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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 2, 2007 9:16:40 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he had old man flab before Moses!
Ric Flair is so old, he has social security!
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Post by emoney3265 on Jan 2, 2007 9:20:51 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old that he invented fire.
Ric Flair is so old that he invented the chop.
The pilgrims survived only because of Ric Flair, not the Indians. Ric Flair taught them how to chop trees down to make housing and he also taught them how to get food by chopblocking animals to the ground then chopping them to death.
Okay that last one sort of sounded stupid.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2007 12:03:17 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old that he invented fire. Ric Flair is so old that he invented the chop. The pilgrims survived only because of Ric Flair, not the Indians. Ric Flair taught them how to chop trees down to make housing and he also taught them how to get food by chopblocking animals to the ground then chopping them to death. Okay that last one sort of sounded stupid. Sort of?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 2, 2007 12:07:55 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, his social security number is 3.
He's so old, he called the cops on Cain.
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Jan 2, 2007 12:15:21 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old an old guy once looked at hime and said "WOAH. you're old"
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SHUT UP
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 2, 2007 12:21:24 GMT -5
The pilgrims survived only because of Ric Flair, not the Indians. Ric Flair taught them how to chop trees down to make housing and he also taught them how to get food by chopblocking animals to the ground then chopping them to death. Okay that last one sort of sounded stupid. It sounds like you're trying to ascend Ric Flair to the heavenly levels of Chuck Norris. BLASPHEMER!!!! Ric Flair is so old, he actually existed before old people got wrinkles.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2007 12:33:53 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old an old guy once looked at hime and said "WOAH. you're old" ... SHUT UP If we shut up than the thread would be over and you would have killed that. Can you live with that guilt? Can you?
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 2, 2007 14:15:57 GMT -5
Bah Gawd King, Flair's locked the figure four on Adam. Eve's thrown an apple at the ref to distract him.
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Post by Doodoo McAllister on Jan 2, 2007 14:25:41 GMT -5
The doctor tells his patient Ric Flair: "Well I have good news and bad news..." Flair says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?" "You have Alzheimer's disease." "Good heavens! What's the good news?" "You can go home and forget about it!" --
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 2, 2007 22:06:00 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, when he started wrestling, he was Space Molehill.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 2, 2007 22:19:20 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he once had the Virgin Mary as a ring escort. Immaculate conception my ass!
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 2, 2007 22:23:54 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he didn't even job to Jesus! Unfortunately, it was a "Loser gets Crucified" match, so...
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Post by stevolution on Jan 2, 2007 22:28:52 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old the Ten Commandments were written with him in mind. WOOOOOOO!
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Post by the Black Snow on Jan 2, 2007 23:49:55 GMT -5
Bah Gawd King, Flair's locked the figure four on Adam. Eve's thrown an apple at the ref to distract him. Eve throws apples in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 2, 2007 23:53:32 GMT -5
Bah Gawd King, Flair's locked the figure four on Adam. Eve's thrown an apple at the ref to distract him. Eve throws apples in the face of people who don't want to be cool. Somebody photoshop this, please.
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Post by HomewreckerEdge on Jan 3, 2007 0:52:39 GMT -5
Ric Flair's so old, someone asked him to act his age and he dropped dead.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 3, 2007 0:57:15 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old Joan of Arc got a ride on Space Mountain. WINNER
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Jan 3, 2007 1:43:14 GMT -5
Watching Battlebowl from 1993, even back then they were talking about Flair retiring. Yeah I had to laugh at that.
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Post by Johnny Q Public on Jan 3, 2007 22:43:17 GMT -5
wrote a song about it. like to here it? here it go... *strums guitar*
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Post by A on Jan 3, 2007 22:58:34 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he wrestled a handicap match against the Disciples.
*Cue 'The Price Is Right' loser music*
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