Funny Signs at WWE shows

[The Missing Manic]

these are some that have been seen around can you beat them?

"Triple H fears divorce."
"RAW Spoiler: Triple H Wins!"
"HHH is holding down my sign!"
"wHHHo booked this crap?"
Big Poppa Boner (survivor series '02
My sign is more over than HHH.
"Goldust raped my dad."
Hogan Fears Aging
King of the Ring 1998 during Double J's entrance "Ain't I Gay"
Hunter Hemroid-eating Helmsley(seen at an episode of RAW June 1998)
Viscera ate my Dad
Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us
Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)
Hogan is so old he farts dust!
Nitro just ran out of fuel
Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.)
Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?
Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!
THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps
I didnt know what to write
Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!
LODI STOLE MY SIGN
Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'
Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling
Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?
I hitch-hiked for this match?
I like my Sunny side down
Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!
Double J is an A double S
Paul Bearer collects chins
WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling
It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth
other channel jack-ass(seen on nitro)
Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)
What does everyone want? CEREBRAL PAULSEY! (sign was held behind Jim Ross)
Hogan is my dad (held by old man)
sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)
hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose
watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?
the next big thing: molly's ass
hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)
R-i-m-j-o-b (held by six different people)
Lesnar - The Next Big King
Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills
Brock ate Sid Vicious
Hogan ate my chocolate bar!
Eddie mows my grass
Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)
Hogan was a Flintstone
NWA Total Nonstop Assholes
We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)
Eddie Guerrero- The King of the Mullet
Time to play the Game: }{ungry }{ungry }{ippoes
today is tuesday (seen on smackdown that was taped on tuesday and shown on thursday)
undertaker respects my ass
67,000 people, only 1 x-pac fan. (wrestlemania x8)
Don't Read This


the JR one was a tad harsh

I liked the HHH ones tho haha

[emoney3265]

PORK

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

funny stuff. I remember some of those.

That "Ain't I Gay" will always be lol material

That "Hey Godfather, VooDoo wasn't easy either" gives me a mental picture that will cheer me up for years.

[Ribbo]

kayakamania said:

"Push Show... back into the ocean"
This was held by the Sign Guy at a house show in Manchester, NH. Big Show saw the sign and he was pissed!

"Push HHH" was the funniest one I saw because it got removed by security ;D

[emoney3265]

ribbo said:

kayakamania said:

"Push Show... back into the ocean"
This was held by the Sign Guy at a house show in Manchester, NH. Big Show saw the sign and he was pissed!

"Push HHH" was the funniest one I saw because it got removed by security ;D

I'm pretty sure this was done unless I just imagined it but didn't a sign say: (when he was injured)

Push HHH *Picture of wheelchair symbol*

Unless this is what you're talking about.

[PTBartman]

One of my favorites was at last July super Show. It said "This Is My First Raw." What Made it so funny was he was holding it up during the Smack Down taping.

[Zach Attack]

babyelian said:

these are some that have been seen around can you beat them?




What does everyone want? CEREBRAL PAULSEY! (sign was held behind Jim Ross)




today is tuesday (seen on smackdown that was taped on tuesday and shown on thursday)

these are the best two signs EVER!

[Surfer Supreme]

"BASEBALL IS FAKE"

that... is genius.

[Sparvid]

"Rock fears paper"

[Just Jay]

"Another resthold Randy?" I thought that was pretty funny, especially how it slowly rose while he locked someone in a resthold.

[Fireravenv]

I still laugh about the round sign with a hole in it. A guy stuck his head in, around the edges it said "I have hemorrhoids." So random.

[Fireravenv]

At the next show someone please have a sign that says "Get well soon Pat Sajak!"


"The “Make Stuff Up” schtick involves listeners who call in and suggest fake stories that Opie & Anthony then report as if they are real. Yesterday, an early suggestion involved a fake car accident in which longtime “Wheel of Fortune” host Pat Sajak lost all his teeth."

[Deleted]

sparvid said:

"Rock fears paper"

this wins

[rko]

hulkamania got me put in a mental home

[legendkiller1985]

i'm at a wcw event held up by a guy with a bag over his head

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

"WrestleMania 23: Lions 0"

[Bob Schlapowitz]

I couldn't stop laughing over the sign someone had on Smackdown! a while back that was a huge picture of Michael Jackson.

[fullcollapse]

At that WWE vs ECW head to head special in the summer of 06 there was a giant cutout of Ray Romano's head...i found it hilarious.

[Deleted]

"Shelton stole my bike"

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

bobschlapowitz said:

I couldn't stop laughing over the sign someone had on Smackdown! a while back that was a huge picture of Michael Jackson.

f***ing BINGO. My roommate and I couldn't stop laughing at that. That sign was a Micheal Jackson mugshot photo. The placement of it's view is what made it better. During a serious moment right behind Batista.