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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 14, 2012 17:18:27 GMT -5
He's back in black! He hit the sack! He's been gone to long he's glad to be back!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 14, 2012 17:31:50 GMT -5
I don't recall getting one, Veev. I may have deleted it by accident whole cheating my inbox though. Maybe just post it in the promo thread. That said, if we have that match between Antihero and Aaron Enigma, maybe Viva could make a special guest commentary appearance for the match.
So how about this for a Niteraw card?
Television Championship Marshall Wesley Coventry versus Loading Rules
Chamber of Horrors Qualifying Match Bull Ant versus James Troy
Non-Title Match Antihero versus Aaron Enigma
Furthermore, if all goes well, we ought to have four debut squashes from Flaming Carrot, Jason Voorhees, MiscreAnt, and Moonie. Gadzooks.
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Oct 14, 2012 17:37:10 GMT -5
I cant find my match with Ghost
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 14, 2012 17:39:28 GMT -5
I cant find my match with Ghost They couldn't find a writer.
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Post by miscreant on Oct 14, 2012 18:23:20 GMT -5
Sorry BRB, im doing another promo. When I saw so many people debuting, thought it would be better
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 14, 2012 18:32:19 GMT -5
Yeah. I just post the Monty Python intermission when I can't get a writer. Delays are the longest standing plague of this e-fed. I just don't put up with the lack of writers any more - the show must go on. That said, if there are no objections by 9 PM EST, the card will be sent.
That said, are there any matches that the participants do not want to be determined by vote because they have an agreement already?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 14, 2012 20:15:49 GMT -5
You're right BRB. I wrote that son of a bitch, and then I didn't click send I guess. It's gone forever.
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Post by The Flaming Carrot on Oct 14, 2012 21:42:39 GMT -5
Malevolence will be debuting against Steve Rollins in what is sure to be a tightly contested match.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 14, 2012 22:08:05 GMT -5
Sorry BRB, im doing another promo. When I saw so many people debuting, thought it would be better It's cool. As for you, Viva, check your outbox. If you don't regularly clear it out (who does?) it's undoubtedly still there. I can either put it into the next show or you could just post it in the promo thread. Well, looks like it's high time to send the card out. Here goes!
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 14, 2012 22:13:33 GMT -5
Posted an updated Dupoe's profile to reflect gimmick changes and new theme
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 15, 2012 14:05:18 GMT -5
So who wants to write what? The TV Title match will be due first on Tuesday, the CoH qualifier on Wednesday, and the Non-Title match on Thursday.
Chop-chop people. Let's get to it.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 15, 2012 14:24:51 GMT -5
I'll write Antihero vs. Aaron Enigma. PM me if you have any ideas for the match, Antihero.
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Oct 15, 2012 18:32:02 GMT -5
I'm REALLY sorry about not being able to finish the 6 man tag guys. I'll take Bull/Troy and I promise to finish it.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 16, 2012 2:30:12 GMT -5
Results have been sent out. I really like some of these costume and original match stips. Should be a fun supercard as always.
I will take Coventry/Rules to hopefully post the first part of Niteraw tomorrow. Knailsic, turn in Bull/Troy tomorrow as well. Aaron, please turn in Antihero/Enigma on Wednesday.
As for the rest of you, get those promos and squashes in to me. I do not add new members to the roster until I get a squash match, which also means I don't book them until then.
And Gus, could you send me a promo thread report for 10/07-10/13?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 16, 2012 6:20:42 GMT -5
Thankfully my home pc lives again! Got my replacement power supply installed last night and she seems to be running a-ok so I shall do what I can to promo more in the promo thread.
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Post by The Flaming Carrot on Oct 16, 2012 14:47:59 GMT -5
Just sent in Malevolence's in-ring debut, looking forward to the full show now.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 16, 2012 15:01:33 GMT -5
Going to have something in Thursday. Something HUGE.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 16, 2012 16:12:04 GMT -5
Going to have something in Thursday. Something HUGE. GUS! There are children in the audience!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 16, 2012 19:16:35 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] [GLOW=RED]TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/GLOW] MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY VERSUS LOADING RULESTH: It's time to get the night started, Jesse. Up first we have a Gookermania rematch two weeks in the making.JK: You got that right, TH. It's the King of the Internet, the reigning Television Champion Loading Rules taking on Marshall Wesley Coventry once again.TH: These two men wrestled to a draw in an impressive opening match. But this time I believe we will see a winner, so let's get to it.JK: Muffer, take it away!MM: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match tonight is for the FAWA Television Championship!*WHITE WASHED - AUGUST BURNS RED* MM: Introducing first: the challenger.
From Ward Six of the Northwoods State Mental Hospital;
Accompanied by Nurse Mary Harper and weighing 229lbs:
Marshall... Wesley... Coventry!TH: Marshall Wesley Coventry made an impressive showing at Gookermania V two weeks ago.JK: But not impressive enough to hold the belt.TH: Maybe not, but here he is tonight to wrestle again for what could have been his.JK: I'll believe it when I see it.MM: And his opponent...NOW LOADING...
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*LE INTERNET MELODY - THE GAG QUARTET* MM: Making his way to the ring from Temptation Island, weighing 246lbs;
He is your Television Champion:
Loading... Rules!TH: He's reigned for seven weeks, rivaling that of Michael Hayden, but on the other hand, he's only defended it for five of those weeks.JK: This will be his sixth defense. He's coming for you, Michaels!TH: I wouldn't count my chickens before they hatch, King.JK: I would for this occasion. Coventry has tried and failed over and over again to capture the TV Title and tonight will be no different.TH: Referee John Creed wants the TV Champ to put his phone away as usual.JK: I'd say if he can update his Facebook and Twitter accounts in the middle of the match and retain his TV Title, then he's earned it.TH: Coventry's not waiting!*Coventry runs at Loading, who ducks but Coventry catches him with a Float Over Back Breaker.* TH: Lunatrixium!JK: No way!*DING! DING! DING!* TH: This could be it right here! One! Two! Th-No!JK: Maybe he should put that phone away.TH: Loading Rule is on the serious defensive now!*Coventry double underhooks Loading as he stands up, then lifts him up into a gutbuster.* TH: Coventry with the Disturbicon! And he goes for the pin again!*Creed counts one, two, and Loading kicks out.* JK: Coventry isn't playing tonight. The hell?TH: He has his brother to think about, yet a chance at a title.JK: Gus Richlen should fight his own battles.TH: Coventry is clearly frontloading his assault on the TV Champion tonight, and Loading takes to the outside.JK: Good idea. He's looking worse for wear. He clearly wasn't ready for this. Just get counted out and try another week.TH: Coventry to the outside. He has no intention of "trying again."*Coventry grabs Loading from behind and forces him to turn around, but Loading uses that to spin around Coventy and catch him with a full nelson.* TH: Loading Rules with his signature Omegle.JK: A classic full nelson, but his hits with more impact. Loading is taking back control of this match now.TH: He wasn't ready for that blitzkrieg-like assault by his opponent, but it looks like he's taking control of the match back.*Loading forces Coventry forward into-* JK: Coventry; meet ringpost!*Loading tosses Coventry aside to return to the ring...* TH: Coventry's bell looks rung and he has mere seconds to return to the ring.JK: It's like a quick, dynamic, almost judo-like game of chess.TH: And Loading is updating his account.JK: Face it Coventry, you're not in Loading's league.*Coventry slides into the ring at the last moment and he charges for Loading-* TH: Coventry with a swinging neckbreaker! He takes to the top rope!JK: Once again, it doesn't pay to go high risk! They never listen...TH: The champ is prone, and here comes Coventry!*Coventry leaps off the top rope for a double foot stomp, but Loading rolls out of the way.* TH: Coventry is still on his feet!JK: Not anymore! Loading Rules with a classic takedown!TH: And he heads for the ropes himself!*Loading waits for Coventry to stand up before leaping-* TH: Loading going for M.E.M.E.!
Coventry sidesteps it!JK: I thought he had that one!TH: No high risk, right, King?JK: He's still on his feet though.*Coventry hooks his arm over Loading's head, lifts him up off his feet, and DDTs him.* TH: Psychologica! Coventry with the Psychologica!JK: Such aggression!TH: He goes for the pin! One!
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Three!*Loading kicks out a second too late.* *DING! DING! DING!* *WHITE WASHED - AUGUST BURNS RED* MM: Here is your winner by pinfall and your NEW FAWA Television Champion:
Marshall.
Wesley.
Coventry!TH: A high octane match in a small time span. Coventry brought it all at the champ tonight.JK: Nothing sporting about it though.TH: Coventry had a risky battle plan, but it paid off.*Loading scowls, grabs his phone, and leaves the ring.* JK: Well, his Facebook update should be interesting.TH: Marshall Wesley Coventry; the new Television Champion. Niteraw has been kicked off, ladies and gentlemen.JK: Yeah, but we'll see how long he holds onto it when he has to face the Finnom Paavali Ensio next week.TH: For now, Coventry has victory. He has finally attained the title he has fought so many times for. He almost did it at Gookermania, and good golly Miss Molly he did it tonight.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 16, 2012 19:16:56 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Next up we have the debut of the self-proclaimed "King of Freaks" Malevolence. Any thoughts on this man Jesse?JK: This guy gives me the willies. I hate clowns, Gorilla.TH: He's certainly an intimidating presence but one man who I tell you wont be intimidated is Malevolence's opponent for this evening, Steve Rollins.MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, from Parts Unknown, Minnesota. Weighing in at 235 pounds...STEVE ROLLINS!*Rollins lifts his arm to a lukewarm response* JK: Are you kidding me? Rollins is shaking in his wrestling boots! I can see it from here!TH: No you can not!The Eels - That's Not Really Funny MM: And his opponent, making his FAWA debut…From The Funhouse. Weighing in at 295 pounds…"The King of Freaks" MALEVOLENCE!*Malevolence appears on the ramp riding a small tricycle, smiling and waving his cane in the air. He parks the tricycle on the ramp and tosses his cane into the air, catching it with one hand and bowing it to a fair reaction. He first goes along with this, smiling to the children in the front row, before lunging toward them and making them cry. He removes his jacket and places his cane in the corner of the ring as he slides in under the bottom rope.* TH: Certainly a…unique entrance by Malevolence here and…I believe he's got something to say…*Malevolence gets given a mic from ringside.* I feel bad for you, buddy. I really really do. You have no earthly idea what I'm capable of and, because of that, you're blissfully unaware of the fate that awaits you. I'll sum it up for you…it's not looking too good, heehee.*Malevolence pauses as the crowd starts booing him.* However, I am a charitable soul, so I will offer you this one chance to walk away, heehee. Just skip right up that ramp, all the way backstage, and as long as you stay off my radar…we'll get along just fiiiine, heeheehee…*Malevolence sits on the middle rope, holding it open for Rollins. Despite his encouragement, Rollins refuses to leave. Malevolence's face goes from a grin to a menacing scowl.* Fine, if that's the way you want it…TH: Ominous words there but Rollins isn't backing down.JK: He's an idiot! If I was him I'd be halfway to Mexico by now! I don't think you want to make this clown upset.*Malevolence puts down the microphone and the two men begin sizing each other up. The second the bell rings, Rollins walks straight into a blatant low blow from Malevolence, drawing the immediate disqualification. Rollins crumbles to the mat in pain as Malevolence once again breaks out into a sick smile.* TH: And what a blatant low blow by Malevolence. What a dirty, low-down, underhanded tactic and it's going to cost him his debut match.JK: I'm not so sure he cares, Gorilla.MM: Here is your winner, as a result of a disqualification, STEVE ROLLINS!*Malevolence grabs Rollins by the hair and tosses him through the middle rope to the outside. The ref tries to stop the attack from continuing but gets shoved down to the ground.* Stop spoiling my fun! Haha!TH: Now he's shoving down our officials! Someone's got to stop this! Enough is enough!JK: I think this King of Freaks might disagree with you there, Hoss. I think he's having fun destroying Steve Rollins…and who can blame him? I've always hated that guy. TH: There's a time and a place for jokes, Jesse.JK: Who's joking?*Malevolence rolls to the outside, keeping some distance away from Rollins, who's struggling to pull himself to his feet. Malevolence motions for him to get up.* JK: What's he got on his mind here?*As Rollins stands and turns, Malevolence takes off sprinting toward him and turns hits him with a vicious flying clothesline.* TH: Good God almighty! What a brutal clothesline! That damn near turned Rollins inside-out. I've never-Haha, wow! Did you see that!? I call that The Last Laugh! Haha!TH: Oh I hope you're proud of yourself! Leave him alone, you've proved your point!JK: Shhh, Gorilla! Don't give him a reason to pay attention to us. I don't want to get hit by that move!*Malevolence stares down at Rollins, big grin plastered over his face, contemplating his next move. He looks at the steel steps for a moment before bursting out laughing at his own genius.* TH: I did not like that look…what on earth has this psychopath got in mind for Steve Rollins!?*Malevolence removes the top half of the steel steps and drags the almost unconscious Rollins over the bottom half, slamming his head down for good measure.* JK: Did you hear the echo, Hoss?TH: Sickening. Rollins is already dead weight.*Malevolence stands up on the steps, grinding Rollins' face into the steps with his boot.* TH: No…no! Don't! He can't do this! No!*Malevolence pauses and looks around at the fans before lifting his foot and stomping down hard, driving Rollins' head into the steps. The impact echos throughout the Parts Unknown arena.* JK: Well, I guess it's an early retirement for Rollins!TH: I can't believe what I've just seen! We need to get some EMTs out here quick!*Malevolence begins laughing again and running around the commentators desk and ringside, screaming at Michael Muffer, Tim Hoss, Jesse King and everyone else in the general vicinity.* Heeheehee, he really looks like a winner now doesn't he? Haha!
Heehee, look on the bright side, he's on a winning streak now. I wonder if he can keep up this momentum…
I wonder if he'll even walk again! HAHAHAHA!TH: And I hope you're really proud of yourself, you crazy SOB! You may have ended another man's career here tonight!JK: Quiet! He may hear you…TH: I'm sorry for getting so emotional folks but that deranged lunatic shouldn't be allowed to compete for this company! This is a depressing scene here with medics and officials checking on Rollins' condition…*Malevolence eventually makes his way to the back but not before watching the medical staff rush out to help Rollins, who hasn't moved. The King of Freaks looks on, his trademark grin returning as he admires his handiwork.* JK: Not an ounce of regret right there. No remorse for his actions. I guess he just wanted to send a message to the locker-room and I think they heard it loud and clear.TH: This makes me sick.
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