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Post by tna on Nov 24, 2007 0:02:30 GMT -5
Rey, as Michael Cole tells me on the telly, is "The littlest big man"
Reno, Nevada is the "littlest big city"
Maybe Rey should change his name to Reno Mysterio. Discuss.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 24, 2007 0:08:02 GMT -5
Rey, as Michael Cole tells me on the telly, is "The littlest big man" Reno, Nevada is the "littlest big city" Maybe Rey should change his name to Reno Mysterio. Discuss. Oh I thought it was because both have a lot of prostitutes.
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Post by tna on Nov 24, 2007 0:09:20 GMT -5
^^^ Just more reasons for a name change.
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 24, 2007 0:16:00 GMT -5
"You see, Rey Mysterio is alot like Reno Nevada....no wait......Rey Mysterio is a lot like Kodak film......no, scratch that.....Rey Mysterio is alot like jello......what i mean to say is that kids these days don't know about the JAZZ! Because they listen to the rap music! with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippen and the boppen. You see?"
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Post by Caglar13 on Nov 24, 2007 4:11:41 GMT -5
I approve the usage of Bill Cosby in this thread.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 24, 2007 4:37:25 GMT -5
Cole makes him sound like a talking train from a children's book.
It's WWE, not Shining Time Station.
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Post by Aceorton on Nov 24, 2007 5:14:17 GMT -5
You know, Rey Mysterio is a lot like RENO, NEVADA ... YOU KNOW ...They're both good for a little [rhymes with wussy].
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 24, 2007 11:15:05 GMT -5
Rey, as Michael Cole tells me on the telly, is "The littlest big man" Reno, Nevada is the "littlest big city" Maybe Rey should change his name to Reno Mysterio. Discuss. Only if he comes out dressed as a little cactus. And hands out cactus candy to the people in the front row. THAT would rock. His finisher could be renamed "Prickly Heat"?
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Nov 24, 2007 11:23:04 GMT -5
Only if his finisher is to jump as high as he can and throw 10,000 needles at his opponent.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 24, 2007 11:26:57 GMT -5
Here's Rey's personal security team.
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Post by Steveweiser on Nov 24, 2007 19:01:53 GMT -5
Here's Rey's personal security team. All of them would be more convincing World Heavyweight Champions.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 24, 2007 19:02:54 GMT -5
Only if his finisher is to jump as high as he can and throw 10,000 needles at his opponent. Cactuar for the win!
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 24, 2007 19:04:20 GMT -5
Here's Rey's personal security team. Dangle: Rico Weigl: Vickie Guerrero Clemmy: Trish Junior: Noble Jones: Lashley after puberty finally kicks in. Garcia: Eddie
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Post by tna on Nov 25, 2007 4:14:39 GMT -5
Cole makes him sound like a talking train from a children's book. It's WWE, not Shining Time Station. Especially when he yells "GO REY!!!" But then again this is the same man who was obsessed with telling me that "THE BIG SHOW HAS FRYING PAN SIZED HANDS" and that the Undertaker's ring entrance was "A MIND NUMBING EXPERIENCE". oh oh oh, and "WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE MANHANDLE THE UNDERTAKER BEFORE LIKE ________________ IS RIGHT NOW".
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Post by pathogen on Nov 25, 2007 12:13:36 GMT -5
Small and pointless?
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Post by acressl on Nov 25, 2007 12:18:17 GMT -5
Rey is a lot like Reno in that they both are towered over by things that are taken more seriously.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 25, 2007 12:22:24 GMT -5
Here's Rey's personal security team. He must get beat up all the time. ;D
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Nov 25, 2007 12:28:09 GMT -5
Lt. Dangle for WHC.
Batista: But he doesn't deserve a title shot!!
Shut up, Dave.
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Post by NIXON on Nov 25, 2007 12:50:17 GMT -5
I thought it Rey would be like Reno because they are both small, boring and run down. And only old people visit them both. He's also like Laughlin.
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Post by sexualvanilla on Nov 25, 2007 14:35:25 GMT -5
Watch a Rey Mysterio match and make the biggest little mistake in your life!
*points for reference*
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