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Post by Hugh Mungus on Nov 27, 2007 18:52:11 GMT -5
The common joke on this thread is to replace "You Know Who" with "Hardcore Holly" (e.g., Hardcore Holly won the 2004 Royal Rumble and defeated Triple H at WM20).
And on the comics side, Black Canary replaced Wonder Woman in all of Wonder Woman's post-Crisis adventures.
I was wondering who would the WWE try to replace for the following wrestlers, due to the fact that they were on bad terms with them:
*Randy Savage *Kurt Angle *Brock Lesnar *Bruno Sammartino
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 27, 2007 18:55:20 GMT -5
WWE has shown Savage a number of times, so not really him.
Kurt will be Kurrgan.
Bruno is SD Jones
Lesner is Goro.
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Post by randomranter on Nov 27, 2007 19:02:32 GMT -5
How did the whole HardCore Holly thing start anyway?
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Nov 27, 2007 19:43:52 GMT -5
How did the whole HardCore Holly thing start anyway? Well, you see the story goes like this... Hardcore holly started as part of the LEGENDARY Four horseman and then got demoted to Monday Night Raw Things picked up for Hardcore when he won the world title with his good friend Eddie by his side Then suddenly John Morrision saw Jim Morrison in a mirror... thee end ;D
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 27, 2007 19:45:38 GMT -5
How did the whole HardCore Holly thing start anyway? You know, that should be in the FAQ by now, gets asked tons.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 27, 2007 19:46:36 GMT -5
How did the whole HardCore Holly thing start anyway? All the answers can be found here. officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=WWE&action=display&thread=1192700909How did the whole HardCore Holly thing start anyway? You know, that should be in the FAQ by now, gets asked tons. Agreed, and I demand to be mentioned in the answer for it for being the one to track down the original post that started it all. ...and I suppose Spike should get credit in there somewhere.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Nov 27, 2007 19:57:52 GMT -5
Randy Savage- sparky plugg *Kurt Angle-bob holley *Brock Lesnar-robert holly *Bruno Sammartino-bob hardcore holly
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Post by gabou142 on Nov 27, 2007 19:58:37 GMT -5
Voldemort and Hardcore Holly...I don't get it..
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 27, 2007 20:10:05 GMT -5
Voldemort and Hardcore Holly...I don't get it.. Some people seem to think saying Benoit's name is taboo. Benoit. Lee Harvey Oswald. John Wayne Gacy. Ted Bundy. See, I said a bunch of names without summoning ghosts.
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Post by rko on Nov 27, 2007 20:12:57 GMT -5
Voldemort and Hardcore Holly...I don't get it.. Some people seem to think saying Benoit's name is taboo. Benoit. Lee Harvey Oswald. John Wayne Gacy. Ted Bundy. See, I said a bunch of names without summoning ghosts. i'll add biggie smalls to that list.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Nov 27, 2007 20:28:06 GMT -5
And for women: *Wendi Richter *Madusa (Alundra Blayze) *Debra Going off-topic, I dare someone to Photoshop Triple H's face onto this pic:
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Post by GaTechGrad on Nov 27, 2007 20:36:42 GMT -5
I don't know about those, but I always thought that Shelton Benjamin would be the next "King Booker."
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 27, 2007 20:38:16 GMT -5
Some people seem to think saying Benoit's name is taboo. Benoit. Lee Harvey Oswald. John Wayne Gacy. Ted Bundy. See, I said a bunch of names without summoning ghosts. i'll add biggie smalls to that list. Only in front of a mirror.
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Post by Kyle on Nov 27, 2007 20:47:31 GMT -5
Just replace everyone with John Cena. Who cares if he may or may not have even been alive during said time in question, it'll all add to the mystic of the man.
~Kyle
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 28, 2007 3:09:26 GMT -5
I am a posting... GAWD.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 28, 2007 3:17:50 GMT -5
You're A Posting FRAUD!!!!!!!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 28, 2007 3:25:34 GMT -5
...who are you?
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Nov 28, 2007 3:46:50 GMT -5
"Our sources say that Bob Holly was a quiet man outside of the ring. He had a tremendous match with Kurt Angle back in 2003 at the Royal Bumble, and lost the world Heavyweight title to 'Cowboy' Randy Orton at 2004's Summerslamber wrestling pay-per-view as we understand."
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Post by The Heff on Nov 28, 2007 5:10:20 GMT -5
Some people seem to think saying Benoit's name is taboo. Benoit. Lee Harvey Oswald. John Wayne Gacy. Ted Bundy. See, I said a bunch of names without summoning ghosts. i'll add biggie smalls to that list. Biggie Smalls only counts when you say his name 3 times into a mirror, a la Bloody Mary.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Dec 1, 2007 1:54:32 GMT -5
Here's some of the retcons that I can come up with:
*Lesnar = Snitsky (the "It wasn't my fault!" persona) *Angle = Charlie Haas *Booker T = Shelton Benjamin (but only if Booker T takes shots at the WWE) *Sable = Kelly Kelly
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