Your favorite squash match

[Mozenrath]

loki said:

Khali v World's Biggest Midget, your World Heavyweight Champion, Rey Mysterio.

Is it sad that Hornswoggle isn't even 50 pounds lighter?

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Ooh. Dean Malenko vs. a very young, green, pre-flock Billy Kidman.

It was just a totally normal match with Dean being a dick, as usual, but then Kidman got some token jobber offense in. And then Dean just went NUTS. He powerbombed him, picked him up, tiger-bombed him, picked him up, piledrived him, picked him up, powerslammed him, picked him up... he did at least six or seven viable finishing moves in a row before finally putting the kid out of his misery.

I mean, it was a nothing little Nitro squash, but I still remember it because of how awesome it was to see Dean just doing move after move, getting over his character, and his ability to be a bad-ass despite being small, by doing a squash a different way.

[salTy]

cornholio said:

Of all "your favourite" questions there have ever been here, this is the only one to which I have ONE definitive answer...

THE SWEETEST SQUASH OF ALL SQUASHES!!! (CLICK ME AND ENJOY!!)

...after this one it's getting fuzzier, the first and second Benoit Vs. Jordan were also quite nice. My least favourite squash matches pretty much sum up the wrestling career of Bill Goldberg...

I love Vince's commentary. He says "Hunter. Hearst. Helmsley." like 8 times.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

All of Sid Justice's squashes leading up to Wrestle Mania that year.

[Mr Captain Falcon]

sexualwalking said:

Warrior destroying HHH as payment for MSG, always a classic.

Recently, Probably the "Jamie Noble Series" of squashes against the various Smackdown! monsters. Guy's entertaining.

MSG didn't happen yet. If you notice, Nash wrestled on that same card, so Hunter was just an unfortunate choice.

[Mr Captain Falcon]

My favorite squash has to be Backlund/Diesel in 1994. 8 Seconds!

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

While it wasn't technically a squash because Lesnar wasn't in the match, my pick is Lesnar's debut on Raw during a hardcore match between Spike Dudley, Al Snow, and maybe another guy or two. He just annihilates everybody in the ring.

[Celgress]

Giant Gonzales (sp?) VS Virgil; it lasted like five secnds, and ended with one big push slam that KOed the V man LOL

[thesunbeast]

I always liked old School Undertaker from 1992 sqashing jobbers. I don't know why i like them. If there ever was the feeling of absolutely no hope in hell whatsoever that guy #2 was going to beat guy #1, it would be an old school Undertaker from 1992 vs a jobber match.

There was a match between 1992 Undertaker vs "Gillberg" I thought was hilarious.

[bobolebowski]

Rock vs Big Bossman where Rock wins with a roll up in 4 seconds

[DrewVonAwesome]

cornholio said:

Of all "your favourite" questions there have ever been here, this is the only one to which I have ONE definitive answer...

THE SWEETEST SQUASH OF ALL SQUASHES!!! (CLICK ME AND ENJOY!!)

...after this one it's getting fuzzier, the first and second Benoit Vs. Jordan were also quite nice. My least favourite squash matches pretty much sum up the wrestling career of Bill Goldberg...

YES! And as RD stated so perfectly, "And people wonder why Triple H is so protective of his spot."

[Dynamite Kid]

There was one I liked in TNA where Scott Steiner just kinda gave this guy a one-armed belly-to-belly off the top rope and then pinned him with no effort.

[Big L]

dynamitekid said:

There was one I liked in TNA where Scott Steiner just kinda gave this guy a one-armed belly-to-belly off the top rope and then pinned him with no effort.

dang i bet they gave him hell about that

[poi zen rana]

poisonrana said:

i will have to think about best wwe squash...

thedieseltrain said:

A very close second is Brock Lesnar beating the absolute piss out of zack gowen when his mother is ringside.

bingo. i loved the gowen squash by brock. the first time i saw it i remember thinking, this is how you get some one over as sadistic. that is just a brutal beating. i loved the f5 into turnbuckle.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

brock lesnar beatin the sweet s**t sandwiches with a sprinkling of s**t out of zach gowen, then breaking his one remaining leg, all in front of his mother.

also, umaga squashing andy simmons on raw a while back was one of the first times i've ever felt sorry for a jobber.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

I'm sure I could come up with some better ones, but I really loved a Mark Henry squash against Funaki a couple of months ago, where at one point Mark yells at him, "You like gettin' whoopings?"

[MysteryPartner]

..."wwe squashing tna weekly in ratings" . WHAT? who said that.. *looks around*

[Real Folk Bruce]

My personal favorite is Razor Ramons debut match,where he beats
the CRAP out of the poor loser while Hennig runs him down on commentary.

I am also a fan of SD Jones squash matches,as well as Buck Zhumhoff
(SP?) squashes,and I am a BIG fan of King Kong Bundys midget squash. Bundy was the man.

[DASH 243✅]

HHHvs. Marty Garner just for the sick piledriver pedigree
www.wrestlinggonewrong.com/video/tripleh_garner.html

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Kane and Big Show vs Cade and Murdoch-It was great to see Kane and Big Show playing a game of "Anything you can do, I can do better".

Kane and Big Show vs Tomko and Snitsky vs Heartthrobs vs Val and Viscera-Hell it was Kane and Big Show vs 6 guys and with the exception of Vis getting a few moves in, no one did anything to Kane and Show. Also the triple chokeslam owned my soul.

Kane and Big Show were an awesome team, and perfectly booked till the loss to the Spirit Squad. The tag division hasn't been the same since.