gimmieabreakbrain
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Jan 4, 2007 8:41:08 GMT -5
Check it out. I knew they were doing a movie on Andre and here is the IMDB listing on it. It had "Tiny" from The Devils Rejects in it but since he died they are having another guy play Andre. The picture just looks like some dude with a bad wig on. www.imdb.com/title/tt0475218/The guy playing Vince McMahon of course looks nothing like him and they don't show a pic of the dude playing Sammartino.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 4, 2007 8:42:50 GMT -5
Ugh. I've dreaded this movie for a while, sounds lame, and I'm sure it'll be full of revisionist history.
AND HOW DOES TERRY FUNK NOT PLAY TERRY FUNK!? TERRY FUNK IS AGELESS GOD DAMMIT!
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Jan 4, 2007 8:44:45 GMT -5
Looks terrible. Is Andre only 6 feet tall in this movie?
The guy they have listed as Terry Funk looks pretty good though.
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Post by Fireravenv on Jan 4, 2007 9:06:59 GMT -5
I wonder if they'll show Hogan slamming Andre and him dying three days later.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Jan 4, 2007 9:07:59 GMT -5
That looks awesome.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 4, 2007 9:11:19 GMT -5
I wonder if they'll show Hogan slamming Andre and him dying three days later. And who will play a 30 year old Hogan?!
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Sicho100
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Sicho100 on Jan 4, 2007 9:22:07 GMT -5
Hmm...They must have bought a Carlito wig off WWEshop.com and had that for Andre's hair. And couldn't they have had actors that at least somewhat look like the person they are portraying?
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Post by WinOwensWin on Jan 4, 2007 9:26:04 GMT -5
I wonder if they'll show Hogan slamming Andre and him dying three days later. Damn you Hulk Hogan and your dirty dirty lies!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 4, 2007 10:18:43 GMT -5
I wonder if they'll show Hogan slamming Andre and him dying three days later. And who will play a 30 year old Hogan?! Easy. How about the 53-year-old Hogan plays him? He is an "actor," after all ... and still has the same hairline. ;D
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Jan 4, 2007 10:35:47 GMT -5
They really wanted Tiny from The Devils Rejects to play Andre? He was tall, but there was not even the smallest similarity between them otherwise, the body, the face, nothing. That wig is awful. And VKM played by "Rokki James Hollywood"? OMG, a guy with such a name would get kicked from every porn set. This all sounds like a Gooker 2007 winner to me.
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Rocky Angle
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Post by Rocky Angle on Jan 4, 2007 10:36:52 GMT -5
This looks awful. The director/writer/guy who plays Vince has the most ridiculous stage name ever- Rokki James Hollywood. The dude seems to think he's a top level director, judging by the quotes in his IMDB profile. Shame there is no evidence for this, and his only work seems to be terrible straight to video dross.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Jan 4, 2007 10:58:16 GMT -5
I guess the info on the director is all fake. Rokki James Hollywood is indeed...
...Uwe Boll!
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Post by JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK on Jan 4, 2007 11:12:47 GMT -5
Hogan should just play himself.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 4, 2007 12:04:41 GMT -5
Looks terrible. Is Andre only 6 feet tall in this movie? The guy they have listed as Terry Funk looks pretty good though. Actually the actor who plays him is 7'7".
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NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Jan 4, 2007 12:06:08 GMT -5
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krzykraka
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Post by krzykraka on Jan 4, 2007 12:42:43 GMT -5
Why not let Big Show play Andre? He is Andre's son you know, you would know this if you watched WCW and believed this crap!
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 4, 2007 12:52:03 GMT -5
There's something unsetteling about a flabby guy in an awful wig, smirking as someone else talks, holding a glass of wine.
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Post by MOH [Still ''Le Sighing''] on Jan 4, 2007 13:18:41 GMT -5
This looks so cheap I can't help but laugh. I'd accept it as a parody on youtube, but not and EFFIN serious film!
Le Sigh
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 4, 2007 13:21:43 GMT -5
I seriously want to know how these people are even allowed to use Andre's name in this abortion. Watch the trailer to see a reverse 720 corkflip out of a pool, and some chick's ass in a tight dress.
Wheeee!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 4, 2007 13:28:27 GMT -5
From rokkijameshollywood
Here is the trailer that helped get funding for the film Andre Heart of the Giant. The commercial trailers wont be ready until late summer of 2007. This trailer was edited by the director Rokki james Hollywood using Final Cut Pro 4.5 and Livetype. He edited it by himself in his powerbook during a three day vacation in Clearwater, Fl. Editing temp trailers like this one along with a strong screenplay & storyboards helps get funding. The director is not trying to win trailer of the year contests, he's just trying to give the production a taste of the film. Rokki is a self taught filmmaker and like Robert Rodriguez he can write, direct, edit and produce films.
Principle photography scheduled to wrap July 10,2006.
Directed by Rokki James Hollywood (Cinematography) Joshua Vick (Cinematography) Alex Kukharenko (Cinematography) Steve Mohn (Composer) Gabe Shadid (Starring) 7' 7 1/2 Daniel Gilchrist, Roland Kickinger, Nikki Nemzer,
Executive Producer Rokki james Hollywood Co Executive Producer Stephon Boulter, Joshua Vick, Peter Tsadilas
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