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Post by Bobafett on Jan 5, 2007 18:57:49 GMT -5
Being John Malkovich: one wrestler discovers a portal to his rival's head, and enters it during his matches, and continuously forces him to lose. its so bad.. ...they'd have kane being the rival
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 5, 2007 19:02:16 GMT -5
Being John Malkovich: one wrestler discovers a portal to his rival's head, and enters it during his matches, and continuously forces him to lose. its so bad.. ...they'd have kane being the rival Wonder if they'll let Kane go into his own head. Waiter Kane: Kane Kane? Female Kane:Kane Kane Kane Kane. Waiter Kane: Kane KAne Kane Kane Kane. Kane Kane? Kane: KANE!Waiter Kane: .....Kane Kane
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Post by Hall & Oates+250 IQ=Hulk Down on Jan 5, 2007 19:12:27 GMT -5
Also, a tag team like Trapper John and Hawkeye in M*A*S*H. They could feud with Charles Emerson Wincester and Frank Burns characters.
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Post by comahan on Jan 5, 2007 19:42:35 GMT -5
A stable mimicing the Fellowship of the ring.
4 hobbits, 2 men, a wizard, a dwarf, and an elf.
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 5, 2007 19:45:57 GMT -5
I'd like a Highlander gimmick. Whenever he beats someone, he absorbs their powers and grows stronger. It should be Edge,anyone remember that?
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Post by Captain Sunhat on Jan 5, 2007 20:06:31 GMT -5
They need a Yakuza type gimmick that doesn't resort to stereotypes and "funny accents".
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thiazzi
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 5, 2007 20:12:39 GMT -5
JACK f***ING BURTON.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2007 20:59:13 GMT -5
Invisible Man.
Lethal Weapon gimmick would be good too. The veteran close to retirement is teamed against his will with a young loose cannon. His catchphrase would of course be "I'm getting too old for this shit."
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 5, 2007 21:25:41 GMT -5
Invisible Man. Lethal Weapon gimmick would be good too. The veteran close to retirement is teamed against his will with a young loose cannon. His catchphrase would of course be "I'm getting too old for this crap." Ron Simmons & Johnny Jeter. ;D
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 6, 2007 1:23:17 GMT -5
three words
SANTA WITH MUSCLES
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Post by duxgutz on Jan 6, 2007 3:04:40 GMT -5
One of the long term heels could have a near death experience what he believes is all down to 'Bad Karma'. So he writes a list of all the bad deeds performed over the years & tries to undo all the wrongs he's commited... aka 'My Name is Earl' (Killa T.V. show that one!) ;D ...Too obvious! I'm surprised the WWE haven't tried to plagirise that idea already!
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 6, 2007 3:59:37 GMT -5
Also, a tag team like Trapper John and Hawkeye in M*A*S*H. They could feud with Charles Emerson Wincester and Frank Burns characters. "Wrestling is horrible, so many men killed, putting their bodies on the line... (random wisecrack) The fed just goes on and on..."
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Post by KyleR007 on Jan 6, 2007 4:03:59 GMT -5
What about a Jay and Silent Bob-type tag team?! That was RVD and Kane, or did Kane talk at that point.
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Post by Ravishing Rob Rude on Jan 6, 2007 17:30:33 GMT -5
Ok ok ok. Picture this. Have some random heel (Edge, Orton, who ever you hate the most.) All of a sudden, three Irish guys hit the ring. One is older, maybe in his 50s, the other two, mid 20s. They beat the ever loving piss out of said heel. The older guy gets on the mic.
"You people have been chosen, to revile our existence to the world. All eyes to the front."
Then, while the old guy has the heel held down, the two younger guys both stand on the middle turn buckle, each with mics.
Now you will receive us We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
The young men jump down, all three behind the dastardly evil doer.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
Double Rock Bottom, and ladies and gents, meet The Saints.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 6, 2007 17:40:52 GMT -5
They could feud with Charles Emerson Wincester and Frank Burns characters. "Wrestling is horrible, so many men killed, putting their bodies on the line... (random wisecrack) The fed just goes on and on..." Jillian Hall as "Hot Lips" Houlihan.
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Post by Jiren on Jan 6, 2007 17:51:15 GMT -5
One of the long term heels could have a near death experience what he believes is all down to 'Bad Karma'. So he writes a list of all the bad deeds performed over the years & tries to undo all the wrongs he's commited... aka 'My Name is Earl' (Killa T.V. show that one!) ;D ...Too obvious! I'm surprised the WWE haven't tried to plagirise that idea already! I had an idea like that a while ago
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Post by hansi on Jan 6, 2007 17:58:52 GMT -5
Hmmm.... maybe Waynes World with Paul London und Brian Kendrick ^^
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Post by JMA on Jan 6, 2007 18:48:08 GMT -5
Eddie Guerrero would've made a good Inigo Montoya, especially when he had long hair.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 6, 2007 19:28:05 GMT -5
During his RTC phase, I would've LOVED to see Steven Richards as a disgruntled "D-FENS" style lunatic modeled after Falling Down's anti-hero. Anyone else? there is so much blank space here because mere mortal words cannot fully describe the awesomeness of this idea.
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