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Post by thegame415 on Jan 11, 2007 2:21:44 GMT -5
and when Hogan is Hulking up, about to "overcome the odds" and slam Khali, he can't lift him up... his knee "gives out", Khali chops him and 1.2.3...Khali beats Hogan cleanly.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 11, 2007 2:22:20 GMT -5
I Riot.
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Post by badantoineaccid on Jan 11, 2007 2:23:16 GMT -5
that would be the slowest match ever.... In fact, I think Hogan would be the fastest person in one of his matches since.... I don't know when.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 11, 2007 2:24:31 GMT -5
Whoever wins, we lose.
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Jan 11, 2007 2:25:14 GMT -5
Then we would hear Hogan claiming in a few years that he slammed the 12 ft tall 3 ton Khali straight thru the arena floor at the Joe Louis Arena.
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Post by MGH on Jan 11, 2007 2:25:20 GMT -5
Hogan jobbing cleanly to (insert any name here)?
It'd probably make the show for me.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 11, 2007 2:26:21 GMT -5
Not even Khali's promos would make me want this match.
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Post by Error on Jan 11, 2007 2:26:25 GMT -5
I'll still be apathetic.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 11, 2007 2:59:44 GMT -5
That would explode my mind. The enjoyability would be so deep in the negative it would make all the other matches suck.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jan 11, 2007 3:36:50 GMT -5
I'd probably enjoy it.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Jan 11, 2007 3:38:49 GMT -5
I'd point and laugh.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 11, 2007 3:41:43 GMT -5
If Hogan jobbed cleanly Khali?
I'd probably mark.
But hate any Khali pushing past that.
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Jan 11, 2007 5:11:28 GMT -5
Khali is the best.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jan 11, 2007 5:42:00 GMT -5
Not even Hogan can withstand the brainchop of doom!!
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Post by EJS on Jan 11, 2007 8:41:46 GMT -5
Hogan's lack of hair makes him extra-suspectable to the brainchop. He wouldn't stand a chance!
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 11, 2007 8:44:48 GMT -5
Hogan jobbing at a WrestleMania celebrating the 20th anniversary of his defeating Andre the Giant would give at least 5,000 fans out there crippling heart attacks.
Me being one of them. ;D
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jan 11, 2007 8:45:02 GMT -5
It'll go down more like this:
A Khali brain chop followed by his 2-handed chokeslam. Khali covers Hogan, 1.......2...............Hogan kicks out. Hogan Hulks up, Khali tries a punch but Hogan no sells it. Hogan points at Khali and he tries another punch, but Hogan blocks it and punches Khali. After a few more punches, Hogan sends Khali into the ropes and hits him with the big boot. Khali is stunned but doesn't go down. Hogan slams Khali, connects with the leg drop and covers Khali. 1......2.........3!!! Hogan wins, fans go wild, "Real American" plays, and Hogan poses in the ring for 7 minutes.
BOOK IT!
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 11, 2007 8:53:07 GMT -5
It'll go down more like this: A Khali brain chop followed by his 2-handed chokeslam. Khali covers Hogan, 1.......2...............Hogan kicks out. Hogan Hulks up, Khali tries a punch but Hogan no sells it. Hogan points at Khali and he tries another punch, but Hogan blocks it and punches Khali. After a few more punches, Hogan sends Khali into the ropes and hits him with the big boot. Khali is stunned but doesn't go down. Hogan slams Khali, connects with the leg drop and covers Khali. 1......2.........3!!! Hogan wins, fans go wild, "Real American" plays, and Hogan poses in the ring for 7 minutes. BOOK IT! Sounds good to me ;D |
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 11, 2007 9:06:41 GMT -5
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Post by hardswallowjockass on Jan 11, 2007 9:09:58 GMT -5
Hogan could avoid the match if he set a live chicken out into the arena, Khali and Umaga would both give chase, and the world would be a much safer place.
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