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Post by John Oates' Moustache on Sept 19, 2007 3:17:36 GMT -5
Leaf is funnier, IMO
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Post by machinegun on Sept 19, 2007 3:17:59 GMT -5
A leaf
And I would mark out
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Sept 19, 2007 3:36:08 GMT -5
I could see Big Vis coming out dressed as a heel U.S. mailman, with a pit bull from his delivery route that he caught and trained.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 19, 2007 3:46:54 GMT -5
Giant leaf.
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Post by John Oates' Moustache on Sept 19, 2007 3:48:53 GMT -5
Agreed, but only enough to cover the naughty bits. Don't want to miss any jiggle.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 19, 2007 3:48:57 GMT -5
LEAF CASSIDY!
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Sept 19, 2007 3:49:08 GMT -5
I could see Big Vis coming out dressed as a heel U.S. mailman, with a pit bull from his delivery route that he caught and trained. Hell yeah! Then New Jack could cut the absolute s*** out of his forehead!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 19, 2007 3:54:30 GMT -5
I could see Big Vis coming out dressed as a heel U.S. mailman, with a pit bull from his delivery route that he caught and trained. Hell yeah! Then New Jack could cut the absolute s*** out of his forehead! I'd love to see New Jack vs. Vis... but only if Vis agreed to smother New Jack into unconciousness with his bewbs.
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Post by I Graduated Warrior University on Sept 19, 2007 3:55:40 GMT -5
Hell yeah! Then New Jack could cut the absolute s*** out of his forehead! I'd love to see New Jack vs. Vis... but only if Vis agreed to smother New Jack into unconciousness with his bewbs. The manboob choke out: best finisher ever!
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Post by hutter on Sept 19, 2007 8:11:26 GMT -5
Good Lord, thanks for the visual.
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Post by dpg on Sept 19, 2007 8:23:59 GMT -5
A circus tent.
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 19, 2007 8:27:06 GMT -5
Cut to Homer entering "The Vast Waistband", a clothing store.
Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work. Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers? Homer: Well, I use a computer. Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes -- Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
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Post by skiller on Sept 19, 2007 8:34:07 GMT -5
A fanny pack.
2007, the year of 'Naked' Viscera.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Sept 19, 2007 8:39:21 GMT -5
Cut to Homer entering "The Vast Waistband", a clothing store. Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work. Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers? Homer: Well, I use a computer. Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes -- Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu. "The fingers that you are using to dial are too fat. If you would like to order a specialized dialing wand, please mash the key pad now."
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 19, 2007 9:07:00 GMT -5
Cut to Homer entering "The Vast Waistband", a clothing store. Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work. Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers? Homer: Well, I use a computer. Salesman: [quietly, to self] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [more audibly] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes -- Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu. "The fingers that you are using to dial are too fat. If you would like to order a specialized dialing wand, please mash the key pad now." "Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see 'Honk If You're Horny' in peace."
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 19, 2007 9:17:35 GMT -5
pasties and tassels
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 19, 2007 9:19:20 GMT -5
Pasties and a G-String.
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 19, 2007 9:26:41 GMT -5
Pasties, Hot Pants and Go-go Boots
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Post by plushtar on Sept 19, 2007 14:47:27 GMT -5
"The fingers that you are using to dial are too fat. If you would like to order a specialized dialing wand, please mash the key pad now." "Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see 'Honk If You're Horny' in peace." According to my credible sources in the WWE, Big Daddy V walked into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant. Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
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Post by shiranui on Sept 19, 2007 14:49:04 GMT -5
An old scuba suit and a drill arm.
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