my idea: A guy who wins all of matches by complete fluke. Not much to describe it, except he'd always "find" a way to win. By accident. Like "Screamin" Norman Smiley in his hardcore days? |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Feb 21, 2007 20:54:30 GMT -5
YES! YES! MAKE THAT HAPPEN! BOOK IT, WWE! And my idea: A guy who wins all of matches by complete fluke. Not much to describe it, except he'd always "find" a way to win. By accident. Like "Screamin" Norman Smiley in his hardcore days? Now that was all kinds of Awesome!!!11one one |
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Feb 21, 2007 20:59:14 GMT -5
He hates these cans!!!! Stay away from the cans!!!!!! oh...you didn't mean that jerk did you? but that would be awesome |
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 21, 2007 21:11:22 GMT -5
Symbiote, WWE style.
Carlito finds some odd costume backstage and decides to incorporate it into his ring attire. Pretty soon he finds himself winning more matches, hitting more moves, and being more dominant overall.
However, he's become more aggressive, and overall more violent. He starts yelling at Torrie, shoving interviewers, and getting a short patience with fans. Finally, just as he's about to possibly hit Torrie, he realizes what's happening and tears the costume off, before apologizing to her about what happened. Hand in hand, the two walk off, with Carlito happy to be his old self.
Super Crazy, who had been fueding with him, finds the costume before the night ends. When he puts it on, he goes serious and turns heel.
At one point turning a mixed tag with Mickie, she rips part of the attire off and turns into a top. Because she's already a little nuts, after having part of the evil costume, she goes full blown bonkers, and wants to hurt both Carlito and Crazy.
Actually with Gertwitz, this might have a chance.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Feb 21, 2007 21:14:32 GMT -5
The Jerk: For several weeks, an annoying "fan" sits in the front row, heckling every wrestler that comes by. Eventually, things would get worse, with the "fan" throwing food at wrestlers, pouring drinks on them, and even spitting on them. The "fan" would get thrown out each time before a wrestler could attack. Eventually, a wrestler could get their hands on him and beat the unholy hell of him. This jerk would be bloodied and carried out on a stretcher. Normally, this would be the end, but not in this case. You see, the "fan" would sue WWE over the attack. It would be revealed that the "fan" is an aspring wrestler, and WWE would settle the matter by hiring this jerk. From then on, this jerk could become the most annoying wrestler in history. He would steal the gear of other wrestlers before their matches; he would change into his own gear in the divas' lockeroom; he would wrestle drunk (and not in an entertaining way) and vomit on his opponents; he would intentionally get himself counted out and disqualified, not caring whether he wins or loses; he would sexually harass the divas; he would urinate on the ground while being interviewed; and he would moon the crowd during every match. In short, he would be the most unlikeable wrestler ever. The already hired Randy Orton though. |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Feb 21, 2007 21:48:16 GMT -5
I know they kind of did this with Show and Eugene, but a wrestler who just works every match in the attire and moveset of a legend would be pretty cool.
Adn if i am not mistaken it went over pretty well when they have used it.
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Post by thegame415 on Feb 21, 2007 21:48:46 GMT -5
how about when test comes back from his suspension...he becomes number one contender for the ecw title...it is also revealed he was on steroids and thats why he was suspended..so he gets like this whole barry bonds, everyone is aganst him, heel push
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2007 21:50:24 GMT -5
YES! YES! MAKE THAT HAPPEN! BOOK IT, WWE! And my idea: A guy who wins all of matches by complete fluke. Not much to describe it, except he'd always "find" a way to win. By accident. Like "Screamin" Norman Smiley in his hardcore days? Pretty much. Now all we need to do is find a guy who usually doesn't win, and then the magic will begin. |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 21, 2007 21:50:27 GMT -5
YES! YES! MAKE THAT HAPPEN! BOOK IT, WWE! And my idea: A guy who wins all of matches by complete fluke. Not much to describe it, except he'd always "find" a way to win. By accident. Like "Screamin" Norman Smiley in his hardcore days? I actually thought of Mikey Whipwreck as the ECW TV Champ. He used to try to give the belt back instead of having to defend it and get his ass kicked. |
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Feb 21, 2007 21:54:13 GMT -5
YES! YES! MAKE THAT HAPPEN! BOOK IT, WWE! And my idea: A guy who wins all of matches by complete fluke. Not much to describe it, except he'd always "find" a way to win. By accident. Like "Screamin" Norman Smiley in his hardcore days? Or Mikey Whipwreck. Edit: I just saw the above post. Talk about great minds thinking alike. |
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