If you had to go one on one with CM Punk

[Chuckie Finster]

Pin me, pay me.

[Doomrider]

Fingerpoke of doom, then him, Skeleton Bob, Maria, and I would go hit up a bar. Why? Because CM Punk is a DD for life and I like having one.


p.s. Skeleton Bob's a lush.

[DM91]

Pretend I'm Punk and he's Samoa Joe (I know his stuff but he hasn't got a clue about me) and go 60 mintues with the guy .... or tap out to the Anaconda Vice like a little batch in about 30 seconds of the opening bell. It'd be one or the other, methinks ....

[chibidiablo]

What is he like a buck-05?

[careless]

I'd probably just shoot on him seeing as how I probably would not be given a permanent roster spot given my lack of wrestling training and lackluster physique. He'd probably hurt me, but at least I'd give people something to talk about for a time.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Cover myself in beer, then watch him run out for the countout. I'd be penciled in for a MEGA push after that, but, in my cockiness I grab a mic and rip on "the internet" and their hero, Vince hears it and gets mad that I acknowledged the internet exists, and he has me jobbed out on the house show circuit to Rene Dupree.

[Person With A Hat]

hitmanmark said:

dsr said:

I'd have a four star match. Then, me and Punk would go backstage and get "put in the doghouse." Fun times!

Careful, on Smackdown, being "put in the doghouse" involves a small back room, JBL, and handcuffs.

Replace JBL from the equation and I'd be game.

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

I'd offer him £1 million to sleep with Maria, i'd then sit in the middle of the ring and eat a sandwich while he counts the money. I'd then probably get hit with "Welcome to Chicago Mother Hubbard" and lose.

Dave Meltzer would give it threeve stars

[Jaffa is behind you.]

dsr said:

I'd have a four star match. Then, me and Punk would go backstage and get "put in the doghouse." Fun times!

winnar of thread.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

hitmanmark said:

dsr said:

I'd have a four star match. Then, me and Punk would go backstage and get "put in the doghouse." Fun times!

Careful, on Smackdown, being "put in the doghouse" involves a small back room, JBL, and handcuffs.

I always thought that in WWE, the Doghouse was the Diva Search Locker room.


<Rimshot>

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Punk would be pretty cocky at first, I imagine.



But not after I swing him into the barricade,



and then finish him with the Mandible Claw,



leaving him stunned at his loss.



Then I'd go have ice cream with Corino and Ki.

[MetalGearDizzle]

Smash him in the head with a baseball bat until his brain oozed out. Self defense n***a.

[salTy]

BRAIN CHOP him of course.

[Desi]

Can't say, I'll be banned.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

vanvader said:

Punk would be pretty cocky at first, I imagine.



But not after I swing him into the barricade,



and then finish him with the Mandible Claw,



leaving him stunned at his loss.



Then I'd go have ice cream with Corino and Ki.

You are officially a... WINNER AT LIFE!!!!!

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Fight in a brewery.
See, he won't enter cause he's straight edge and I win by forfeit!
Victory is mine.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Slap his stomach and watch the jigglin'.

[Next Level was WRONG]

Run away.