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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 5:30:52 GMT -5
Has nothing to do with being PC it has to do with you comparing a wrestling angle to a disaster where people were killed.
There were better more apt comparisons to be made.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 6, 2007 5:44:47 GMT -5
Like, burnt cookies or something. Not dead people.
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Post by Veladus Jobs To Dead Computers on Nov 6, 2007 5:47:43 GMT -5
If The Great Khali would have done a crotch chop I would have probably blown my brains out, cause it couldn't have possibly ever gotten better than that. QFT. I died a little inside when Khali brainchopped Coach (talk about an exercise in futility...) and left. I wanted the crotch chopping Khali so bad. I probably would've paid for some web space so I could sig it here and on every other forum I post on. DX Khali = Gold Platinum. First, calling the DX segment the best segment of the night would be like calling the people on their roofs the best part of Katrina (in other words, nothing was good). This incarnation of DX feels like a bad impersonation of DX. They're mailing it in so painfully, all that's missing is a stamp. If you think this "wacky one-liner" version of DX is good, I encourage you to go back 8 years and look at THAT DX. Sans greasy fat writer, sans "God loving Shawn", and WITH some elements that made it work, like X-Pac and Chyna as foils, and the New Age Outlaws actually fitting in somewhere.. The reason I couldn't watch DX tonight is the same reason I can't watch "Dancing With The Stars." Ponder that. Shockingly enough, it's possible for an angle to work without an anorexic annoyance or a steroid abusing she-male. Just because the IWC hates Trips doesn't meant the new DX is bad. The marks love it, it sells tons of merchandise, and it's great comedy skits for anyone who doesn't stick their nose up at Trips' "penis jokes" then call Santino talking about what he used to beat off to "comedy gold." In fact its only real failing is that due to the brand split, they can't provide them with a good stream of feuds. They'd need a team of 2 main eventers to feud with all the time and a company split 2 ways can't handle that, let alone this idiotic triple brand split we have going right now.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 6, 2007 5:51:25 GMT -5
I knew the stuff in parenthesees would be lost on some of you. It's okay. I understand that you can't grasp the concept of a COMPARISON. I didn't suggest that Katrina was.. why am I even trying to explain.. Fine.. Um.. Calling the DX segment the best segment of the night would be like calling Jar Jar Binks the best part of Phantom Menace. Is that a little more PC for you? Take it easy, kids. Some comparisons are just plain unnecessary... like that time that the mod team here annexed Poland and the Sudetenland.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 6:07:09 GMT -5
I knew the stuff in parenthesees would be lost on some of you. It's okay. I understand that you can't grasp the concept of a COMPARISON. I didn't suggest that Katrina was.. why am I even trying to explain.. Fine.. Um.. Calling the DX segment the best segment of the night would be like calling Jar Jar Binks the best part of Phantom Menace. Is that a little more PC for you? Take it easy, kids. Some comparisons are just plain unnecessary... like that time that the mod team here annexed Poland and the Sudetenland. Do you still have Austria?
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Nov 6, 2007 6:16:46 GMT -5
If The Great Khali would have done a crotch chop I would have probably blown my brains out, cause it couldn't have possibly ever gotten better than that. If Khali did a crotch chop hed probably render himself sterile.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 6, 2007 6:20:17 GMT -5
Some comparisons are just plain unnecessary... like that time that the mod team here annexed Poland and the Sudetenland. Do you still have Austria? You sunk my unterseeboot.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 6:36:12 GMT -5
Do you still have Austria? You sunk my unterseeboot. I find that offensive! I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 6, 2007 6:38:21 GMT -5
You sunk my unterseeboot. I find that offensive! I challenge you to a duel at dawn! I'll go fetch my sabre.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 6:40:16 GMT -5
Just like a Mod to bring a knife to a gunfight
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Post by The Missing Manic on Nov 6, 2007 6:42:05 GMT -5
Wasn't this locked previously? evidentally not
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Post by BRAINFADE on Nov 6, 2007 6:48:01 GMT -5
I missed Raw, can someone give me a lowdown on what happened? If i missed Khali joining DX, im gonna throw myself off a bridge.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 6:56:43 GMT -5
I missed Raw, can someone give me a lowdown on what happened? If i missed Khali joining DX, im gonna throw myself off a bridge. Are You Ready...............To Jump!
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Post by BRAINFADE on Nov 6, 2007 6:59:46 GMT -5
I missed Raw, can someone give me a lowdown on what happened? If i missed Khali joining DX, im gonna throw myself off a bridge. Are You Ready...............To Jump! *sob*... Goodbye, cruel world... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *SPLASH!!!!*
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 7:02:28 GMT -5
*pours out a 40 for another fallen crapper*
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Post by Agent P on Nov 6, 2007 7:22:32 GMT -5
Are You Ready...............To Jump! *sob*... Goodbye, cruel world... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *SPLASH!!!!* DX came out to start the show. Hornswoggle, Boogeyman and Khali all came out to become honorary members of DX. Coach came out, Hunter said Coach was talking trash about Khali. Khali brain chopped Coach. Beth Phoenix defeated Kelly Kelly in 2 moves Snitsky beat Joey and then beat up Carlito after the match. Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio beat Finlay and Mr. Kennedy. At Survivor Series it will be Triple H, The Hardyz, Rey Mysterio & kane vs Umaga, Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, MVP & Big Daddy V Stone Cold drowned Santino & Maria with beer At Survivor Series, DX will explode! As honorary members The Great Khali and Hornswoggle square off one on one. Big Dick Johnson started dancing as the ring crew cleaned up the ring. Triple H then brought two of the Girls Next Door in to dance. Cody Rhodes pinned Trevor Murdoch. As BarryHorowitz4Ever said "Mickie looked so darn cute" when she wished Murdoch luck before the match. Super Crazy & Jim Duggan beat the World's Greatest tag Team. Duggan never tagged in and this was our punishment for the "When was the last time Super Crazy wrestled on Raw" thread. DX beat Orton & Umaga. I spent the whole match debating on which member of Team Orton would be pinned and I guessed right! (Orton)
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Post by BRAINFADE on Nov 6, 2007 7:29:24 GMT -5
*sob*... Goodbye, cruel world... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *SPLASH!!!!* DX came out to start the show. Hornswoggle, Boogeyman and Khali all came out to become honorary members of DX. Coach came out, Hunter said Coach was talking trash about Khali. Khali brain chopped Coach. Beth Phoenix defeated Kelly Kelly in 2 moves Snitsky beat Joey and then beat up Carlito after the match. Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio beat Finlay and Mr. Kennedy. At Survivor Series it will be Triple H, The Hardyz, Rey Mysterio & kane vs Umaga, Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, MVP & Big Daddy V Stone Cold drowned Santino & Maria with beer At Survivor Series, DX will explode! As honorary members The Great Khali and Hornswoggle square off one on one. Big Dick Johnson started dancing as the ring crew cleaned up the ring. Triple H then brought two of the Girls Next Door in to dance. Cody Rhodes pinned Trevor Murdoch. As BarryHorowitz4Ever said "Mickie looked so darn cute" when she wished Murdoch luck before the match. Super Crazy & Jim Duggan beat the World's Greatest tag Team. Duggan never tagged in and this was our punishment for the "When was the last time Super Crazy wrestled on Raw" thread. DX beat Orton & Umaga. I spent the whole match debating on which member of Team Orton would be pinned and I guessed right! (Orton) Thanks for the summary. I can't believe Orton got punked out yet again- he's their CHAMPION, for God's Sake!
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Post by Agent P on Nov 6, 2007 7:34:55 GMT -5
DX came out to start the show. Hornswoggle, Boogeyman and Khali all came out to become honorary members of DX. Coach came out, Hunter said Coach was talking trash about Khali. Khali brain chopped Coach. Beth Phoenix defeated Kelly Kelly in 2 moves Snitsky beat Joey and then beat up Carlito after the match. Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio beat Finlay and Mr. Kennedy. At Survivor Series it will be Triple H, The Hardyz, Rey Mysterio & kane vs Umaga, Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, MVP & Big Daddy V Stone Cold drowned Santino & Maria with beer At Survivor Series, DX will explode! As honorary members The Great Khali and Hornswoggle square off one on one. Big Dick Johnson started dancing as the ring crew cleaned up the ring. Triple H then brought two of the Girls Next Door in to dance. Cody Rhodes pinned Trevor Murdoch. As BarryHorowitz4Ever said "Mickie looked so darn cute" when she wished Murdoch luck before the match. Super Crazy & Jim Duggan beat the World's Greatest tag Team. Duggan never tagged in and this was our punishment for the "When was the last time Super Crazy wrestled on Raw" thread. DX beat Orton & Umaga. I spent the whole match debating on which member of Team Orton would be pinned and I guessed right! (Orton) Thanks for the summary. I can't believe Orton got punked out yet again- he's their CHAMPION, for God's Sake! Since he was handed the WWE Championship at the very beginning of No Mercy, Orton is 3-7
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Post by Loki on Nov 6, 2007 9:18:24 GMT -5
New D-X was good comedy. But maybe 17 minutes of comedy are a bit on the long side...
The "smarky" bits (katie vick, writers on strike, etc) were fine, but having Superstars goint on and off kayfabe is becoming a bad habit IMO.
It's all nice until the "filler" becomes the show and the actual show (wrestling and storylines) become the filler...
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 6, 2007 9:30:41 GMT -5
New D-X was good comedy. But maybe 17 minutes of comedy are a bit on the long side... The "smarky" bits (katie vick, writers on strike, etc) were fine, but having Superstars goint on and off kayfabe is becoming a bad habit IMO. It's all nice until the "filler" becomes the show and the actual show (wrestling and storylines) become the filler... I enjoyed the comedy bits too, but coming from a stable that had it's heyday in the 90's I was just like, "eh?" It was funny to me because I know this forum had a discussion on if the writer's strike affected WWE and some of the stuff between trips and HBK mirrored some of our comments.
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