sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Jan 31, 2007 6:44:08 GMT -5
How about: "I have more wrestling ability in one of my farts than you have in your whole body!"
Jerry Lawler to Tazz (WWE vs. ECW) telecast
Jim Ross - After Road Dogg had just defeated Chyna on PPV: "WE CAN ALL SAY THAT WE SAW CHYNA GET IT DOGGY STYLE!!"
and I forget which PPV it was, but The Rock was trying in vain to elevate that waste of time Billy Gunn in a match where the loser had to kiss a fat woman's backside.. At the climax of the match JR screamed hysterically: "BAH GAWD!! THE ROCK JUST SHOVED BILLY GUNN'S FACE IN THAT LARGE WOMAN'S ASS!!!" That had me crying with laughter for days!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 31, 2007 7:01:34 GMT -5
Lashley: Well Finlay you sya you're a man who loves to fight. Well, Finlay I think you're a bastard!
Just love it for the lameness and who little force he used to make it slightly threatning!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 31, 2007 7:23:57 GMT -5
Summerslam 99.
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Jan 31, 2007 8:15:30 GMT -5
Summerslam 99,eh?
I thank you.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 31, 2007 11:23:27 GMT -5
Other. 3-Way Tie between "Big deal! I tore my quad this morning, and I'm fine!", anything involving sodas, kazoos, or a combination of the two, and the entire library of Bobby Heenan.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 31, 2007 21:35:23 GMT -5
How about: "I have more wrestling ability in one of my farts than you have in your whole body!" Jerry Lawler to Tazz (WWE vs. ECW) telecast Jim Ross - After Road Dogg had just defeated Chyna on PPV: "WE CAN ALL SAY THAT WE SAW CHYNA GET IT DOGGY STYLE!!" and I forget which PPV it was, but The Rock was trying in vain to elevate that waste of time Billy Gunn in a match where the loser had to kiss a fat woman's backside.. At the climax of the match JR screamed hysterically: "BAH GAWD!! THE ROCK JUST SHOVED BILLY GUNN'S FACE IN THAT LARGE WOMAN'S ASS!!!" That had me crying with laughter for days! Those and one time Chyna hthrew Head to Al Snow to hit someone with (I forget who) and Good Ol' J.R. bellows "CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!!"
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 31, 2007 22:17:54 GMT -5
I had completely forgotten this gem from America's greatest philosopher, The Sandman....
"Life's a bitch.....and then you marry one."
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 31, 2007 22:24:20 GMT -5
"you f***ing suck, fatty!"
or really, anything that comes out of alex shelley's mouth....
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 31, 2007 23:01:29 GMT -5
"If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd unzip my pants." -Austin Aries Who did he say that to?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 31, 2007 23:02:39 GMT -5
"My heart.... after you broke it." -Alex Shelly
"That's definetely me with the X-Division Title" -Austin Starries
"Have you ever been to Fire Island?" -Jay Lethal
and the rebuttal
"I actually have a summer home there. Thanks for asking." -Kevin Nash
And the classic.....
"Warrior." -Senshi
More to come later.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 31, 2007 23:07:15 GMT -5
Nooooooooooooo Disciple!!!- Hollywood Hogan I'm guessing that happened when the Ultimate Warrior was in WCW and kidnapped Ed Leslie.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 31, 2007 23:07:54 GMT -5
"My heart.... after you broke it." -Alex Shelly "That's definetely me with the X-Division Title" -Austin Starries "Have you ever been to Fire Island?" -Jay Lethal and the rebuttal "I actually have a summer home there. Thanks for asking." -Kevin Nash And the classic..... "Warrior." -Senshi More to come later. That whole video is awesome!!!!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 31, 2007 23:09:51 GMT -5
"My heart.... after you broke it." -Alex Shelly "That's definetely me with the X-Division Title" -Austin Starries "Have you ever been to Fire Island?" -Jay Lethal and the rebuttal "I actually have a summer home there. Thanks for asking." -Kevin Nash And the classic..... "Warrior." -Senshi More to come later. That whole video is awesome!!!! Damn skippy hippy. And also... "Are you going to tell me that this does not, in some way, look like Jim Hellwig?" -Kevin Nash
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 31, 2007 23:32:35 GMT -5
That whole video is awesome!!!! Damn skippy hippy. And also... "Are you going to tell me that this does not, in some way, look like Jim Hellwig?" -Kevin Nash I would have marked hard if Senshi had said "Yes."
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 31, 2007 23:35:01 GMT -5
It wasn't my fault.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 1, 2007 17:58:58 GMT -5
Ah, the Testing Video...maybe the greatest supplier of quotes in wrestling history.
"You know what...you're dirty. You're a gashead! What does this one look like, testosterone? How 'bout this one, "the juice"? Barry Bonds?"
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Post by MNM's Official "Fixer" on Feb 1, 2007 19:43:36 GMT -5
"There's my Fudgy"- The Fake Rosie
Anything that Trish said from 2004, most certainly her promos/backstage segments with Lita, and her promos with Christy Hemme.
"I eat when i'm horny" - Big Vis to Trish
Her reply: "You must be the horniest man on earth".
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Feb 2, 2007 5:34:15 GMT -5
How about Chris Jericho's classic (about Kevin Nash): "...big deal, he probably tore a quad answering the phone!"
or Rocky's "Big Daddy Pregnant dog" line regarding Nash again - Priceless
I can't believe that no-one has mentioned the classic "**** his ass and make him humble" line by everyone's resident lunatic the Iron Sheik.....
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