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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Nov 25, 2007 18:04:49 GMT -5
Let me see if I get this straight...
Melina is actually secretly married to Teddy Hart. However, she is stringing both Batista, John Morrison, Matt Morgan, La Parka and Howard Finkel along so that they all think that she is in love with them, in order to fulfil her own sadistic needs. Although, John Morrison is actually fully aware of all this and is doing the same to Melina, because he is secretly engaged to Maria Kanellis, who is using Santino Marella as a cover. Santino goes along with this because it counts as part of his community service, which he picked up stalking Melina.
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Post by DJ Peapod on Nov 25, 2007 18:22:15 GMT -5
I'm surprised Batista hasn't said anything about her "splits" during the horizontal monster mash...I thought that half his books would be on how sex is with Melina...
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Post by BHB on Nov 25, 2007 18:40:48 GMT -5
LOL @ Morrisson.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Nov 25, 2007 18:56:46 GMT -5
I love how nailing Batista immediately makes you the resident town bike of WWE.
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Post by The F'N Captain on Nov 25, 2007 20:56:38 GMT -5
I love how nailing Batista immediately makes you the resident town bike of WWE. Well Batista is seen as a manwhore anyway.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 25, 2007 21:00:19 GMT -5
If you sleep with Batista, you are in effect sleeping with everyone he slept with, and everyone they slept with, etc.
So Melina has slept with every human being alive.
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Post by Bocuma on Nov 25, 2007 21:03:53 GMT -5
Maybe one of them actually has Katana and can't tell the difference
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Post by rrm15 on Nov 25, 2007 21:11:11 GMT -5
the obvious answer is that there are, in fact, two melinas YES!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by BxB on Nov 25, 2007 21:19:57 GMT -5
So, Melina is the new Sunny?
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Nov 25, 2007 21:41:18 GMT -5
well this surely clears everything up! 2 guys saying they are going out with Melina... how will this end? with Morrison being wished well on his future endeavors.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Nov 25, 2007 22:08:42 GMT -5
So what's so shocking about this interview???
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Post by Silent Brad on Nov 25, 2007 22:19:40 GMT -5
this might work out as long as morrison or batista dont start wearing furry boots
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Nov 25, 2007 22:40:27 GMT -5
Morrison should go and smurf Mickie just to spite Melina.
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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Nov 26, 2007 2:03:47 GMT -5
I just checked, and WWE.com have put up a new interview with Batista, which seems to clarify a fair bit....
BIG DAVE DISCUSSES HOW HE FELL FOR MELINA
Being in the spotlight can always take it's toll on a celebrity relationship, and Batista knows better than anyone. "Back in March I fell really hard for Melina" he told WWE.com " I fell really hard"
The man known as the Animal explains that since the pair began dating he has had to deal with constant speculation from fans and fellow wrestlers, "I fell for Melina"
"She was dating John [Morrison] when we first met, but I'm bigger than him" he explains, "I was doing 3 other women at the time when I fell for Melina, but I wanted another one"
At the time Batista was seeing some chick he thinks was called Rebecca "or some name that begins with R I think", and was also going through the lengthy process of getting married to his now ex-wife.
"But I fell for Melina. I fell hard for Melina"
But love soon blossomed when Melina was threatened with losing her job and her livelihood if she didn't sleep with Big Dave.
"A lot of people said that I was seeing Melina behind John's back, and that's just not true. I blatantly told him I was banging his woman, and there was nothing he could do about it"
Dave told WWE.com that for the next 3 months he made a habit of talking loudly about what he had been doing with Melina the night before in obscene detail whenever John Morrison was in earshot.
However the two sorted out their differences like gentlemen, when Morison was demoted to Velocity drafted to ECW, amid threats of physical violence and losing his job.
"I fell for Melina" Dave elaborates, "And the good thing about being me is that I can do whatever I want"
Commenting on rumors about former ECW diva Arial being fired for rejecting his advances, Dave wanted to clear the air once and for all, "She's just a ****, because she wasn't interested in me. A stupid, worthless ****" he adds "I got her fired, the stupid ******, and all she had to do was **** my ***** ***** and **** in front of the whole lockerroom"
It's just one of the many hardships a relationship in the spotlight can face.
But while basketballs may hold grudges, Batista assures us that his don't, "I'd still **** all over her **** if she **** *****. Oh yeah."
But summarizing his feelings, Big Dave simply stated, "I fell for Melina".
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 26, 2007 2:12:09 GMT -5
So, Melina is the new Sunny? Then: Batista=Bret Hart John Morrison=Chris Candido Grisham=Fondle me Elmo
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Post by Deadman Inc on Nov 26, 2007 2:20:43 GMT -5
Maybe one of them actually has Katana and can't tell the difference Winner.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 26, 2007 2:51:43 GMT -5
Whoops, should've wrapped it up, Dave ;D
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Post by kidtamagotchi on Nov 26, 2007 3:43:10 GMT -5
I just checked, and WWE.com have put up a new interview with Batista, which seems to clarify a fair bit.... BIG DAVE DISCUSSES HOW HE FELL FOR MELINA Being in the spotlight can always take it's toll on a celebrity relationship, and Batista knows better than anyone. "Back in March I fell really hard for Melina" he told WWE.com " I fell really hard" The man known as the Animal explains that since the pair began dating he has had to deal with constant speculation from fans and fellow wrestlers, "I fell for Melina" "She was dating John [Morrison] when we first met, but I'm bigger than him" he explains, "I was doing 3 other women at the time when I fell for Melina, but I wanted another one" At the time Batista was seeing some chick he thinks was called Rebecca "or some name that begins with R I think", and was also going through the lengthy process of getting married to his now ex-wife. "But I fell for Melina. I fell hard for Melina" But love soon blossomed when Melina was threatened with losing her job and her livelihood if she didn't sleep with Big Dave. "A lot of people said that I was seeing Melina behind John's back, and that's just not true. I blatantly told him I was banging his woman, and there was nothing he could do about it" Dave told WWE.com that for the next 3 months he made a habit of talking loudly about what he had been doing with Melina the night before in obscene detail whenever John Morrison was in earshot. However the two sorted out their differences like gentlemen, when Morison was demoted to Velocity drafted to ECW, amid threats of physical violence and losing his job. "I fell for Melina" Dave elaborates, "And the good thing about being me is that I can do whatever I want" Commenting on rumors about former ECW diva Arial being fired for rejecting his advances, Dave wanted to clear the air once and for all, "She's just a ****, because she wasn't interested in me. A stupid, worthless ****" he adds "I got her fired, the stupid ******, and all she had to do was **** my ***** ***** and **** in front of the whole lockerroom" It's just one of the many hardships a relationship in the spotlight can face. But while basketballs may hold grudges, Batista assures us that his don't, "I'd still **** all over her **** if she **** *****. Oh yeah." But summarizing his feelings, Big Dave simply stated, "I fell for Melina". This is greatness!
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Nov 26, 2007 4:16:58 GMT -5
I just checked, and WWE.com have put up a new interview with Batista, which seems to clarify a fair bit.... [...] Hey guys, what's the prize for "post of the week" again? We have a winner here.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 26, 2007 5:27:18 GMT -5
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