nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 20, 2006 16:00:03 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Bret Hart will make his long-awaited return on ECW on Sci-Fi Next Tuesday.
Now you try.
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Post by MGH on Dec 20, 2006 16:00:45 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Brock Lesnar and Ultimate Warrior are being brought back to face the team of Batista and Lashley at Wrestlemania.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 20, 2006 16:01:59 GMT -5
Sources have told this reporter,
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Post by MGH on Dec 20, 2006 16:03:18 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, John Cena may or may not defeat Kevin Federline on New Years Day. These same sources have confirmed that people might care, or perhaps not.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 20, 2006 16:03:24 GMT -5
-According to Rajah.com, I will SOCK you right in the Adam's apple!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 20, 2006 16:06:06 GMT -5
Posted in the sadly, seemingly dead RVPee thread
Credit: Rajah.com
Stevie Richards fans might finally have something to smile about. Rumor has it the ECW Original and WWE mainstay for the past 7 years, Stevie Richards will finally be given a push as "The Extreme Racist" to capitolize on Michael Richards' recent outburst. Stevie will blame "the n****rs" after losing his next match on TV only to skyrocket into a feud with Bobby Lashley for the ECW title, as the two will meet at ECW One Night Stand in the first ever "Tar Baby" match, whatever that means. We're not sure.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 20, 2006 16:07:14 GMT -5
- According to Rajah.com, Shawn Michaels just kicked Stan. More on this situation as it develops.
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Post by MGH on Dec 20, 2006 16:07:25 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Godz was never scheduled to job to the raw chicken, so the outbursts from the fans are all pointless. This had been the plan from the word go. No word yet as to when the Chicken will get its heat back.
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on Dec 20, 2006 16:09:23 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Hogan will job to Randy Savage at Wrestlemania 23
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 20, 2006 16:10:49 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Godz was never scheduled to job to the raw chicken, so the outbursts from the fans are all pointless. This had been the plan from the word go. No word yet as to when the Chicken will get its heat back. THANK YOU Rajah for saying what needed to be said. I dont know why all those smarks were up in arms anyhow. Chicken's title reign was total crap and LOST viewers. I've been a proven draw for YEARS. Holding down talent, my ass. Brother.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 20, 2006 16:12:37 GMT -5
this was one i came up with last year on here.
vince mcmahon will show up on raw this monday to reveal that he himself was just an actor hired to play a character on the show, the real vince has finally had enough of having an imposter claim all the glory for the last 20 years, and will show his face by firing the "other vince".
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Post by MGH on Dec 20, 2006 16:15:04 GMT -5
...BREAKING NEWZ!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 20, 2006 16:17:57 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS
Credit: RAJAHHHHHHH!!!! Johnny Ace!!1!
"Contrary to his slogan, Matt Hardy WILL in fact die. It has been proved by scientists from Rutgers that all human beings will in fact die at some point. This is due to the inevitable deterioration of the body's external and internal composures.
Click HERE for topless pics of Big Dick Johnson!"
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 20, 2006 16:21:14 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Christian is set to return to World Wrestling Entertainment after being promised a 9 month WWE Title run by Vince McMahon and Johnny Ace.
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Post by Stu on Dec 20, 2006 16:21:42 GMT -5
Sorry to go off on a tangent, folks, but could someone explain to me when Rajah.com became such a newz site? It was actually the first wrestling site I began visiting years ago, and I only stopped at one point because of damn pop ups. I used to enjoy the site, particularly the PPV flashbacks section. What went wrong?
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 20, 2006 16:22:24 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com, Vince McMahon is planning to respond to VKM "declaring war on WWE" by having John Cena's "Marine" nickname/persona come to ring at New Year's Revolution with the GW Bush imposter from this past Raw at gunpoint, and declare that WWE will be leading a coup de etat of the American government.
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Dec 20, 2006 16:24:33 GMT -5
Sorry to go off on a tangent, folks, but could someone explain to me when Rajah.com became such a newz site? It was actually the first wrestling site I began visiting years ago, and I only stopped at one point because of damn pop ups. I used to enjoy the site, particularly the PPV flashbacks section. What went wrong? Hell I still go to it, the links on the bottom however are definite NEWZ
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 20, 2006 16:41:18 GMT -5
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Post by EvilMasterComatose on Dec 20, 2006 16:42:07 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com- The shit out of my butthole garnered a 1.0 rating this week, effectively beating ECW in the ratings pool.
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Dec 20, 2006 16:58:11 GMT -5
According to Rajah.com- The crap out of my butthole garnered a 1.0 rating this week, effectively beating ECW in the ratings pool. The ratings pool shall forevermore be what I call the toilet. Thank you!!
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