World Heavyweight Championship: Undertaker vs. Bobby Lashley
-Lashley turns heel and returns to SD, challenging Taker. Lashley spears and pins Taker, but ref is knocked out. Taker recovers, hits tombstone on Lashley and wins as new ref appears.
WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho: Anything Goes
-Orton hits the punt of doom on Jericho, but it initially doesn't knock him out. Only later when going for the Codebreaker does Y2J collapse, allowing Orton to crawl over and pin him.
ECW Championship: CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin
-Punk wins a good match.
Women's Championship: Beth Phoenix vs. Mickie James
-Beth loses via DQ after choking Mickie with the michrophone wire, triggering a violent shift in James, and psychotic hint of her old ways.
Royal Rumble
Raw:
HHH
Shawn Michaels
Santino Marella
Jeff Hardy
Umaga
Kennedy
Charlie Haas
Snitsky
DH Smith
SD:
Dave Batista
Dave Finlay
Edge
Rey Mysterio
Great Khali
MVP
Mark Henry
Kane
Jamie Noble
ECW:
John Morrison
The Miz
Elijah Burke
Tommy Dreamer
Balls Mahoney
BDV
Kevin Thorn
Stevie Richards
Matt Striker
Misc:
Hornswoggle (Comes out and distracts Khali, allowing Finlay to eliminate him)
Brooklyn Brawler (Scared off by the Boogeyman before he even makes it to the ring)
Ric Flair
Notes:
-Jeff Hardy is No.1.
-MVP is No.2
-Matt Hardy's music plays at one point, scaring Porter leading to him being tossed.
-Several alliances in the match; Miz and Morrison, DX, Batista and Flair.
-BDV and Mark Henry get into a brawl, leading both to eliminate each other.
-Khali and Kane beat down everybody, knock themselves out, right when Santino enters, leading him to do a premature celebration before being Superkicked by HBK.
-Flair sneakily tosses Batista right after the two high-fived.
-Edge constantly goes under the bottom rope to the floor to avoid having to wrestle, but someone usually goes after him.
Eliminations: (Not in order)
1. MVP by Jeff Hardy
2. Khali by Finlay
3. Brawler (never makes it to the ring)
4. Hornswoggle by MVP
5. BDV by Henry
6. Henry by BDV
7. Elijah Burke by Flair
8. Knoble by Rey (cockily tosses Mysterio and turns around, not noticing he comes back and tosses him over the top)
9. Santino superkicked out by HBK
10. Jeff Hardy by Kennedy (pushed over top rope after WITW attempt)
11. Kennedy by Flair
12. Finlay by Edge (Edge steals Finlay's shillelagh and hits him with it before tossing him)
13. Snitsky by HHH
14. Batista by Flair who doublecrosses him
(Monster Elimination: Lower carders tossed by Hosses)
15. Balls Mahoney by Umaga
16. Kevin Thorn by Mark Henry
17. Stevie Richards by BDV
18. Matt Striker by Kane
19. DH Smith by Umaga
20. Tommy Dreamer by Snitsky
21. Charlie Haas by Batista
Team Eliminations:
22. Kane by John Morrison/Miz
23. Umaga by DX
Final seven men come down to HHH and HBK (Raw) in one corner, Rey and Edge (SD) in another, Miz and Morrison (ECW) in the third, and Flair on his own in the last corner. Edge pairs off with HBK, HHH with Morrison, Rey with Miz, and Flair attempting to sit out.
Miz hits the Mizard of Oz on Rey,, but is then Pedigreed by HHH, who is hit by an enziguri via Morrison. HBK nails sweet chin music on him, but Edge then spears Michaels. Edge goes after Flair, but the Nature Boy low blows. He lets out a big "whooooo" before Batista appears, gives him a spinebuster and tosses him through the ropes and starts beating him down, effectively but not officially eliminating him.
Back in the ring Miz recovers enough to run after Rey, who then holds the ropes down and tosses him out. He doesn't notice Edge readying another spear, which connects, followed by a toss over the top.
Final Four: Morrison, Edge, HHH, and HBK.
Essentially a tag match at this point as Edge and Morrson team up against Triple H and Michaels. HBK and Edge pair up again, as HHH fights Morrison. The Shaman of Sexy goes for yet another kick to HHH, but the latter moves leading to him being crotched on the top rope, and clothesline elimination by the Game.
Triple H seeing the fighting between Michaels and Edge, attemtps to clothesline out the latter, but he ducks, and HBK his knocked out instead, making it come down to him and Edge.
As for who wins... I don't know.