FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 24, 2007 23:22:20 GMT -5
This comes from a press-release.
"The Huckster" nickname was never more appropiate.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jul 24, 2007 23:59:24 GMT -5
Well, let me tell YOU something, David Venable!!! The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill is the best grill on the market, Brother! And I can't think of a better place to sell them than QVC, Jack! The other day, I was watching Christmas in July, Brother, and I bought two of those Glitter Berry Angel ornaments! With these 24-inch pythons, those angels will be put on my Hulkatree this December, DUDE! If YOU DON'T BUY Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill, me and my fellow Mega-Maniac, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, are gonna run through ya!
AND WHATCHAGONNADO!!! WHEN THE BURGERS MADE ON THE HULK HOGAN ULTIMATE GRILL RUN THROUGH YOU!?!?
*snarl*
*Brother.*
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Post by Powder/The Professor on Jul 25, 2007 5:04:08 GMT -5
I'm willing to try it. I love my roommates George Foreman. It practically looks the same.
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Post by Chucklehead,baby!!! on Jul 25, 2007 5:11:23 GMT -5
he cried bout the grill and finally got it
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jul 25, 2007 6:53:15 GMT -5
I wonder if I eat food cooked on this grill, will I have enough power to slam a 15 foot tall, 18,365 lb. giant through the ring, killing him in front of 18 gazillion hulkamaniacs?
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kswolf
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by kswolf on Jul 25, 2007 7:38:21 GMT -5
Sixteen time heavyweight champion? Does Hogan think he's Ric Flair now?
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jul 25, 2007 8:53:50 GMT -5
Exactly what I was gonna say. At the most he's been what, six time?
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Jul 25, 2007 9:00:00 GMT -5
Exactly what I was gonna say. At the most he's been what, six time? Actually I think it was close to 10, if you're counting his WCW reigns like Flair's. |
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sabu
Don Corleone
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Post by sabu on Jul 25, 2007 9:12:25 GMT -5
George Foreman should sue Hulk
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 25, 2007 9:46:33 GMT -5
Please god, somebody PLEASE tell me the Grills are Yellow and Red?
They also need an alarm that goes off when the food is done, "I'm done with your meat, Brother!"
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Jul 25, 2007 10:43:26 GMT -5
Kids, save your money. Especially if you make an average of $2 Million a year for 25 years.
That way, when you're 55, you won't have to resort to wrestling Paul Wight in front of 2,000 people when you can barely walk, whoring your untalented daughter to Hollywood and killing her aspirations, and trying to sell a "as seen on TV" product that nobody will ever buy.
However, if it ever gets to that point, try to fake a brewing divorce on VH1. Maybe that will work.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jul 25, 2007 10:45:43 GMT -5
This appearance will be worthless if doesn't stumble onto the set and scream "I've never been here before!" and if he doesn't touch his grill and yell "It's not hot!"
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jul 25, 2007 10:48:51 GMT -5
Well, let me tell YOU something, David Venable!!! The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill is the best grill on the market, Brother! And I can't think of a better place to sell them than QVC, Jack! The other day, I was watching Christmas in July, Brother, and I bought two of those Glitter Berry Angel ornaments! With these 24-inch pythons, those angels will be put on my Hulkatree this December, DUDE! If YOU DON'T BUY Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill, me and my fellow Mega-Maniac, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, are gonna run through ya! AND WHATCHAGONNADO!!! WHEN THE BURGERS MADE ON THE HULK HOGAN ULTIMATE GRILL RUN THROUGH YOU!?!?*snarl* *Brother.* Applauds |
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Jul 25, 2007 11:50:28 GMT -5
Kids, save your money. Especially if you make an average of $2 Million a year for 25 years. That way, when you're 55, you won't have to resort to wrestling Paul Wight in front of 2,000 people when you can barely walk, whoring your untalented daughter to Hollywood and killing her aspirations, and trying to sell a "as seen on TV" product that nobody will ever buy. However, if it ever gets to that point, try to fake a brewing divorce on VH1. Maybe that will work. ahh f*** he said it....but your exactly right. *props on that Hogan show shill earlier! **Yes, Flair was a 16 time world champion...but this also means he lost 17 times, which isn't exactly a good thing. |
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kswolf
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by kswolf on Jul 25, 2007 12:02:08 GMT -5
Exactly what I was gonna say. At the most he's been what, six time? Six in WWE and six in WCW. |
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jul 25, 2007 14:38:23 GMT -5
This appearance will be worthless if doesn't stumble onto the set and scream "I've never been here before!" and if he doesn't touch his grill and yell "It's not hot!" THERES NO HULKAMANIACS HERE! |
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Post by Count Creepyhead on Jul 25, 2007 16:18:37 GMT -5
Exactly what I was gonna say. At the most he's been what, six time? Six in WWE and six in WCW. From OWW # NWA South Eastern Heavyweight title defeating Dick Slater; # AWA World Heavyweight title defeating Nick Bockwinkel now recognized (1982); # IWPG Heavyweight Tournament Winner defeating Antonio Inoki by mistake (June 2, 1983); # WWF Federation title defeating The Iron Sheik (January 23, 1984); # WWF Federation title defeating Randy "Macho Man" Savage (April 2, 1989); # WWF Federation title defeating Sgt. Slaughter (March 24, 1991); # WWF Federation title defeating The Undertaker (December 3, 1991); # WWF Federation title defeating Yokozuna (April 4, 1993); # WWF Royal Rumble 1990 (January 21, 1990); # WWF Royal Rumble 1991 (January 19, 1991); # WCW World title defeating Ric Flair (July 17, 1994); # WCW World title defeating The Giant (August 10, 1996); # WCW World title defeating Lex Luger (August 9, 1997); # WCW World title defeating Randy Savage (April 20, 1998); # WCW World title defeating Kevin Nash (January 4, 1999); # WCW World title defeating Randy Savage (July 12, 1999); # WWE Undisputed Heavyweight title defeating Triple H (April 21, 2002); # WWE Tag Team titles w/Edge defeating Billy & Chuck (July 4, 2002 |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jul 25, 2007 18:02:43 GMT -5
www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/app.detailInterview with Hulk Hogan Q: What was it like partnering with QVC? A: I’ve been body slammed by 500-lb. Andre the Giant in front of a record-breaking wresting crowd of 94,000 people. What was bigger was becoming friends with Andre and teaming up with him as a partner. Looking at this new relationship with QVC, I find many parallels. Pairing up with QVC could be bigger, and if we win this first round with the launch of the grill, then I believe QVC will become a lifelong partner. Q: What do you enjoy most about cooking? A: I love being able to pick small pieces of food off the grill when no one is looking! If my wife is looking over my shoulder and sees me doing it, she gives me a good shot! Q: What’s your favorite summertime meal to prepare for your family? A: Grilled filets and vegetables. Q: What’s your favorite way to spend your free time? A: My kids come first. I spend my free time with them. Q: What can we expect to see in the near future of the ever-expanding Hulk Hogan empire? A: Expect to see Hulk Hogan becoming the king of the kitchen with everything from blenders to juicers.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 25, 2007 18:04:25 GMT -5
A Hulk Hogan Juicer.
The jokes just write themselves
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Jul 25, 2007 18:07:42 GMT -5
2x AWA (Not recognized until recently, by the new faux-AWA)
1x IWGP
6x WCW
6x WWE
That's still one shy of 16.
I guess since it just says "Heavyweight Wrestling Champion" they probably counted his Tag Title reign with Edge. And then either didn't count the AWA ones, or the NWA Southeastern ones.
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