THE MARK OFFS, the anti-psychology tag team???

[pillmansgotagun]

This is the idea for a new tag team that defies all laws of psychology.

Basically, they base their wrestling experience on the "revived elbow" spot of hogan and macho from WCW.

Heres how they work. They are called Mark and Job. Mark performs moves on his own tag partner Job but this somehow results in them getting wins.

Scenario: The Mark Offs are against TWGTT. Mark perfroms an inverted atomic drop on Job that makes him jump up and clotheslines Hass for the win.

Some other anti-psychology moves Mark can do:

-Powerbomb Job onto opponent for win
-Hurricana on Job from top rope onto opponent for win
-FU on job onto opponent for win
-chinlock on Job while Job has opponent in boston crab to give
Job "leverage" for the win
-styles clash on Job onto opponent for the win
-one man con-chair-to Job while Job has opponent in figure four leglock for the win
-while Job is pinning opponent, Mark peforms a springboard legdrop to "crush" Job onto opponent for the win
-german suplex on Job while Job is giving opponent stalling suplex for the win

can you guys think of any others movesets?

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

I can't think of anything, but this awesome.

[pillmansgotagun]

-450 splash on Job that shakes the ring and makes standing opponent drop to the mat for the win!

[Real Folk Bruce]

These are brilliant. I would love to see more.

I really liked the one with the con-chair-to/figure 4 combo.

[pillmansgotagun]

all right here are some more:

-chair put on opponent while Mark tombstone-piledrives Job onto chair and fallen opponent for the win

-stone cold stunner given to opponent by Job while he is in the million dollar dream hold by mark for the win. The million dollar
dream hold gave Job leverage and made the "impact" harder

-mark powerbombs Job onto a flaming table in the ring, which causes opponent on top rope to fall off and onto the outside for the count out win (my personal favourite!)

-groin shot to Job by mark makes him temporarily move like a Diva, and Job hits stratisfaction on opponent for win

-chop to chest of Job by mark makes Job whip off the ropes into a cross body block onto opponent for the win

ill think of more soon...

[pillmansgotagun]

-while Job has opponent in the old-school walls of jericho, Mark gives Job scorpian death drop (or inverted ddt, whatver) while Job still holds onto walls of jericho move. Opponet back is snapped for the win

-Cage match, opponets are scaling cage trying to reach the top and climb over, mark throws job into cage head first into the cage door, Job falls out (and gets a massive "real" blade job) for the win

-Job with microphone in hand, Mark creeps up behind Job with cymbols which he crashes between the head of Job, the microphone reverberation makes opponents drop to the mat in agony over the noise, FOR THE WIN!

-while Job has opponent in anaconda vice, Mark puts Job in the ankle lock, for the win!

[bindergang]

pillmansgotagun said:

-while Job has opponent in the old-school walls of jericho, Mark gives Job scorpian death drop (or inverted ddt, whatver) while Job still holds onto walls of jericho move. Opponet back is snapped for the win

Or for the kill.

[Real Folk Bruce]

Holy crap,these are better then the first ones!Hahahaha!!
I especially like the one with the cage match and the flaming table
count out.

Good job.

[pillmansgotagun]

-or, the most 'logical' of the illogical moves, Mark beats the crap out of Job (like a red-headed step child) until Job gets sooooo pissed off, he turns around and gives his opponents the VERY SAME beat down, for the win (this one is kinda an ode to crash and hardcore)

-rock bottom from mark on Job onto opponent for the win

-GTS on Job from mark, Job falls backward onto opponent for the win

-mark twists the neck of job and "breaks" it, therefore all moves done to Job, like a clothesline, have no effect on Job, he just screams "its allready broke, haha", for the win!

[pillmansgotagun]

-job has opponent in bearhug, Mark gives Job a massive chairshot to the back, OPPONENT falls back for the win! The chair-shot "transferred" from Job to the opponent "Its like an electric current" says Lawler, lol

[pillmansgotagun]

anyone want to do phtoshops on any of these, these would be classic!!!

[pillmansgotagun]

Before the show, Mark is shown pushing Job into Poison Ivy bushes. Then, during the match, Mark keeps bodyslaming Job onto his opponents, giving them rashes, FOR THE WIN!

[Turd Ferguson]

Job gets on Mark's shoulders in electric chair position, and they get their opponent in electric chair, too.

Then walk into a ceiling fan, decapitating their opponent.

[pillmansgotagun]

Mark gives Job a gorilla press off the top of a cage onto their opponent, through a table, for the WIN! Mark didnt know the opponent was even there!

[THRJamesAngelo]

Why did I automatically think of the Briscoes if they were ever signed to RAW when I read this?

[MysteryPartner]

lariatoooooooooooo said:

Job gets on Mark's shoulders in electric chair position, and they get their opponent in electric chair, too.

Then walk into a ceiling fan, decapitating their opponent.

this is classic!

[John Oates' Moustache]

lariatoooooooooooo said:

Job gets on Mark's shoulders in electric chair position, and they get their opponent in electric chair, too.

Then walk into a ceiling fan, decapitating their opponent.

best yet. Just try and top that.

[pillmansgotagun]

start of the match, Job and opponent shake hands, when Mark levels Job with a stiff chairshot, the chairshot "travels" and the opponent is knocked out, Mark hits Job again with chair and falls on top of opponent, for the WIN!

[pillmansgotagun]

might i add, Mark and Job TRY to fight as a team to beat their opponents, but always seem on the losing end. Its not until Mark tries to beat the crap out of Job that they somehow ultimatley win, every single freakin time! They become 10 time tag champs, and have no idea why!

[Deleted]

Job goes for a Hurricanrana but Mark grabs Job and pulls him up and suplex's him, while Job's legs are still attached to the opponent, said opponent goes flying 15-20 feet out of the ring for the countout.