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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 30, 2007 21:44:29 GMT -5
So what would be some phrases you'd like to be known for if you were wrestling? I gotta think about this one, so take it away crappers.....
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 30, 2007 21:45:28 GMT -5
Don't run on my wet floor!
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 30, 2007 21:49:36 GMT -5
Depends on my gimmick.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jan 30, 2007 21:57:46 GMT -5
I don't care what my character is... I could be a Japanese-speaking dairy-farmer out of Wyoming, and I'd still end every promo with, "I'M RICH... B****!"
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 30, 2007 22:13:38 GMT -5
"I'm gonna win! Unless I lose, in which case you'll win. But I doubt it!!"
Yeah, I'd need a manager. ;D
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Post by Suck it Trebek! on Jan 30, 2007 22:50:15 GMT -5
I DON'T KNOWWW!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 30, 2007 22:53:22 GMT -5
I'm not a fan of catchphrases. I might say funny/clever things in my promos, but they'd be more like one-off remarks.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 30, 2007 22:53:52 GMT -5
Don't ever go over my head!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 30, 2007 22:54:28 GMT -5
I knew someone was gonna do that. *sigh*
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Post by Suck it Trebek! on Jan 30, 2007 23:02:12 GMT -5
I knew someone was gonna do that. *sigh* Yeah, but seriously. I don't know. I had one, but it's been so long I forgot it.
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Post by carter 15 on Jan 30, 2007 23:05:56 GMT -5
I knew someone was gonna do that. *sigh* To this i have one thing to say. ARMBAR~!
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jan 30, 2007 23:48:15 GMT -5
Depends on my gimmick, and I prefer those off the cuff ones. But you have to have a catchphrase, so assuming a heel, or a very cocky tweener:
"I am not the past, I am not the future, I am the present."
"Shut your damned mouth and wrestle."
"I am greatness, and you are just a mere mortal."
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 31, 2007 2:27:47 GMT -5
"And dats tha bottom line, cos Stone Cold said so....and I agree with him!!!"
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 31, 2007 2:35:40 GMT -5
"Will this look good printed on a T-shirt?"
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Post by Shark Jumpin' on Jan 31, 2007 4:29:08 GMT -5
I had the idea of someone announcing their opponent's entrance the day before this "Ken Anderson" fellow debuted on Velocity. Bah.
"Death to all those who oppose the empire!" is a good one for a English heel manager, the character that I most like... even though I'm Australian.
Also reading long lists of everything that England is responsible for before matches and in promos.
"Tea. Monty Python. David Beckham. The Spice Girls. Page 3 girls. Royalty. The Clash. The Union Jack that sits in the corner of the Australian flag. Cricket. America. Soccer. Soccer hooligans. Nigel McGuinness. Happiness."
Also, if someone started using strikes on my wrestler:
"Hey arsehole! This is a wrestling match! START WRESTLING!"
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Post by THEBUZZKILL on Jan 31, 2007 4:51:26 GMT -5
Only on Tuesdays
I am confused like a bisexual in an orgy
I am sad all the time because my mom hated me as a child.
You are not the American Idol
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Post by JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK on Jan 31, 2007 8:21:36 GMT -5
On e-feds, I play a character called, Mister Impressive.... whose catchphrase is....
SIMPLY IMPRESSIVE!
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 31, 2007 8:25:57 GMT -5
When AW Bettis goes on the Warpath no one will be saved! NO ONE!
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 31, 2007 8:46:28 GMT -5
I guess I'd say "GOOD DAY SIR!" or "You do and I'll be sorry!"
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 31, 2007 9:01:00 GMT -5
I always wanted to play the weak but smart heel. The Braintrust.
"You can trust in the brain...of the Braintrust."
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