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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 5, 2024 23:41:16 GMT -5
I'd like to imagine an extremely petty alternate dimension where he leaves for WWE, drops the gimmick, and comes in as CM Punk's best friend Daniel Colton (or Daniel Hausman if they want to be more subtle) who is constantly mooching off of Punk and begging for money.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 5, 2024 23:00:16 GMT -5
Will Cody eat any Pizza Hut at the Press Conference?
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 5, 2024 22:59:34 GMT -5
Cole: MIST!
Bobby Heenan: No, he hit it. He didn't miss!
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 5, 2024 20:17:51 GMT -5
Triple H: Enough of this bullshit. It's now going to be Seth Rollins vs Roman Reigns, Winner Takes All, and Cody Rhodes vs The Rock for the WWE Western Heritage Championship.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 5, 2024 20:16:02 GMT -5
George R.R. Martin: He really needs to finish this story already.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 5, 2024 20:13:53 GMT -5
Seth: YES OR NO. ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT GONNA FIGHT ME AT WRESTLEMANIA PHILLY FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, YES OR NO?
Cody: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:32:09 GMT -5
Melo was the one in the Devil Mask the whole time?
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:31:24 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan: What you didn't see is that there was a huge spider about to bite Trick on the back of his knee.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:30:35 GMT -5
Trick is gonna be given a rematch but Melo is gonna shout "NO!" and then say that he already accepted a contract with the Moondogs.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:29:01 GMT -5
The copyright notice is gonna come up and then Ciampa is gonna attack Melo from behind which causes him to attack Trick in the process.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:26:47 GMT -5
The crowd knows that if they reach a count of 15 before another referee can come in that it counts as a win.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:26:12 GMT -5
Ilya looks like he dipped his face into a pot of tomato sauce Tony D'Angelo: GRAVY!
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 22:23:51 GMT -5
Imagine if the ref was like "damn, Melo finally turned on Trick, ring the bell!"
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2024 20:55:33 GMT -5
Where's Andre Chase to explain that streets are owned by state and local governments?
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2024 21:26:22 GMT -5
Vertvixen looks like a bootleg Kris Statlander in Mia Yim's hand-me-downs
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2024 21:25:51 GMT -5
"Introducing first, straight outta Compton's kitchen, Mama Velvet!"
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2024 21:21:01 GMT -5
Tony Khan: If only I could get Athena on one of these shows somehow...but my hands are tied.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2024 21:13:30 GMT -5
The squeaking in the ring is why WCW was often sponsored by WD-40.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2024 21:11:44 GMT -5
Double Underhook and immediately let go of the arms. K?
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 3, 2024 21:06:34 GMT -5
at least Deeb seems to have more personality this time around
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