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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 5, 2007 11:08:28 GMT -5
They should give him a stand up comedian gimmick.
"In Double Double E, we have Diva Search. In soviet Russia, diva searches YOU!"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 5, 2007 11:19:30 GMT -5
They should give him a stand up comedian gimmick. "In Double Double E, we have Diva Search. In soviet Russia, diva searches YOU!" I would mark like a madman for a Yakov Smirnoff(I know I spelled that wrong, didn't I?) gimmick.
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BxB
Unicron
Only the shift key stands between him and copyright infringement.
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Post by BxB on Nov 5, 2007 11:20:07 GMT -5
Oh god just imagine at Wrestlemania Koslov comes to the ring with Dolph Lundgren as his manager. Who else would mark like a little girl? I know I would. I totally agree with you guys about smarky reporters. I remember reading a Smackdown report last month, god was that guy annoying. He said he was laughing at the kids rooting for Batista and how he was surprised that the Cena injury update got people so interested. I mean, shut up.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Nov 5, 2007 12:19:10 GMT -5
Means nothing really, how may years have Colt Cabana and Harry Smith been doing dark matches? Harry Smith just now debuted properly
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 5, 2007 12:59:32 GMT -5
He could have a feud with someone, where we see both of them in training montages set to cheesy 80s synth music before the big match. It'd be sweet.
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Nov 5, 2007 13:08:37 GMT -5
I hope he uses the Russian Sickle as a finisher. "Shades of Nikita Koloff, Kang!"
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Post by valiens on Nov 5, 2007 13:22:19 GMT -5
Bring on the injuries I say!
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 5, 2007 14:33:43 GMT -5
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Lino
Samurai Cop
We are one.
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Post by Lino on Nov 5, 2007 14:38:29 GMT -5
I'm gonna mark if he starts singing the Soviet National anthem like Nikolai did. At that point, him and Santino paired up could be tag team of the year. They could call each other the Axis Powers or something like that. Even though Russia was one of the Allied Powers, E fans won't notice. Book it!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 5, 2007 14:39:54 GMT -5
If he's that bad, will he even make the main show? Rodimer...Rodman...Rodgers and Hammerstein...whatever the hell he called himself was supposedly that bad and he toured the house show circuit...but that was it. No debut on RAW or SmECWackdown.
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 5, 2007 15:59:07 GMT -5
Todd Grisham: "Vladimir Kozlov, how can you explain your actions last week against WWE Champion, John Cena? You could have ended the mans life!"
Kozlov: "If he dies, he dies. No matter what it takes, I will be the next Double Double E Champion!"
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 5, 2007 19:36:21 GMT -5
I saw him at a house show.
Let me say this. I like the dude. He's good size, every bit as good as Sean O'haire in the ring, and well he was moving really well keeping up with Brian KEndrick. I also like his gut buster finish.
I liked his Ivan Drago promo, and his Red Star tights, reguardless I mark for eighties communisit gimmicks.
USSR! USSR! USSR!
Last night he used this saying:
"Whomever I fight in ring...You will lose."
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 5, 2007 22:15:04 GMT -5
I'll say this for Koslov, as one of the probably few people to have actually seen him wrestle, he's not THAT bad. He's not great by any standards, but he's more or less your standard hoss. Nothing great, but nothing too horrible, either. From what I understand, and even seen recently, he's really improved. To me, that Al Snow is a miracle worker, lol.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Nov 5, 2007 22:19:59 GMT -5
They need to pair him with Santino Marella and they can be two wild and crazy guys.
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