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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 11, 2007 16:04:10 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01VKM.jpg) Vince shows us what it would be like if he became President and had access to the big red button. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02CoachRipMag.jpg) Coach does his best Ken Patera impression. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Khali.jpg) Khali: And the other guy says, "That's okay, I just want some more of that hot buttered corn!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04JBL.jpg) JBL severely botches his Stone Cold impression. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05JeffHardy.jpg) Jeff: All I need is one mic, one beat... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01Cade.jpg) Lance: I'm CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04LondPin.jpg) Lance Cade found out that Paul London was part porcupine....the HARD way. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05LondKendWin.jpg) London: Why are you wearing an Edge shirt? Kendrick: No, it's our new shirt *looks down* Wait....that DOES look like Edge.... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CadeMurdAngry.jpg) Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch do their best Junkyard Dog and Hulk Hogan impressions. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01TripleH.jpg) Triple H: Ohhhh YEAH! [/Kool Aid Man] ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Shelton.jpg) Shelton: *sings* I job like a schmuck, schmuck, schmuck. Dye job what? what what? All night long....I'll lose by pinfall! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05Carlito.jpg) Carlito: I'm in ur chairz, winnin a berfday gamez. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/07TripleH.jpg) TESTICULAR SPEAR!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08TripleHCarlito.jpg) Triple H ensures there will never be a "Carlito's Son" storyline. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04Cena.jpg) Cena: Now let's see who the monster was all along, have you figured it out at home? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01Randy.jpg) Randy: Check out my tight trunks which gives me a great bulge! I am a wild and crazy guy! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05CenaOrton.jpg) In a shocking turn of events, Multiple Man debuted on Raw and attacked John Cena. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Cena.jpg) Cena tries his hand at Rollerjam. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: LOOK AT ME! I'M RICK RUDE!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: WHO STOLE MY DENTURES? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ?? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08Beth.jpg) Beth: I've got them right here in my hand! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01CandAnnounce.jpg) JR and King were very happy that it was so easy to cheat at Strip Poker. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02MickieJillian.jpg) If you squint, it looks like Mickie's arm is entirely too long. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03BethKickJill.jpg) Jillian: Heh? What's that? I can't hear you! I don't have my hearing aid in! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04CandHitBeth.jpg) Paula Abdul is PISSED! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02SantOverSand.jpg) Butch And Sundace: The Early Years ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04SandSantino.jpg) Light as a feather, stiff as a board. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06SandKendStick.jpg) Replay shows that he held up, shouldn't have been a called strike. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05KhaliSqueeze.jpg) Khali: YOU CAN'T HEAR ME! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/07Batista.jpg) Batista pretending to be Hornswoggle to Khali's version of Vince. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08Batista.jpg) Guy in Front Row: *waves* HEY BATISTA!!!! You owe me money from the 2nd grade! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02VinceTripleH.jpg) Shields and Yarnell: The Next Generation ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03VinceHorns.jpg) Vince McMahon was the worst dressed Pimp I had ever seen.
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Sept 11, 2007 16:14:33 GMT -5
Multiple man should be a gimmick. lol
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 11, 2007 16:18:12 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02MickieJillian.jpg) YOGA PUNCH!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 11, 2007 16:18:18 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg)
I'm roided out of my freaking mind!
BLARG
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Sept 11, 2007 16:21:58 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01VKM.jpg) "You see this caption below my picture? It SUCKS!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02CoachRipMag.jpg) Coach's "Open the fridge, smell the cheese!" prank caught Vince hook line and sinker. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Khali.jpg) Khali: "...and that's pretty much the most heart-warming memories I can think of. Thanks for listening, by the way, it's been swell." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04JBL.jpg) JBL: "Hey, if you were Australian, I'd have to give you THIS hand gesture!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05JeffHardy.jpg) Jeff: "I'm clean now, and if you don't believe me you can ask those flying purple spotted zebras up there. They'll all tell you." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01Cade.jpg) Cade: "AWESOME! MY VERY OWN PAUL LONDON! HOW DID YOU KNOW?" Murdoch: "Eh, just had a feeling." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04LondPin.jpg) Shortly afterwards, London was amazed to wash out a pair of eyes from his hair. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05LondKendWin.jpg) The very first meeting of Chris Farley and Satan. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CadeMurdAngry.jpg) Cade: ... Murdoch: "Wait...THAT'S the big payoff to the bastard child story??" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01TripleH.jpg) "The cerebral assassin wants you to bend over for some good old-fashioned CYBORG-LOVIN'!!!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Shelton.jpg) Shelton: "I'm WINNING! I'M ACTUALLY..." (three seconds later) "poop..."
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Post by plushtar on Sept 11, 2007 16:25:46 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08Beth.jpg) Nobody expect The Spanish Inquisition Fergie!
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 11, 2007 16:32:19 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CadeMurdAngry.jpg) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02MickieJillian.jpg) New storyline begins next week, Reed Richard's Bastard Kid
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Post by seano on Sept 11, 2007 16:36:51 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01VKM.jpg) I'M ON FIRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02CoachRipMag.jpg) McMahon: Quick! There's a Randy Savage reference in that magazine! Destroy it! Coach: RRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHRHHHHHH!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Khali.jpg) Seriously - the WHAT? chant was never more appropriate, people... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04JBL.jpg) JBL: I'm not on fire! But I AM flaming! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05JeffHardy.jpg) Jeff takes a moment to reflect on 9/11, but unfortunately no one can understand him because in reality, Jeff Hardy has no vocal cords. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01Cade.jpg) Lance: I'm like Khali! See?! Push me please! PUSH MEEEEEEE!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Shelton.jpg) I can't come up with a good Butch Reed--er, Shelton comment here, so I'll just repeat that the WHAT? chant really was never more appropriate when Khali was talking... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03VinceHorns.jpg) Vince: I wished I'd stayed dead.
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Sept 11, 2007 16:38:22 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03VinceHorns.jpg) For some reason, all I see is a giant turkey hatching from an egg.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Sept 11, 2007 16:43:47 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01VKM.jpg) Vince: Our ratings are going down...I know what will fix THAT! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02CoachRipMag.jpg) Coach: You want to look at this FILTH?! Sinner! Sinner! Not in my house! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Khali.jpg) Khali: Seriously though. Why am I champion? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05JeffHardy.jpg) Even the stony-hearted JBL is touched by Jeff's rendition of the national anthem ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04LondPin.jpg) It was clear that Lance Cade's body was coursing with static electricity. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05LondKendWin.jpg) Brian: Yeah! We won! Now maybe some kids will buy our shirts and then...BIG BUCKS BAY-BEH! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CadeMurdAngry.jpg) Murdoch: Aw crap Lance! It's Cryme Tyme! RUUUUUUUUUN! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01TripleH.jpg) And HHH tears his quad again. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05Carlito.jpg) King was confused when Carlito started singing S Club 7 songs and dancing in his chair. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/07TripleH.jpg) Shelton: It's surprisingly roomy in here! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01Randy.jpg) Randy: Once upon a time I was falling in love. But now I'm only falling apart. Nothing I can do... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05CenaOrton.jpg) In a strange turn of events the members of the Union of John Cena Supporters, jumped the guardrail to assist their hero in his fight. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Cena.jpg) Cena is barely able to escape as the UOJCS begin to mob him. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CenaAngry.jpg) UOJCS Member: Okay guys...I think we better back off. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: FIRE ME?! FIRE ME?! I MADE THE BBC!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08Beth.jpg) Beth Phoeniox does her Linda Blair from The Exorcist impression. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01CandAnnounce.jpg) King: 'My god. She's dressed too slutty even for ME!' ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02MickieJillian.jpg) Due to being exposed to powerful gamma rays Micke James was now Missus Fantastic ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05KhaliSqueeze.jpg) Jeff: Ohhhhh. Your skin feels SOOOO good! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08Batista.jpg) Khali: He stole my pose! VENGEANCE!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02VinceTripleH.jpg) HHH: So then I threw Steph onto her stomach so her as... Vince: Please! Stop! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03VinceHorns.jpg) Vince's crippling fear of midgets, which he had hidden so well, was now clear to everyone watching.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Sept 11, 2007 16:45:04 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03Khali.jpg) Khali:GHJGHJFGHJFKJHJUKGHKJHJKJKLHJKLHJGHJGHJGFJHGJGHJHGJGHJHGJ!!!!!!! Singh:The Great Khali Says "Hi". ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04JBL.jpg) JBL:I'am The next Mr. McMahon. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05LondKendWin.jpg) Londrick Circa 2050. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/07TripleH.jpg) Shelton:I Used to be great once. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: WHO PUT A TACK ON MY CHAIR? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04CandHitBeth.jpg) Beth:MY BALLS!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02SantOverSand.jpg) What's up with Sandman's head? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08Batista.jpg) Batista:Come this sunday... You Know the rest. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03VinceHorns.jpg) Even Vince thinks this sucks.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 11, 2007 18:08:06 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/02CoachRipMag.jpg) Vince: "Damn Coach, you're a wuss." Coach: "You're calling me names isn't helping me any." Vince: "I'm glad that I didn't have you tear a phone book or we would be here all night."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2007 18:14:14 GMT -5
Simon Phoenix and Johhhn Spartan take their ongoing battle to the WWE.
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Post by doclindgren on Sept 11, 2007 20:10:30 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03BethKickJill.jpg) Worst Captain Morgan impersonation ever.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2007 20:15:30 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg) MAHONEY! ![](http://www.geocities.com/concreteangels2003/images/mahoney01.jpg)
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 11, 2007 20:23:46 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05KhaliSqueeze.jpg) Few people knew that Khali was such a talented phrenologist.
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Flo360
Hank Scorpio
There is no truth in Wrestling...only Backbumps
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Post by Flo360 on Sept 11, 2007 21:51:00 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg) Veine popping Action.
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 11, 2007 22:11:40 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04JBL.jpg) JBL: The Aristocrats! Vince: ... JBL: The... The Aristocrats!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 11, 2007 22:23:46 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05JeffHardy.jpg) Worst. Sabu. Ever.
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Sept 11, 2007 22:30:55 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/01VKM.jpg) "Simon says: Point to the ground." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/04JBL.jpg) "Like this, Mr. McMahon?" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/05JeffHardy.jpg) Jeff was never very good at this game... . ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/06CadeMurdAngry.jpg) Murdoch: "You big bullies!!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/08CenaAngry.jpg) "THEY'RE FIRING SANDMAN TOMORROW? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) " ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/5053476/03VinceHorns.jpg) Hornswoggle in a desperate attempt not to suffer JR's humiliating fate...
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