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Post by The Sam on Mar 27, 2016 5:34:29 GMT -5
Hol.Lee.f*** I agree. Lawlers recovery from that car crash was so fast you could consider it a miracle.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 27, 2016 1:01:01 GMT -5
It will contain Hornswoggle. And the commentators will fake laugh as hard as they can as the crowd boos for all eternity.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 26, 2016 20:27:22 GMT -5
Suleiman the Magnificent - The Lawgiver
"Suleiman had made so many decisions out of earnest love, but now he could only look back with regret...
Suleiman returned from his campaigns to find that two of his sons had died of illness that year, but also that his favorite concubine had borne him a new son. Her name was Roxelana, and although she was only a Polish slave, he loved her deeply and soon elevated her to become his legal wife, the Hürrem Sultan. He also promoted his best friend, Ibrahim, up the ranks until he finally appointed him grand vizier. With these two ruling at his side, he felt ready to take on the world. But Ahmed Pasha, his second vizier, was jealous of Ibrahim. He'd expected to get the position of grand vizier for himself, and when he didn't, he asked for a governorship of Egypt instead - which he then used to mount a rebellion against Suleiman. His rebellion triggered a wave of uprisings through the empire. Suleiman sent Ibrahim to quell them all, which he did, and then reorganized the provinces to break up the power blocs that had acted against his sultan. At the same time, Suleiman had begun working on a great work of law, reforming the hodgepodge legal heritage of the Ottmans into a unified code that would guide the empire for the rest of its days. While it was still in progress, he saw an opportunity to reach for Hungary again and he took it. His troops marched through a torrential downpour of rain until they encountered the Hungarian troops on the Field of Mohács. Impetuous nobles had pushed the young King Louis II to take the field and go on the offensive, despite being outnumbered and outgunned by the vast Ottoman force. Their brave but foolhardy charge failed, and the Ottomans surrounded and destroyed them. Although Suleiman wept over the corpse of the young king, calling his death a tragedy, he did not shy from claiming his victory and declaring Hungary his own."
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Post by The Sam on Mar 24, 2016 19:32:27 GMT -5
Did you ask him how he feels about his son facing the Undertaker in a couple of weeks?
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Post by The Sam on Mar 22, 2016 22:58:44 GMT -5
"Week of Woolie" beginning strong
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Post by The Sam on Mar 22, 2016 2:26:45 GMT -5
Annie > Britta "Divine Decadence" Gilli Jacobs > Alison Brie fixed #PleaseCallMeGarry Geez I wonder who I voted for?
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Post by The Sam on Mar 22, 2016 2:01:58 GMT -5
Tank Abbot shaves Deans beard.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 21, 2016 20:16:26 GMT -5
1) Ed Boulder 2) Eddie Golden 3) Dizzy Golden 4) Eddie Hogan 5) Dizzy Hogan 6) Brute Force 7) Baron Beefcake 8) Brutus Beefcake 9) Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake 10) "Fur Face" 11) Brother Bruti 12) The Butcher 13) The Man With No Name 14) The Man With No Face 15) Zodiac 16) The Bootyman 17) Big Brother Booty 18) The Disciple 19) Ed Leslie 20) Eric Embry
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Post by The Sam on Mar 21, 2016 18:16:35 GMT -5
The Battle of Kursk- III: Day One
"The Germans planned their assault for July 5, 1943 but a defector warned the Soviets and denied them the element of surprise. Even without the warning, General Zhukov had found plenty of time to fortify Kursk with layer upon layer of pillboxes, minefields, and more. He planned to bloody the Germans with this staunch defense and weaken them for later. The new German tanks, such as the Tiger, arrived only to find themselves outnumbered by numerous Soviet T-34s and ill-supported by maintenance crews who were stretched too thin by the number and variety of new tanks being deployed. General Manstein ordered his strongest tank unit to push through, targeting the small town of Oboyan, but although he made the most progress along the line of the assault, even he had not expected resistance on this scale. By the next day, the Germans had barely reached the second line of Soviet defenses, and while they hadn't been forced to retreat anywhere, they were distinctly behind schedule. Hitler needed them to win. It wouldn't win the war, but he hoped that it would force the Soviets to withdraw, leaving him free to concentrate on the Western front and the threats from the United Kingdom and the United States."
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Post by The Sam on Mar 21, 2016 4:25:52 GMT -5
Aiden English/Curtis Axel would be a main event anywhere in the country Jesse.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 21, 2016 1:01:08 GMT -5
God you are such a f**king tool Michael Cole As the OP, i panicked until I read those last 2 words.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 20, 2016 21:56:12 GMT -5
FIRST
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Post by The Sam on Mar 20, 2016 19:28:44 GMT -5
Are you ready to enter hell?
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Post by The Sam on Mar 20, 2016 19:15:44 GMT -5
As a matter of fact, cockroaches apparently will eat them, and are considerably more sanitary than most would assume, their bodies being practically teflon to most microbial life, and they groom themselves. Maybe people could stand to be a little more tolerant of roaches. That said, I have thankfully not had an infestation of either. "Okay, so then what do we get to get rid of the roaches?" "We'll let loose some mice, they'll eat them." "Okay, and then what do we get to eat the mice?" "Cats are too cliche, let's go with snakes." "O...okay, and then what do we get to take out the snakes?" "I dunno man, a mongoose or something." "And your plan to extract said mongoose from your premises?" "Gorilla, man. It's all about the gorilla." Don't worry, by the time winter rolls around, the Gorilla's will probably freeze to death.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 20, 2016 18:45:15 GMT -5
"Celebrate the last year in OSW with our FAN-VOTED awards show! Hotdog and Grandstand through 10 different categories! Who is the Roidiest Magoo? Who will be inducted into the OSW Hall of Fame?
Massive thanks to our magnabrah WILLIAM CREEDEN who edited the video for us! Three times in fact!"
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Post by The Sam on Mar 20, 2016 0:17:50 GMT -5
Kablam and The Adventures of Pete & Pete
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Post by The Sam on Mar 19, 2016 23:58:20 GMT -5
Legend of Malo: Twilight Groose HD begins
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Post by The Sam on Mar 19, 2016 23:19:15 GMT -5
Suleiman the Magnificent II - The Fate of Princes
"Suleiman wanted to erase the failures of his predecessor, and extend the Ottoman Empire into Europe...
The boy king of Hungary had given Suleiman the perfect pretext for war by killing his envoy, and he'd done it at a time when Hungary was especially isolated from the rest of the continent. The Holy Roman Empire and Papal States were being torn apart by the declarations of Martin Luther Spain and France were busy fighting each other. Suleiman even ensured that Venice would stay out of the dispute by offering them a lucrative trade treaty with his empire. Though he felt certain of victory, he still studied every route and painstakingly worked out the logistics of moving his army. He would not risk failure through carelessness. Yet the siege from his cannons could not bring down the walls of Belgrade, so he turned to treachery: eventually, the Orthodox Serbian contingent in the city gave him access in order to escape the oppression of the Catholic Hungarians. Suleiman massacred the Hungarians, but honored his agreement with the Serbs and let them leave. Then he turned to Rhodes. He offered them a chance to surrender in advance, but they refused. The Knights of Rhodes were after all a sacred order, equal in discipline to his janissary forces. They fought hard, repulsing several attempts by the Turks to invade through collapsed walls and repeatedly refusing Suleiman's offers to let them surrender. But at last they wore down and agreed to terms of truce. Suleiman allowed them to leave along with any Christian subjects who wished to go with them. It had taken him two years to complete his wars, but he had succeeded."
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Post by The Sam on Mar 18, 2016 1:28:21 GMT -5
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Post by The Sam on Mar 17, 2016 22:45:16 GMT -5
I was having a pretty crummy day until I saw this and had a good belly laugh.
I cannot wait for the cringe.
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