Edge Needs To Return This Way

[MCMGM]

blindgunfighter said:

It's spelt "cahinsaw", actually.

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[PTBartman]

batman said:

They should have him step out of the shower, say it was all a dream, and pretend he is still World Heavyweight champion.

SECOND

[mysterydriver]

Edge needs to come out after a Save_Us promo and ask "Were you expecting someone else?"

It would be my favorite moment of all time.

[robferatu]

I kinda assume he's going to end up being the special referee for the Hell in the Cell match considering he has history with both Batista and The Undertaker.

But, I do like the idea of him bringing a chainsaw with him to the ring and "accidentally" chopping Batista's head off, accidents do happen you know.

[Evil Homer]

There is only one man tough enough to pull off a Chainsaw gimmick
www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/chainsaw+charlie/video/xkpot_wwf-cactus-jack-vs-chainsaw-charlie

[ItsaSantino]

I'd like Edge to chainsaw his way into the ring, claim that his contract allowed him a return clause should he lose his title, and then cash in his title shot to steal yet another title from a bloody battered champion. I'm sorry but Edge outsmarting people never gets old.

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

For the fiftieth time, I suggest the "Jericho Pose" 1011011011saveus.23415081thisisbullshit394 fake out.

[Mozenrath]

mysterydriver said:

Edge needs to come out after a Save_Us promo and ask "Were you expecting someone else?"

It would be my favorite moment of all time.

Especially if he came out and had his back to us to start so that he was both doing the Y2J pose, and people saw the blonde hair and thought it was Jericho at first.

[Mozenrath]

As for the chainsaw, though:

1. Sawing into the cell to interfere? Great idea if they can make it work safely.

2. Sawing Batista? Hell no.

[Ultimate Reality]

That would be a billion trillion times better than King Booker coming out to "King Of Kings." Especially if Jericho unexpectedly cahinsawed up through the mat while Edge was refereeing.

**EDIT*** I'm referring to Edge coming out and doing the Jericho pose...damn super fast repliers!

[Real Folk Bruce]

kneelift said:

For the fiftieth time, I suggest the "Jericho Pose" 1011011011saveus.23415081thisisbullcrap394 fake out.

I would want nothing more then to see this.Edge should come back no other way.


Back on topic,no I don't want to see any chainsaw blading. I thought I was watching wrestling.

[badantoineaccid]

batman said:

They should have him step out of the shower, say it was all a dream, and pretend he is still World Heavyweight champion.

that there would be the best way to end wrestling..... in general

[Lancers]

Edge needs to come out to the ring after the Batista-Taker with a bottle of Arrogance where he blinds Batista which leads to the always promising blindfold match at the Royal Rumble. It'll be great because if the match is bad, they have a valid excuse, their eyes were covered.



And yes, I am aware I deliberately stole this idea from Rick Martel and Jake Roberts, but it's been like 15 years so technically they could have done this twice by now.

[Miz-Wannabe]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously... This thread better be a joke.

[thesam07]

Tony Chimmel will be standing in the ring. And he will say "And now it's time for the Hell in the Cell match for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!".
And as they are lowering the cage, Howard Finkel comes out and takes the microphone away from Chimmel and says "Ladies and Gentlemen, instead of this match. WWE creative have decided to replace it with EDGE!!!".
Everyone cheers.
"....JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!!! Raise the cage.". This is met with an awkward silence and confusion.
And then Edges music hits and Edge makes his way to the ring with 3 chainsaws which he proceeds to juggle.....for 20 minutes.



And this, will be considered, "The Greatest Moment in the History of our sport".


END.

[Bocuma]

I think I would actually like the chainsaw to be part of his entrance or something, now that I think about it. I don't know why either, besides the fact that chainsaws are really, really cool.

[The F'N Captain]

During the Batista and Taker match a Deadite runs down into the ring, and Edge pops up, Chainsaw replacing his hand, and he blasts it dead. He yells "SHOP SMART, SHOP S-MART!"

Batista and Taker, in awe of Edge-Ash hand him the title. Extreme close up of Edge as we close with him smirking and saying "Hail to the king baby..."

[ilggant]

thesam07 said:

Tony Chimmel will be standing in the ring. And he will say "And now it's time for the Hell in the Cell match for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!".
And as they are lowering the cage, Howard Finkel comes out and takes the microphone away from Chimmel and says "Ladies and Gentlemen, instead of this match. WWE creative have decided to replace it with EDGE!!!".
Everyone cheers.
"....JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!!! Raise the cage.". This is met with an awkward silence and confusion.
And then Edges music hits and Edge makes his way to the ring with 3 chainsaws which he proceeds to juggle.....for 20 minutes.



And this, will be considered, "The Greatest Moment in the History of our sport".


END.

that would be cool, unless something needs to be sawed down, then it's just annoying. Hey Edge, can we use....one?

track number 5 will not be Chainsaw Juggling.

[Topher is Human]

sexualwalking said:

During the Batista and Taker match a Deadite runs down into the ring, and Edge pops up, Chainsaw replacing his hand, and he blasts it dead. He yells "SHOP SMART, SHOP S-MART!"

Batista and Taker, in awe of Edge-Ash hand him the title. Extreme close up of Edge as we close with him smirking and saying "Hail to the king baby..."

Evil Dead FTW

[doytch]

iedge will hurt batista who is stupid. look at me i am batista and the world title i wear is makes me look like i wear no clothes to the ring. i remember when batista shaved his head and looked like a bum bum. when his mouth does open it expect to hear farts not words.

edge will come back by spear batista from top of cage.