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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 7, 2007 16:43:15 GMT -5
Vince: I think my appendix just burst.... *loud explosion* Umaga just pimp slapped Robbie McAllister over the top rope. Homer's new back pain relief method wasn't working so well. There's always that one ass in the pit who wants to shove the Skankers. Randy Sklar: Mil Mascaras still sucking in that gut Jason Sklar: Oh my God! He unmasked himself and it's William Regal! Extreme Limbo, this fall on Spike TV Snitsky: CHOOOOO CHOOOOO!!!!! Rory: You know, I'm starting to hate this f***ing country! Robbie: I'm Robbie! Jillian finally debuts her version of Chocolate Rain. Mickie really needs to stop biting her nails during matches. Gee, I wonder what the ref is staring at.... Carlito: No means no, John! Carlito: *sniffs* NO! Baby, that wasn't me I swear! Carlito: You don't think I look like Tawny Kitaen right now? Regal: What do you mean I look like Mr. Bean? Terminator 4 wouldn't be the same without Arnold. Booker: Oooh, I think I soiled myself Jerry: Did you see Kurt in a thong? Booker: *laughs uncontrollably* Jerry: I KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA! King Booker pulls off a pretty good Bill Cosby impression. Kennedy: *sings* I'm SAILING Away! Kennedy: Guys....seriously. My tongue is stuck to the microphone. Referee: Well he triple dog dared you... Maria stopped the game to ask Regal how she could hear the guys with this huge wall separating them. Right there you can see Hacksaw teasing the puppies and babies. Santino: Youa gotta that Jungle Fevah eh? Umaga: Story of a the Silent Savage. Coming to Lifetime, Television for Women. Referee: BLAAT BLAAT! Stop steppin to me trick! Cena: YOU'RE SQUASHING MY DAMN HAND!!!!!!!!!! Orton: Jesus Christ! It's a lion! GET IN THE CAR!!!! Carlito: *thinking to self* Okay Carlito stay calm. If you don't move he'll leave you a....oh my god he's coming towards...*RUNS*
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Post by The Great El' PANDA King on Aug 7, 2007 16:44:45 GMT -5
The homosexual gimmick has begun, Kendrick and Carlito use the sex position 'Chocolate Milkshake Maker' to have fun with Benjamin.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Aug 7, 2007 16:49:34 GMT -5
Referee *thinking*: And I thought Umaga's pits stank! Referee Mike Chioda is ready to officiate the finals of the WWE edition of Yo Momma.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,036
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 7, 2007 16:52:49 GMT -5
Sandman: "There's a spider on my back! Get it off! Get it off!" Regal: "Here I'll help." Sandman: "Owww, was using your boot really neccessary?"
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Aug 7, 2007 16:58:01 GMT -5
robbie farting while cody is disgusted by it
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Post by odanobunaga on Aug 7, 2007 17:00:43 GMT -5
OBJECTION!
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Post by doclindgren on Aug 7, 2007 17:01:59 GMT -5
Referee: Nice rack.
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Aug 7, 2007 17:04:33 GMT -5
Angry? Confused? A turtle? "During my time off, I took a course in psychic surgery. I'd like to demonstrate by removing my gall bladder." With a frightening roar, the entire HSBC Arena knew Snitsky had chili dogs for lunch. " REGAL NO BOB EUBANKS!"
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 7, 2007 17:09:28 GMT -5
Shelton stole a move from Candice! That's the one of the signs of the apocalypse. Yep the mole is back, now it looks like a small black ball. Hey who is this a picture of? Oh right, the 80 foot letters. It's Mr Kennedy. The preceding picture is a spoiler for SummerSlam. And also a spoiler for the PPV after SummerSlam. And every PPV for the next of the decade.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 7, 2007 17:24:40 GMT -5
Bud...............WEIS...............Errrrr.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 7, 2007 17:39:20 GMT -5
Bud...............WEIS...............Errrrr. We have a winner.
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Post by x on Aug 7, 2007 17:43:03 GMT -5
Doan: JUMBO!
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Aug 7, 2007 17:51:51 GMT -5
He's gonna..... he's gonna..... he's gonna puke!!! He's gonna Puke!!! What did the five fingers say to the Highlander's face??... SLAP!!!!!
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Action Bathturd
Don Corleone
This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Aug 7, 2007 17:52:31 GMT -5
Cena: I don't care if you're starting to get over, this is MY title!
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Aug 7, 2007 18:16:16 GMT -5
Sandman was never too fond of English back rubs. The Matrix meets Highlander.
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Post by bubbles on Aug 7, 2007 18:25:09 GMT -5
"What do you mean I'm not at the beach? I've got my deckchair, I've got my apples and you're trying to tell me this is a WRESTLING show??"
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Post by 01 Mark! on Aug 7, 2007 18:32:21 GMT -5
Gaze as Snitsky delivers a clothesline to Thrasher
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 7, 2007 19:23:22 GMT -5
Santino: Hey, Ron Simmons, now that you've-a killed the bad guy and made-a the world safe for democracy, what are you-a going to do to cash in on your newfound-a fame? Simmons: I'm going to Disneyland!
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 7, 2007 23:27:08 GMT -5
Vince Realized why Kramer told him to stop going to Enzo. Cody Just found out the answer to the question "Do they wear underwear under those kilts"? Shelton:Make a wish guys. Sandman Doesn't like people patting him on the back when he has a sunburn. BAH GAWD KANG!!!!!!! SNITSKY JUST RAN OVER RORY IN HIS INVISIBLE CAR!!!!!!! I Lone you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. Conan O'Brien's The latest editon to the RAW Roster The only other time I've seen Orton make this face was when I saw him staring at the purses at Macy's. Karma hurts, don't it Jerry. Plase God don't make me job to Triple-H... H!!!!!!! Ron Simmons had a feeling that the dumbest person in the ring wasn't sitting next to him. These three men just saw Lindsay Lohan's latest film. Referee:This is not the belt you're looking for. Umaga found out the real reason Cena makes all those gay jokes. Carlito Is trapped in an invisible box.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,036
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 7, 2007 23:44:17 GMT -5
Regal: "Bloody Hell Jim, you're not Tatanka, you're just drunk. You've got to stop this before you make a lot of Native American's very angry at you."
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