Voice Over: In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be released. In this film we hope to show how not to be released.
CAPTION: 'HM GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC SERVICE FILM NO. 42 PARA 6. 'HOW NOT TO BE RELEASED BY WWE''
Voice Over: This is Mr Chris "Masters" Mordesky, of Los Angeles, California. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Mordesky, will you stand up please?
(Masters stands up. After that, a shot is heard, as he crumbles ot the ground)
Voice Over: This demonstrates the value of not being released.
Cut to another location - an empty area of scrubland
Voice Over: In this picture we cannot see Ms. Brooke from Houston, Texas. Ms. Brooke, will you stand up please?
(There is a pause. Almost on the edge of the frame in the distance. She stands up, proudly. Immediately a shot rings out and she leaps in the air and dies. Cut to a bush some distance away on open land)
Voice Over: This is Mr. Fullington of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Mr Fullington, would you stand up please.
(nothing happens)
Mr Fullington has learnt the first lesson of not being released. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
(the bush explodes; cut to a shot of three bushes)
Mr. Shawn Daivari of Katy, Texas, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out.
(the left-hand bush explodes, then the right-hand bush explodes, finally the middle bush explodes; there is a muffled scream; the smoke subsides)
Voice Over: Yes it was the middle one.
Cut to a shot of farmland. There is a waterbutt, a low wall, a big pile of leaves, a parked car and lots of bushes and trees in the distance
Voice Over: Mr Scott Garland, of Westbrook, Maine, has concealed himself extremely well. He could be almost anywhere. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. However we happen to know he's in the water barrel.
(The water barrel just blows up in the biggest explosion yet. Cut to a panning shot from beach huts across to beach and sea)
Voice Over: Mr. and Mrs. Huffman of Houston, Texas chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwarding address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbor told us where there were.
(The camera has come to rest on a very obvious isolated beach hut; it blows up. Cut to a building site in a suburban housing estate. tony Marmaluke is standing there.)
Voice Over: And here is the neighbour who told us where they were
(he blows up)
Nobody likes a clever dick.
(cut to stock film of a small house)
Here is where he lived (it blows up)
And this is where Claudio Castagnoli lived, who refused to speak to us
(it blows up).
So did the gentleman who lived here....
(shot of house: it blows up)
... and here ...
(ditto)
and of course here.....
(a series of quick cuts of various atom bombs and hydrogen bomb at moment of impact)
and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China ...(mad laugh)
