KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Jan 1, 2007 1:00:25 GMT -5
Batista: "Yo, lemma tell ya da word on da street, mah crapzle for mah nizzle iz dizzle on mah whizzle, ya dig?" And then just have Booker T standing there looking at him, have him raise an eyebrow, and go, "No." And is Mikey Batts still employed by the 'E?
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Post by skiller on Jan 1, 2007 1:02:04 GMT -5
Batista: "Yo, lemma tell ya da word on da street, mah crapzle for mah nizzle iz dizzle on mah whizzle, ya dig?" And then just have Booker T standing there looking at him, have him raise an eyebrow, and go, "No." And is Mikey Batts still employed by the 'E? I think he was released a while ago.
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mo
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Post by mo on Jan 1, 2007 1:08:55 GMT -5
Perhaps that explains Batista after Armageddon
"I was there wrestling with my MAAAAN, John CENA WHOO!"
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 1, 2007 1:43:51 GMT -5
"Hey that guy isn´t white. Why he isn´t speaking jive?"
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Jan 1, 2007 12:32:12 GMT -5
They should've given him an Elias from Clerks II gimmick. Knowing creative, if they go with a Clerks 2 gimmick... it'll be Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud...... "Interspecies Erotica"
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Jan 1, 2007 13:03:17 GMT -5
I'm just shocked that the first thing the E thinks of when it comes to improving the title scene is having the champion speak jive.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2007 13:10:19 GMT -5
Jive talking Batista sounds great, they need to go all the way though and change his theme music to "Jive Talking" while they're at it
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 1, 2007 13:22:24 GMT -5
Jive talking Batista sounds great, they need to go all the way though and change his theme music to "Jive Talking" while they're at it or Jive Soul Bro
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 1, 2007 13:43:36 GMT -5
It would be great if the fans never turned on Vadimer and he had to do the Latka gimmick for a long time They will if he brings a record player and plays the Mighty Mouse song.
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Post by thesunbeast on Jan 1, 2007 14:38:38 GMT -5
Look at it this way, at least they've moved into the 80's with the pop culture reference now. Give it a few decades, and they'll be up to this century. Still waiting for the "Back to the Future gimmick": "Punk! You gotta go back in time and undo K-Fed winning the WWE Title! If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious s***!" they should tatally do something like that with Shannon Moore. He should be "lost in the 80's". Have Ariel or somebody trap him in a time machine or something, and he has to go back in time, with his current style, for like 6 months. they could show vignettes every week on how he's doing. Like he'll just be sitting at the train station, and someone will walk by and say, "where're you from?!" and he'll say "the future, 2007", and the'll just laugh their asses off and walk away. And he'll just look in the camera and yell "AAAHHHHHHHHH". Or he'll bring a date home, and she'll ask, "hey, want to play nintendo? You do have Nintendo, right?" and he'll look at the camera as 1980's music starts playing, and he'll yell "AAAHHHHHH!!!" .......YEAH!!
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 1, 2007 15:04:46 GMT -5
At least it means they'll be doing something with Moore.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 1, 2007 15:09:07 GMT -5
At least it means they'll be doing something with Moore. I'd like to do something with Moore. Kick him in his stupid face, that's what
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 1, 2007 16:15:33 GMT -5
I just have to say that this news site needs to get their facts straight. The Taxi they refer to is the old television series, not the god-awful Jimmy Fallon movie.
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