Theodore Long Appreciation Thread

[Sad sack ass fruitbooty]

Some great Teddy Wikipedia quotes:

He still has Norman the Lunatic locked up with his big gold key
Teddy Long essentially manages ... THE UNDERTAKHA!!!!
Teddy Long has the greatest entrance music, as voted by a fat oily man on WWE.com
Teddy is believed to wanted Scotty 2 Hotty as World Champion, but Vince decided againts it because Rey Mysterio became Vince's bitch!
Likes Chef Boyardee Cuz its the shiznit

[Corporate H]

JBL doesn't appreciate Teddy Long.

www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/articles/3498178/jblonlong

[Butchie]

Teddy Long's wikiquote entry:

Quotes
"Holla, Playa!"
"Get to Steppin!"
"You feel me?"
"Why you gotta be drinking all that hate-o-rade?"
"Shizzle Manizzle Fizzle!"
"SmackDown! is the land of opportunity."
"Give me a Holla, Holla, Holla!"
"Shizzie ma nizzle fizzle, hizzle, bizzle, dizzle"
"Well, do you know somethin' Playa?"
"Well, let me tell you somethin' playa!"
"Let me holla at you playa!"
"Now you better believe that!"
"Now you hold just a minute!"
"Fo' Shizzle Playah!"
"Wait one damn minute, did I say you could do that?"
"Hizzle Fo Shizzie Ma Nizzie Nizzie Nizze!"
"Holla Holla Holla!"
"Hizzle Fo Shizzle, Holla Holla Holla"
"You can't go far wrong, with Theodore R. Long!"
"Well it seems to me..."
"The bitch is back... and the bitch is black!" (talkin about Jazz)
"Tonight, you'll be goin' one-on-one with...THE UNDATAKAH!"
"It's time for some thuggin' n' buggin'!"

[MGH]

Looks like JBL is beggin for a match with .... THE UNDERTAKAH!

[Banned Member]

Well I would, but damn Teddy put me in a match against Kane in a street fight!!!

[Ace Diamond]

bencrocker said:

JBL doesn't appreciate Teddy Long.

www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/articles/3498178/jblonlong

I think a Teddy Long vs. JBL feud for control of SmackDown would be interesting. If that's where this may be going.

[Butchie]

A Teddy Long prank call to the church of scientology: media.putfile.com/tlo

[normcoleman]

Teddy needs to take his act to reality TV. Go up to random people and tell them they are facing.......THE UNDERTAKAH

[Austin's Middle Finger]

ragingbazman said:

Teddy Long's wikiquote entry:

Quotes
"Holla, Playa!"
"Get to Steppin!"
"You feel me?"
"Why you gotta be drinking all that hate-o-rade?"
"crapzle Manizzle Fizzle!"
"SmackDown! is the land of opportunity."
"Give me a Holla, Holla, Holla!"
"crapzie ma nizzle fizzle, hizzle, bizzle, dizzle"
"Well, do you know somethin' Playa?"
"Well, let me tell you somethin' playa!"
"Let me holla at you playa!"
"Now you better believe that!"
"Now you hold just a minute!"
"Fo' crapzle Playah!"
"Wait one damn minute, did I say you could do that?"
"Hizzle Fo crapzie Ma Nizzie Nizzie Nizze!"
"Holla Holla Holla!"
"Hizzle Fo crapzle, Holla Holla Holla"
"You can't go far wrong, with Theodore R. Long!"
"Well it seems to me..."
"The Hootie Hoo! is back... and the Hootie Hoo! is black!" (talkin about Jazz)
"Tonight, you'll be goin' one-on-one with...THE UNDATAKAH!"
"It's time for some thuggin' n' buggin'!"

Beautiful.

[nerdinitupagain]

And the record for the most botched finishes by a referee according to Lance Storm goes to..

Teddy Long

[rko]

holla holla playa's, we need us the return of the 5 minute white boy challange, that was some real thuggin n buggin.

[krzykraka]

I have much respect for Teddy. He has gone from ring crew and plain old referee to GM of the BEST show that the WWE offers. I just wonder who gave Teddy his first big break and decided a referee could be great on the mic. and manage!

[mohamo]

Does anyone else think that the boxing promoter in Rocky V looks and acts a lot like a sleazy version of Teddy?