mysticalhamster
AC Slater
Hail to the king baby! Duke Nukem is back!!
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Post by mysticalhamster on Nov 22, 2007 1:54:32 GMT -5
I just found this, a first draft of Kelly Kelly's Thanksgiving 'thanks'
Draft1: Kely Kelly| im tankful for my fam im greatful 4 what Dog, oops, God has givn me an my wonderful fam and great work_ I coudn't ask for much more better in my lyfe Rite nWo oopsie now. im me, also greatful 4 the fanz without them lookin at my girls and my choo choo train tunnel\ i wood still be on stage back home. note 2 wwe wryters, plz chk 4 mistakes i don see many but better safe than sry! my writin is not the best, i developed at 12 so dinna need school mom said 2 make the payola. KthnxBi@^_^* KK.
Final draft, cleaned up by the WWE writers: Kelly Kelly: I’m thankful for my family. I’m grateful for what God has given me and my wonderful family and a great job. I couldn’t ask for anything better in my life right now. I’m also grateful for the fans; without them I wouldn’t have a job.
Stunning. I am shocked at how badly the WWE writer who cleaned up her original letter botched the translation. All of the emotion the talented Kelly Kelly poured into her letter was totally lost. The final draft is void of charm, and feeling. I am going to write the WWE and demand they come clean and post her original text. I am tired of the WWE holding down Kelly Kelly and her natural heel qualities. Damn you Stephanie.
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algertman
Hank Scorpio
Heroes Die. Legends Live Forever.
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Post by algertman on Nov 22, 2007 6:45:00 GMT -5
Morrison baffles me
Miz knows how to stay sexy.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 22, 2007 6:46:30 GMT -5
Punk's is absolutely fantastic.
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The Heff
Team Rocket
The Champ is Here!
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Post by The Heff on Nov 22, 2007 9:43:09 GMT -5
I actually think that Punk sounds sarcastic in it.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 22, 2007 9:56:33 GMT -5
Punk's comment about vegans and vegetarians made me smile.
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Post by Nan Flanagan on Nov 22, 2007 11:46:56 GMT -5
I'm willing to test out his theory.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Nov 22, 2007 11:55:55 GMT -5
Batista gives thanks... but come this Sunday....
*WrestleCrap Forum's equivelant to a cheap pop*
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Nov 22, 2007 12:21:12 GMT -5
Apparently CM Punk was really hungry at the time he was quoted. Well, he doesn't have Maria's carpet to munch on anymore so....
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 22, 2007 13:01:44 GMT -5
Apparently CM Punk was really hungry at the time he was quoted. Is he really that funny? cause if he is creative is missing the boat. his bit cracked me up.
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Post by jmac950 on Nov 22, 2007 15:05:15 GMT -5
I'm kind of shocked Batista didn't thank the Diva Search for giving him an endless supply of easy, skanky, yet hot, poon.
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Post by texaswhopper on Nov 22, 2007 15:07:18 GMT -5
I remember that one Smackdown on Thanksgiving ages ago when Luther Reigns had nothing to be thankful for.
"Gimme some of that TURKEY!"
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Nov 22, 2007 15:28:01 GMT -5
Apparently CM Punk was really hungry at the time he was quoted. Well, he doesn't have Maria's carpet to munch on anymore so.... *Insert Jericho BURN GIF here* And I now have an image of John Morrison acting like Fat Bathturd off Austin Powers. Rubbing cheese on his stomach while going "Lookit mah sexy body"
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cart
Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Nov 22, 2007 17:17:00 GMT -5
EDGE: 'I'm Thankful for jack daniels so that going to work in the forseeable future won't be as bad as it should be'
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The Heff
Team Rocket
The Champ is Here!
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Post by The Heff on Nov 23, 2007 3:44:00 GMT -5
Apparently CM Punk was really hungry at the time he was quoted. Well, he doesn't have Maria's carpet to munch on anymore so.... Genius if I do say so myself!
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Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Nov 23, 2007 13:10:06 GMT -5
And I am thankful for vegatarians, vegans and straight-edge dudes, so that leaves more beer for me plus they can play chauffeur for me!
Well, ya should be... You're a WWE diva, you could be fired or naked anytime. YEEE-HAW!!
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
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Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Nov 23, 2007 13:37:43 GMT -5
Should Victoria really be drawing attention to the fact she's been there a long time and getting older?
Might lead to her being a lot less thankful....
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Post by Caglar13 on Nov 23, 2007 15:23:11 GMT -5
Since Vince is apparently trying to go back to "family-friendly" entertainment, he should make them give their thanks 1980's Survivor Series Style. Punk's quote was great though.
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