mysticalhamster
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Post by mysticalhamster on Nov 28, 2007 1:44:35 GMT -5
Yes, it is about time 'The Silverback' Mark Henry and 'The Human Mass' known as Big Daddy V teamed up. These two beasts could easily tear through the tag team division. Imagine what this team would do to Miz and Morrison.
DESTRUCTION.
I demand these two be put on RAW - NOW.
I demand these two be put on Smackdown - NOW.
I demand these two be put on ECW - NOW.
Scratch that, these two monsters of pain should go where they want, when they want. No one should be able to order this half-ton tag team of doom around. And with the heel smarts of 'The Evil Teacher' Matt Striker, no one is safe.
WWE - Please do not make this team up a one time thing. You have money here, BIG money. I would pay huge amounts to see these two men destroy small pretty boys like Cena, HBK, Kennedy, Morrison, etc.
Let me make it simple - put these men on a PPV = I buy it.
Do not include them = no sale.
Here is the name I suggest for the team, simple, to the point, but fearsome.
With Striker as Manager -Mark Henry and Big Daddy V -are- TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
Have all of the announcers sell this big time, along with a prolonged beatings of their victims to show how dangerous they are will get them over.
*marking out*
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Post by samachine on Nov 28, 2007 1:48:09 GMT -5
They were my tag champs in SvR 07.
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Post by mysterydriver on Nov 28, 2007 1:48:54 GMT -5
Boom Shaka Laka.
Mark Henry + Big Daddy V = Over 20 Years of Wrestling Experience
It was nice to see them thrown together, although I hope they explain it why they're together. Big Daddy V has a history of saying that he knows why something is happening...but he won't tell.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 28, 2007 1:51:00 GMT -5
Henry really wasn't up to much lately, so sure, why not?
I hope it's so that Matt Striker has him as a client as well.
How about calling a stable of his "Strikeforce"?
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Post by royboy8 on Nov 28, 2007 1:57:35 GMT -5
The(tm)"supersized oreo cookie" they gave Kane was freakin amazing.
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 28, 2007 2:02:58 GMT -5
Henry really wasn't up to much lately, so sure, why not? I hope it's so that Matt Striker has him as a client as well. How about calling a stable of his "Strikeforce"? Say hello to Hornswoggle's Raw Opponents |
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Post by TRUTH TELLER on Nov 28, 2007 2:17:52 GMT -5
Mark Henry + Big Daddy V = Over 20 Years of Wrestling Experience 20 years of Wrestling Experience. 0 years of wrestling talent. |
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 28, 2007 2:20:57 GMT -5
Vis has had some good matches. I really liked his stuff against the Allied Powers, Undertaker, the Quebecers, Smoking Gunns, Bobby Lashley, Cena, and others.
he moves just fine for his style, and it always gets a pop when he's taken off his feet.
Eh just in my opinion moonsaults and headlock take downs don't mean you're a talented wrestler.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 28, 2007 2:28:36 GMT -5
Vis has had some good matches. I really liked his stuff against the Allied Powers, Undertaker, the Quebecers, Smoking Gunns, Bobby Lashley, Cena, and others. he moves just fine for his style, and it always gets a pop when he's taken off his feet. Eh just in my opinion moonsaults and headlock take downs don't mean you're a talented wrestler. Very true. I'd rank V above One Man Gang, King Kong Bundy, or Kamala, similar role fillers. |
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Post by Joker on Nov 28, 2007 6:37:40 GMT -5
I'd call them Critical Mass ... they do look like a good pairing for a tag team. I'd certainly buy them as champs on either brand.
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The Cool Pup
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Post by The Cool Pup on Nov 28, 2007 6:54:50 GMT -5
I want this to happen, "Critical Mass" sounds like a great pairing for these two. Total domination of the tag division that we've never seen before.
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Post by Just Jay on Nov 28, 2007 10:49:35 GMT -5
That's about 900 lbs of pure destruction. There's so much mass in one place, that time should be called Black Hole, but then that'd probably come across as being racist, now wouldn't it?
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 28, 2007 10:51:33 GMT -5
This is a good idea, have them team up and completely dominate the tag division for about 6 months as super heels.
Whichever team finally defeats them will get hugely over.
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Post by Lionheart on Nov 28, 2007 10:52:14 GMT -5
That's about 900 lbs of pure destruction. There's so much mass in one place, that time should be called Black Hole, but then that'd probably come across as being racist, now wouldn't it? I LOLed, but then my first thought when they were both in the ring last night was, "There has never been this much black dude in one place at one time, not even at the BET awards." So maybe I'm a racist, too.  |
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 28, 2007 10:58:51 GMT -5
The Largest Love Mastadon and The Sexual Silver back as a team.
I'm all for it.
They need some old school matching ring attire.
To not have these two dominate the tag division would be asinine.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 28, 2007 11:04:01 GMT -5
...really?
There's no tag team competition in the WWE.
What's the point?
If this were the 80's or early 90's, I'd agree entirely.
It's a dude who gets winded after four minutes of activity and a guy in a unitard that jobs to little people.
Just not the time for it.
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Post by plushtar on Nov 28, 2007 12:27:08 GMT -5
For obvious reasons, I would be calling them the Black Disasters. Although, it would be a great way to put over a small babyface team.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Nov 28, 2007 12:34:53 GMT -5
Yeah now they can dominate a tag division that doesn't exist! Anywhere! WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT!  |
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 28, 2007 12:36:06 GMT -5
Yeah now they can dominate a tag division that doesn't exist! Anywhere! WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT! This post assumes Smackdown and ECW will soon merge, in which case its a very good idea. |
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Post by Joker on Nov 28, 2007 12:42:00 GMT -5
Yeah now they can dominate a tag division that doesn't exist! Anywhere! WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT! It exists ... there's ... Jesse & Festus Deuce & Domino Miz & Morrison The Major Brothers Cade & Murdoch Rhodes & Holly London & Kendrick Highlanders and I suppose Duggan and Super Crazy How many tag teams do you want? |
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