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Post by respectmeordye3 on Dec 10, 2007 13:31:57 GMT -5
Howabout "Ring Alone"?
A young talented wrestler is making good dough at a low-grade wrestling company. One night he's left alone in the auditorium by accident and ends up battlin' two criminals--Vince and Ted--as they try to kidnap him and bring him to their company......
Can anyone do any worse?
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Post by shiranui on Dec 10, 2007 13:37:25 GMT -5
Secret Agent Super Dragon, starring... Super Dragon.
Super Dragon sets out to save Jade Chung from the clutches of evil (Joey Ryan) and saves the world from a giant nuclear assault codenamed "The Mustache Ride Project" that the villains are setting up somewhere in their secret North Korean base.
Watch evil henchmen get curb stomps and psycho drivers while that one guy from Bad Ass Mother 3000 Night 1 chants "SUPER DRAGON" throughout the action scenes (until Super Dragon gets pissed with him)!
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How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 10, 2007 13:38:36 GMT -5
Jake the Snake on a Plane.
It writes itself.
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Post by shiranui on Dec 10, 2007 13:40:26 GMT -5
Jake the Snake on a Plane. It writes itself. Jake Roberts arrives at the airport and tries to get in the plane, but is too drunk and is denied access because of this. The End.
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 10, 2007 13:40:30 GMT -5
Jake the Snake on a Plane. It writes itself. Especially if it was the "Flight From Hell".
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Post by cpbuff22 on Dec 10, 2007 14:12:40 GMT -5
How about Blade but replace Wesley Snipes with Blade Braxton.
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Dec 10, 2007 15:20:33 GMT -5
"Xanta Claus Conquers The Martians" ?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2007 15:24:29 GMT -5
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khali.
Now how they'd cast that one, I have no idea.
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Post by shiranui on Dec 10, 2007 15:30:51 GMT -5
"Xanta Claus Conquers The Martians" ? I'd watch it. I take it Michael Cole is cast as Dropo?
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Post by Lancers on Dec 10, 2007 15:35:21 GMT -5
"Sabu and Rob Go To White Castle"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2007 15:39:18 GMT -5
"Sabu and Rob Go To White Castle" I'd rather they be in "Up in Smoke."
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Post by shiranui on Dec 10, 2007 15:40:05 GMT -5
Fear and Loathing in ECW, starring RVD and Sabu?
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Dec 10, 2007 15:42:57 GMT -5
Jake the Snake on a Plane. It writes itself. I have had it with this motherf***ing Jake on this motherf***ing plane!"
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 10, 2007 15:48:25 GMT -5
How about Blade but replace Wesley Snipes with Blade Braxton.
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Post by shiranui on Dec 10, 2007 15:50:23 GMT -5
How about Blade but replace Wesley Snipes with Blade Braxton. Nice one. Now if I only managed to find a decent-sized picture of the Secret Agent Super Dragon poster, I'd probably be able to create something epic. Edit: Found it... let's see what I can do with it.
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Dec 10, 2007 18:07:47 GMT -5
"Xanta Claus Conquers The Martians" ? I'd watch it. I take it Michael Cole is cast as Dropo? Nope. Dropo was meant to be short and lovable---Tazz is short and could be lovable with a lot of effort.---but Micheal Cole will never be either........
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Post by shiranui on Dec 10, 2007 18:37:04 GMT -5
I was thinking more of the annoyance factor.
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Post by Jiren on Dec 10, 2007 18:52:18 GMT -5
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Post by Biggtone23 on Dec 10, 2007 22:29:48 GMT -5
The Wellness Club (based on the breakfast club)
Starring Vince as the principal (I've got you for the rest of your natural life HHH) Chris Masters as the Jock (elmilo estevez) "I only do it to fit in" Edge as the Princess (Molly ringwald) "You dont understand how hard it is to be popular, like everyone looks up to me" Hurricane as the dork (anthony micheal hall) "I'm the physics club, the math club, the D.C. comics club" Umaga as the freak (ally sheedy) "umaga samoa umaga samoa" Rand Orton as the troublemaker (judd nelson) "This year for christmas i got a used cowboy hat, oh yeah it was a banner year in the orton household"
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 10, 2007 22:58:03 GMT -5
I love these threads, I did a whole list ages ago (like over a year back)
10. Handy Porton And The Gym Bag Of Poop- Young blue chipper Handy (Randall Orton) tried to have a normal year at Vincewarts School of Dropkickcraft and Chinlockery yet is lured to a dark and mysterious locker room inhabited by a Divas Gym Bag...
9. The Man Who Booked God- Steve McMahon (Vince McMahon) is a man who's life couldnt get any worse... so he set out to get revenge on the one man who is to blame. But will what will God's disciple HBJ have to say?
8. Finding Emo- The trials and triumphs of Matt Hardy, the man who had it all, lost it all then bitched about it for months to come.
7. Look Who's Stalking- Mickie James voices a baby who learns to stalk at a very young age. She stalks many people who she looks up to and is on a quest to find the right idol. For a twist only viewers at home OR the other children in the movie notice the stalking.
6. I Remember Eddie- Charo Gimaro (Chavo Guerrero) was very young when his best friend/uncle Eddie Gimaro died. He would go to any lengths to do what he felt would make his fallen uncle happy in order to keep his memory alive. Charo goes through a major twist of fate when all his promises to Eddie cannot be fulfilled.
5. Mr. Monday Night Lights- Cob Ran Lamb (RVD) and his team try and make it big on the football feild, at all costs.
4. Some Kind Of Lion- Chris Jericho and his rock band Fozzy document the production of their newest album St. Moderately Ticked Off. This includes recording sessions, autograph signings and an interview with former band member Dave Batistaine.
3. The Immortal Hulk- Terry Banner (Hulk Hogan) is a run of the mill scientist who after a freak steroid related accident gains superpowers aswell as 24 Inch pythons, he has the power to Hulk up and terrify the biggest and meanest of villains with a simple point of the finger followed by a deep "YOU!", He has super strength and a devastating ability to sit on someones head and knock them out. But nothing compares to his ability to let Mean Jean know something, say brother and tell kids to say their prayer and eat their vitamins... now Whatcha Gonna Do when the Incredible Hulkamania runs wild on you!
2. Johnny C Inda House- Johnny C is gangster from the tough town of West Newbury. He learns that the government plan on tearing down a run down rec centre and he recruits gangsters all over Mass and he forms a group called the Chain Gang. The Chain Gang then go on a quest to save the rec centre using the power of thugganomics which only features 6 moves aswell as becoming the most boring champ in years.
1. The King Of Kings And I- Mrs. Steph McMahonowens (Stephanie McMahon), a widow from Georgia, arrives in Conneticut with her young son to teach McMahonism to the wrestlers of the WWT. She threatens to leave when the promotion she was promised in the contract is not available, but is dissuaded from doing so when the King Of Kings (Hunter H. Hemsley) presents to her his sledgegammer. The King Of Kings eventually honors his promise of a suitable promotion. He also very much wishes to absorb western knowledge, but is sometimes conflicted over how to reconcile western ways with his own. Meanwhile, a new jobber for the King Of Kings named Tuptim befriends "Mrs. Steph" and borrows her copy of To Be The Man. She transforms it into the ballet Wooo's Gonna Save Us, which is presented amidst the welcoming of emissaries from North Carolina, making it clear she is unhappy being a slave to the King Of Kings. After the performance, when she tries to escape with her lover, she is apprehended. Steph prevents the King Of Kings from beating her, causing him to run away in shame and hide away for weeks. Steph, thinking that she can no longer be of any use, is just about to leave Conn. when she is told that the King Of Kings torn his quads. She decides to stay in order to help his young son, Crown Prince Paul Levesque Jr. -- her favorite pupil -- to rule his people.
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