Batista Unleashed! opinions on the book?

[respectmeordye3]

kashflagg said:

I'm not really a fan of the guy's work (even before all the backstage innuendo) so I have no interest in the book as a whole. I do wonder what he says about his time in OVW though.

Oh, and I hafta agree that I think the Scary Movie/Date/Whatever movies suck ass. But that's only my opinion.

His take on the OVW is some of the best stuff in the book--one thing is for sure---they gave him a lame gimmick there. I mean really, a demon risen from the Ohio River? please.

Of course his story about Lashley trying not to beat the heck out of a obnoxious butthead working at the airport is a hoot. The airport guy actually gets the idea that they(Lashley,Batista,Kennedy) are part of some criminal ring that counterfeits airline tickets and why? Because Lashley has four tickets instead of two like he paid for(wrestlers usually buy two tickets so they won't be so cramped) Lashley explains that the computer screwed up and gave him four tickets instead of the two he originally wanted and the jerk airline guy's response is 1. No one would ever buy more than one seats. and 2. computers never screw up-especially theirs-not even a god could make a pc screw up it's simply impossible for a pc to screw up.....

hilarious.

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loki said:

krazyeman said:

I thought it was pretty good. I was surprised that everything he said about the history of wrestling was factually correct.

No, you're totally wrong.

Batista's book sucks, it's disrespectful to the business and to its history. He's a piece of worthless crap and he'd get fired.

P.S. of course I haven't read a line of his book, and I won't do that anyway. But I KNOW it's like I said.




P.P.S.

well played

[The Missing Manic]

I liked edges book, I hated the Rocks tho Batistas....meh not that interested in what he has to say Im very non plussed about him, but Jerichos will be good hopefully comes to Borders here in 2 weeks after the reviews ive read Im looking forward to it more than most ppl looked 4ward to the last Potter book

[PTBartman]

krazyeman said:

losaphone said:

People are actually reading it? That a surprise to me. I went to my local Barnes & Noble to pick up the Jericho book, and noticed that there were several copies of the Batista book in the wrong places, as though someone had picked them up and thumbed through them(to look at tthe pictures no doubt) and then just shoved them back on the shelf wherever they saw fit. So this proves of course that all Batista fans are illiterate ass hats.

Geez, thanks for calling me an illiterate ass hat.

Y'know that there are some people who like Batista, right?

Hey Krazy,

Don't take it personally, it's just his oppinion. I've read a lot of your posts and personally I think your a very litterate, if noat almost poetic, ass hat.

~a Jets fan~

[britishbulldog]

I tried to read it at Barnes and Noble( I returned it to it's proper location after I was done) and couldn't get into it. I thought in it he was very pompus and boring.