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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 6, 2012 2:18:23 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. Up next the Beat the Clock Challenge continues with Antihero facing off against Jack "The Snack" Rogers.JK: Aaron Enigma, the Interforums Champion, set the bar at one minute and fifty four seconds (1:54). I don't see Antihero taking out a hoss like Rogers in the same time.TH: He probably has his mind on the Tag Team Championship later tonight against Transgression & Redemption, but let's see how well he can do tonight.[glow=red,2,300]BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE ANTIHERO VERSUS JACK "THE SNACK" ROGERS[/glow] MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Beat the Clock Challenge match scheduled for one fall...*PLAYING THE SAINT - DIGITAL SUMMER* MM: Entering the ring from The Anthill;
weighing 189lbs;
Anti... hero...TH: He's a pint-sized powerhouse who has a remarkable record since he came over from the Anthill.JK: Luck. All luck.TH: A lot of video footage would disagree, but tonight, given Rogers's record, I don't Antihero is in any trouble.JK: When Rogers wraps his Slim Jim of Doom (TM) around Antihero's neck, it'll be over.TH: Well, yeah, because he'd be disqualified.DING! DING! DING! *Antihero circles Rogers, who pounds his fist into his other hand's palm...* JK: Come and get him, Antihero.TH: Referee Lloyd McFloyd likes a good brawl, and Rogers is always happy to deliver, and here he goes!
Rogers going for a lariat! Antihero ducks! Superkick counter to The Snack's gut!
Is BRB watching?*Rogers bends over-* TH: Roundhouse kick from Antihero! Rogers is rocked!*Rogers stumbles backwards into the corner. Antihero backs up to the opposite corner and charges...* JK: Get your head in the game, Rogers! He's just an ant ruining your picnic!TH: Antihero with a Yakuz- wait, Rogers ducks out of the way and he's out of the ring!JK: Ha! Nice one, Rogers. Way to mess up Antihero's timing!*Rogers walks around the ring, and Antihero slides out to pursue him...* TH: He's stalling for time. Has BRB paid him off?JK: Nah, this is just Rogers being Rogers.TH: The clock is ticking, Jesse. He's a solid minute in and he has yet to put The Snack out to pasture.*Antihero comes around the corner only for-* TH: A vicious elbow to the antennaed head! Rogers taking short cuts with the Thunderdome contestant!JK: It's what I'd do, and it's what Antihero does.TH: Rogers is not the most skilled member of the FAWA Roster, but he gets his licks in where he can.*Rogers whips Antihero-* TH: Antihero collides with the ring steps!JK: It's Rogers's picnic and he brought the Raid!TH: Antihero must be distracted by his Tag Team match later.JK: Distracted or not, he has a match to win now.TH: And Rogers is leaving Antihero to the dogs. Referee McFloyd with the count of eight.JK: I savor watching Rogers get his first win by count out.TH: Wait... wait a second...*Antihero is back up and slides into the ring. He springs to his feet and plants a superkick to the charging Roger's head.* TH: Superkick! Down goes Rogers, and Antihero goes for the high risk district!JK: His fatal flaw, just you watch!TH: The Double Sting!*Antihero dives off the top rope, double foot stomping Rogers in the belly; he then plops down for a Senton Bomb and hooks the leg.* TH: A twofer from Antihero!
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Three!DING! DING! DING! *PLAYING THE SAINT - DIGITAL SUMMER* MM: Here is your winner, at a time of two minutes (2:00): Anti... Hero...JK: I knew it! That insect is out of his league!TH: By a mere six seconds, King. For all we know, Boiler Room Brawler and Jonathan Michaels could do worse.JK: Excuses excuses. He should have put The Snack away sooner before the match left the ring.TH: Well, Antihero by definition will not win the Beat the Clock Challenge, but with luck, he will not have the final pick.JK: Two down, two to go, with Boiler Room Brawler up next and Michaels after him.TH: Indeed, King. Before that though, we have Bull Ant defending his Television Title against the sinister clown Malevolence. Stay tuned!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 6, 2012 10:52:24 GMT -5
OK, I'm going to try to get my match done today, but I have some other writing that also needs to be done so I make no promises. Also, the Colony is currently in a MASSIVE shakeup right now so I don't know if anybody else from there will take up my offer to join here. Also, miscreAnt has been thrust into the head booker role there so he may not be able to make it back here. EDIT: Courtesy of Ice Ant (with some editing by myself), here's the LOTR poster:
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 6, 2012 12:36:48 GMT -5
OK, I'm going to try to get my match done today, but I have some other writing that also needs to be done so I make no promises. Also, the Colony is currently in a MASSIVE shakeup right now so I don't know if anybody else from there will take up my offer to join here. Also, miscreAnt has been thrust into the head booker role there so he may not be able to make it back here. EDIT: Courtesy of Ice Ant (with some editing by myself), here's the LOTR poster: Bahahahahahahahaha......................... That is gold.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 6, 2012 12:50:55 GMT -5
Hey Gus, you think IceAnt would be willing to do up a drawing for Connor if I asked, sort of like what you have for Coventry?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 6, 2012 13:47:14 GMT -5
Hey Gus, you think IceAnt would be willing to do up a drawing for Connor if I asked, sort of like what you have for Coventry? I wouldn't count on it, although I believe MWC's sketch was created with something called Hero Machine 4 or something like that.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 6, 2012 14:33:23 GMT -5
Ahh, cool cool. I'll see if I can track down that Hero Machine then.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 6, 2012 15:48:11 GMT -5
That's what we used to use, in fact - Hero Machine. I'll have to see about making a new BRB pic.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 6, 2012 16:01:41 GMT -5
BTW BRB, match will be in soon. Had some delays crop up last night thanks to work being busy but I have managed to make some progress today with it being a bit slower. Just have a bit of commentary and in the middle action but everything else is in it so I'll post it tonight once I'm home and can finish it.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 6, 2012 22:35:20 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: And welcome back to another stellar edition of FAWA Niteraw! Tim Hoss here with Jesse King and already we've seen two of the Beat the Clock challenges.JK: It's going to be something to see who comes out on top of this but there's still two of those matches left tonight. But lets not forget our next match either!TH: Quite right King. Our next match will decide the final competitor in the Survival Challenge for Wrestlecrapocalypse! Let's not waste another minute and send things to Michael Muffer. MM: The following contest is a four corners match for the last spot in the Survival Challenge! Introducing first...*The Narrow Way Part 2 by David Gilmour* MM: Hailing from Cardiff, Wales and weiging in at 229 Lbs. Jason Flynn!*Jogging onto the entry ramp, Jason pumps his fist and raises his arms as he then starts to walk down the ramp to ringside. Once there he hops onto the apron, then leaps over the top rope before moving to the middle of the ring, eyeing the ramp as he awaits his opponent.* TH: Jason Flynn certainly has quite the oppurtunity here this evening if he can best 3 other men. Punching his ticket to this Survival Challenge could mean great things.JK: Yeah, if by great you mean getting pummeled by the likes of Michael Hayden, Seth Drakin and Malevolence.MM: And his opponents...MM: Representing the Cult of the End, Jack Cain and Mario Nett!*Coming onto the entry ramp, Cain and Nett look at Jason who is at ringside, then to each other before nodding lightly at one another in understanding. Making their way to the ring they go around on opposing sides before climbing onto the apron and move in through the ropes, flanking Jason before the ref moves to hold them up and tells them to move to opposing corners.* TH: They almost seem to be stalking Jason Flynn here. The numbers game may put him at a disadvantage.JK: At least this isn't a tag team match. MM: And their opponent...hailing from the Deepest, Darkest, Deadliest parts of Parts Unknown. Super Warrior!*Coming out to no music, the large man stalks to the ring and climbs onto the apron. Swinging a leg over the top rope he climbs into the ring and eyes all of the men intensely.* JK: And I'm still freaked out when this guy shows up.TH: Certainly one of the biggest competitors to grace this ring, King. But he doesn't have the best of track records as of late. Will tonight be when he turns that around?*Ref Lloyd McFloyd calls for the bell after getting Cain and Warrior into opposing corners, Jason and Nett starting things off.* TH: And here we go!*Circling each other, the two men lock up in the center of the ring. Nett is quickly on the offensive and moves around for a waist lock. Jason strains but is picked up and put down onto his stomach with a wrestling takedown. Getting back up, Nett moves to drop a quick elbow drop onto Flynn but hits mat as Flynn rolls out of the way.* TH: Nett certainly trying to get the offense going early and stiffle Jason Flynn but Flynn not having any part of-*As Nett starts to get to a knee he is met with an elbow to the face. Nett is stunned as he swoons and nearly topples back but remains at a knee. Taking a step back, Flynn launches himself forward and hits an MMA head kick. Nett topples back onto the mat.* JK: Holy! He nearly took his head off with that!TH: A brutal manuever from Jason Flynn but in this match the longer you wait, the more worn down you get!*Flynn goes for the pin. 1! 2! Kickout! Flynn takes on a determined look as he gets up, Nett shaking the cobwebs out as Flynn moves to start to get him to his feet. Once up, Flynn sends out another kick for Nett's body. Reacting, Nett staggers back but as Flynn lets loose with another he is caught. Nett grins wickedly before reaching in and hoisting Flynn up and hits an impromptu spinesbuster.* TH: Dear lord what impact!*Showing some signs from Flynn's initial offensive flurry, Nett moves and slowly tags in Cain who moves through the ropes, stalking Flynn.* TH: Oh...this does not bode well for Jason Flynn at all.As Cain moves to get Jason to his feet, Flynn latches onto his head and drops, hitting a facebuster off his knee. Cain clutches his face for a moment as Flynn scrambles and leaps out, slapping Super Warrior on the shoulder for the tag. Warrior looks at him, rage playing upon his face as Flynn rolls under the bottom rope before looking at the downed Cain and enters the ring by climbing over the top rope.* JK: Oh boy...this doesn't look good at all for Jack Cain now.*Cain is starting to his feet, rubbing his face with his back to Warrior. Turning around he is caught by surprise as Super Warrior stands in front of him. Both men sizing each other up before wheeling back and start exchanging punches. Neither man budging through the first couple before Cain starts to stumble back. Warrior grabs his wrist and goes for an irish whip but Cain reverses.* JK: It's like watching two grizzlies fighting over a piece of meat Hoss!TH: I think we can be thankful we are not in that ring right now!*As Warrior bounces off the ropes, Cain looks to hit a big boot but at the last moment Warrior jumps, splashing onto Cain and toppling him. In the ensuing scramble Warrior locks in a trapezius claw. Cain scrambles, grabbing at Warrior's wrist to try and pry it off but the man is crazed now and will not budge as the ref makes the count. 1! 2! 3!* MM: Jack Cain has been eliminated!JK: Oh my god! Cain's been eliminated!TH: Another case of immovable object meeting irresistable force. Now we're down to three.*As Cain clutches his throat and rolls to the outside, Mario Nett moves quickly and throws a haymaker at Super Warrior as he is slow to get to his feet. Staggering the larger man back to the ropes, Nett runs for the opposing ropes and rebounds off. As he does however he is met with a large boot which sends him to the mat.* JK: The cult not looking so good here. Nett's partner taken out already and Warrior looking to start a rampage.*As Nett lay on the mat he seems to pull something from a wristband and put it in his mouth. Warrior doesn't seem to notice but Jason Flynn does and starts waving his arms wildly at the ref and starts to move through the ropes. Lloyd McFloyd however moves to Flynn, telling him to get back in his corner as Warrior gets Nett to his feet, as he does though, he is met with a spray of red mist that coats Warrior's face and eyes. Letting out a roar, Warrior swings blindly but misses as Nett ducks.* TH: Did you see that King?! Nett with the illegal mist to the eyes!JK: Yeah and big surprise, the ref didn't see it!*Nett quickly gives Warrior a hard boot followed up with a swift ddt and goes for the pin, ensuring he has his whole body covering Warrior's face as the ref turns to see the pin attempt. 1! 2! 3!* MM: Super Warrior has been eliminated!*As Nett gathers himself, Flynn moves through the ropes. A look of determination on his face as Warrior is rolled out of the ring under the ropes still clutching his face.* TH: Disgraceful! Absolutely disgraceful! Someone has to stop this madness!JK: Don't look now Hoss but you might get your wish!*As Flynn and Nett look to each other a figure runs down the ramp and hops onto the ring apron, pointing at his mouth and trying to get the ref's attention.* JK: What's he doing?!TH: It's Connor Mackenzie! He's trying to tell the ref about what Nett did!*As McFloyd comes over he tells Connor to leave. Nett though eyes Connor and moves towards him threateningly. As he does, Connor drops to the mat. Nett grins and turns but is met with a kick, then another which doubles him over. Flynn follows up with a swift DDT and looks around the ring before nodding and reaching to get Nett to his feet.* JK: Uh oh...looks like Flynn's got something on his mind.TH: Which is more then I can say for Mario Nett at this time!*Getting Nett up, Flynn positions him and hits a Modified Inverted Suplex/Knee Facebreaker!* TH: Jason Menace! He hit the Jason Menace! This could be it!*Lloyd McFloyd drops as Flynn hooks the leg hard and holds on. 1! 2! 3! Calling for the bell, Flynn lets go as the ref raises his arm as he gets to his feet.* MM: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and the final entrant into the Survival Challenge, Jason Flynn!JK: That was crazy! It looked like Nett might have had it in the bag!TH: Yes well, a well times Jason Menace seems to have turned the tables here! Jason Flynn is on his way to Wrestlecrapocalypse!*As Jason leaves the ring he nods to Connor who nods back and moves into the ring. Nett is slow to get up, struggling as Connor moves to get a mic.* CM: Nett...you lousy piece of trash. I should have known you'd try and weasel your way in. Just like your boss.*Nett gets to a knee, then to his feet as he looks to Connor, anger setting in on his face but still hesitant.* CM: What's wrong? Chicken? Afraid without your bff here? Should I wait for you to go ask your boss and his mail-order bride if you can come out to play?*Taking that as the last straw, Nett launches himself at Connor. The two start to brawl as Nett pushes him into a corner. Reaching back, Nett goes for a haymaker but Connor ducks and moves out. Turning, Nett is on the receiving end of an echoing chop to his chest. Before he has a chance to try and put up a defence Connor gives him another then latches on and hits a Standing Moonsault Side Slam.* TH: BSOD! Mackenzie nailing those chops like no tomorrow and putting the exclamation point on it with that hellacious move!JK: Something tells me Dupoe is not going to be a happy CEO tonight.TH: Without a doubt! We'll be right back folks!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 7, 2012 0:37:19 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] JK: Up next is the TV Title match!TH: Bull Ant has been impressive in recent weeks. Will Malevolence be the one to end his title run?JK: Malevolence is a madman, Tim. Bull Ant is the toughest ant on the planet though!MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the FAWA Television Championship!!!*The Eels - "That's Not Really Funny"* *Malevolence rides from the back on a small tricycle, laughing to himself as he pedals down the ramp. He stops before he gets to the ring and stands up, snatching his cane from the tricycle and twirling it around before throwing it high up in the air and catching it with one hand. Malevolence then takes a bow before rolling into the ring, remaining close to the corner so he can place his cane there safely in case he needs it later.* MM: Introducing the challenger. He is from The Funhouse. Weighing it at 295 lbs...MALEVOLENCE!!!JK: This guy just gives me the creeps, Tim.TH: I know, King. He does have something in common with Bull Ant though. Both of them have fought Aaron Enigma for the Inter-Forum title.JK: This is two very big dudes squaring off. Malevolence has that edge of being batshit crazy.*"Seeing Red" by Eyeshine* *Bull Ant and his sister Moo Moo Ant stomp both feet at top of ramp, roar at the ring then charge to the ring.* MM: And his opponent, being accompanied by his sister Moo Moo Ant. From The Anthill and weighing in at 328 lbs. He IS THE FAWA TELEVISION CHAMPION...BULL ANT!!!TH: This man has been downright impressive ever since he has been here, Jesse.JK: Even though he's come up short against Enigma twice, he got his first title and is on his way right up the ladder.TH: Don't forget the lovely Moo Moo as well. She has a Freakin' Awesome title shot against Viva. JK: We'll see what happens with that, but this match is just getting started!*Bull and Malevolence lock up in the center of the ring. Bull pushes Malevolence into the corner. The ref breaks them up, but Malevolence hits a cheap shot on Bull.* JK: Malevolence showing that he is willing to take all the shortcuts to gain his title.TH: It was a perfectly legal hit actually. Surprising I said that, but it was allowed.*Bull staggers back as Malevolence moves to grab him. Bull manages to come back with a surprise right hand of his own before locking Malevolence in a headlock.* TH: Bull Ant wants to slow the match down. He doesn't like fast-paced. He wants to outlast and outpower his opponent.JK: I wonder if Malevolence is even capable of going fast though.TH: I guess we will find out, King.*Malevolence shoves Bull Ant into the ropes. Bull Ant bounces off and hits a shoulder block on Malevolence, knocking him down. Bull goes for a pin but Malevolence easily kicks out!* JK: Bull wants to end the match early, apparently.TH: Well he does have a tag team title match with Antihero tonight against Transgression and Redemption.JK: True he can't take too much damage or he won't be in the shape to compete again.*Bull lifts up Malevolence but gets kicked in the stomach. Malevolence quickly flips Bull over with a suplex. Malevolence goes for a pin, but Bull muscles him off!* TH: It takes a hell of a lot more than that to get Bull down for a three count.JK: Yes but Malevolence wants the gold more than anything. He tried to catch Bull off guard there. TH: Bull has had way too many matches to be caught off guard by a suplex, King.*Malevolence picks up Bull Ant and tries to lift him for another suplex. Bull counters though and throws Malevolence into the ropes. Bull nails a tomahawk brain chop on Malevolence before grabbing him and hitting a reverse suplex!* JK: A nice combo from Bull Ant! Can he capitalize?TH: He needs to, Jesse. He has to protect himself for later tonight.JK: Is it over?*Bull goes for the pin but Malevolence kicks out at 2!* TH: Malevolence still has a lot left in the tank. Bull needs to keep fighting.JK: He has to hit that powerful spear the Bull Rush!TH: Hopefully he can hit it, Malevolence might have something to say about it though. *Bull moves to pick up Malevolence and throws him into the corner. Bull charges at him but Malevolence moves out of the way!* TH: A misstep from Bull Ant!JK: Malevolence needs to capitalize here right now.TH: Poor Bull Ant, he couldn't end it so easily could he?*Malevolence grabs the dazed Bull Ant and lifts him up before dropping him with a Samoan drop!* TH: A big Samoan drop from Malevolence!JK: Bull Ant will definitely be feeling that later tonight. TH: You are right, King. That was NOT good for tonight's tag match.*Malevolence hovers over Bull Ant before locking in a camel clutch!* TH: The camel clutch! JK: Oh my goodness. How can Bull get out of this? He is too big to be able to just break it easily. TH: Is this the move that ends Bull's TV title run?*Bull writhes, trying to escape the hold! Malevolence laughs as he wrenches back!* JK: You can SEE the pain in Bull's eyes. You know he could give up now and save himself for the tag match.TH: Giving up isn't even in Bull's vocabulary!JK: It's just a suggestion, Tim.*Bull begins to get to his feet, lifting the large Malevolence up with him.* TH: HOW IS HE DOING THAT?!JK: THIS is the World's Strongest Ant in action!TH: Malevolence is damn near 300 lbs, and Bull Ant is lifting him like a high school girl.JK: Really? A high school girl, Tim?*Bull grabs the back of Malevolence's head, dropping and nailing a backpack stunner!* JK: That was a big move from Bull Ant! He's back in the driver's seat.TH: Bull has to end this quickly though. He can't take more damage.JK: I am sure he plans to, Tim.*Bull goes for the pin but Malevolence just kicks out!* TH: Malevolence just will not die. JK: I wonder if Bull can land a strong enough move to take this guy out.TH: Malevolence is definitely showing a tough side to him.*Bull lifts up Malevolence and puts him on his shoulder! He runs and slams the back of Malevolence into the turnbuckle before planting him on the mat!* TH: Oklahoma Stampede! So fitting from the Bull Ant!JK: Bull needs to take advantage, why isn't he pinning him?TH: I can tell you exactly why, but you'll see in a moment, King. *Bull backs up to the other side of the ring and waits for Malevolence to get up!* JK: The Bull Rush! He wants to take Malevolence down for good!TH: Bull doesn't like to miss though. He better hope Malevolence is dazed enough to hit it.JK: We're about to find out! *Bull charges at Malevolence and hits the Bull Rush!!!* JK: BULL RUSH!!! BULL RUSH!!! BULL RUSH!!!TH: That almost broke Malevolence into two pieces!!!JK: This match is OVER!!!*Bull goes for the pin and the ref counts 3 and calls for the bell.* MM: Here is your winner and STILL FAWA Television Champion. BUUULLLLLL ANT!!!*Bull slides out of the ring and grabs the title as Moo Moo runs up and hugs him. He waves to the fans as he walks up the entrance ramp.* JK: Bull Ant with another big win! The title remains in his hands!TH: He'll be back later tonight though, King. He has his tag team title match. JK: That's true, I am sure Transgression & Redemption watched this match praying for Malevolence to beat up Bull Ant more.TH: We'll have to find out later tonight. Either way, a huge win for Bull Ant! We'll be right back after these commercials folks!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 7, 2012 0:37:59 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] JK: Welcome back, everyone. Up next, the FAWA Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler, steps into the ring with Sammy Twister.TH: Boiler Room Brawler has to beat Aaron Enigma's one minute, fifty four seconds (1:54) in order to take the lead, but can he even beat Antihero's solid two minutes (2:00)? Let's find out.JK: Your go, Muffer![glow=red,2,300]BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE[/glow] BOILER ROOM BRAWLER VERSUS SAMMY TWISTER MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Beat the Clock Challenge match!
In the ring with me; he is the Doctor of Dance; Sammy Twister!*Sammy runs the ropes and leaps for a triple lutz spin, taking a bow for the audience...* MM: And his opponent...*ANOTHER BODY MURDERED - FAITH NO MORE/BOO YAA TRIBE* MM: Hailing from Rockford, Illinois at a weight of 300lbs;
He is your FAWA Majority Shareholder:
Boiler... Room... Brawler!TH: He'll be the biggest man in the Thunderdome, but he also has the worst wrestling record of the bunch all year.JK: Boiler Room Brawler is full of excuses to account for his losses. Gus Richlen and Antihero have each called a loss a loss, and that has to stick in his craw.TH: Whether or not it has, Boiler Room Brawler has the chance to demonstrate his wrestling ability tonight against the Doctor of Dance, Sammy Twister.JK: Sammy is so screwed...TH: Referee Will Alphonzo will officiate this match...DING! DING! DING! *BRB grins at Sammy Twister, who points at BRB and does a spinaroonie...* TH: Sammy Twister showing his break dancing skills.*Sammy invites BRB to match him. BRB looks around the arena...* JK: Oh no; BRB, don't make a fool of yourself! Don't dance!*BRB reaches into his pants and pulls out-* TH: A carnation?JK: The hell is BRB doing with a flower?TH: What is he doing?*BRB puts the carnation stem in his mouth and beckons to Sammy. Sammy appeals to the crowd...* TH: He's considering it. He's considering it...JK: Don't be a fool, Sammy! This is nothing but a trap.*BRB reaches an arm out...* TH: This is a side of BRB I don't think we've ever seen before.JK: What in the hell is his game here?*Sammy clasps hands with BRB, brings himself close, and...* TH: The tango!
Boiler Room Brawler is dancing the tango with Sammy Twister!JK: In other news, Boiler Room Brawler knows how to tango...*BRB and Sammy go back and forth a couple of times, but then BRB stops...* TH: Uh oh...JK: Trap. Trap...*BRB's grin turns to a scowl as he holds onto Sammy's hand, forcing him to his knees...* TH: BRB using those three hundred pounds to force Sammy to his knees.JK: It was a simple ploy Gorilla-TH: A knee to the stomach!*Sammy, bent over, is helpless as BRB waist locks him from the rear, lifts up, and...* TH: The Boiling Point! BRB with the Boiling Point to Sammy Twister!JK: He's finished!*BRB turns Sammy onto his back and gets up and over for the ropes...* TH: What? He's not finished?JK: Prepare for a double whammy!TH: Boiler Room Bomb! Boiler Room Bomb to the Doctor of Dance!*BRB stays on top of Sammy for the pin.* TH: One!
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Three!DING! DING! DING! *ANOTHER BODY MURDERED - FAITH NO MORE/BOO YAA TRIBE* TH: He fooled Sammy Twister into a tango!JK: What's worse, he wasted time. He's sure to get the worst time.MM: Here is your winner, at a time of one minute and fifty one seconds (1:51): Boiler... Room... Brawler!TH: What?JK: BRB resets the bar by three seconds, Gorilla! He frontloaded the big guns on Sammy Twister.TH: Could this be a sneak preview of things to come at the Thunderdome?JK: BRB is the kind of wrestler who can benefit from a "blitzkrieg" wrestling style, but I don't see it working against his significantly more agile and capable opponents.TH: Boiler Room Brawler has beaten the Interforums Champion, Aaron Enigma's, time by three seconds at one minute, fifty one seconds (1:51). Can Jonathan Michaels beat the clock tonight?JK: Everyone knows that Jonathan Michaels is a slow-burn wrestler. The longer a match goes, the better mileage he gets. There's no way he beats BRB's time, much less Antihero's time.TH: Well stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen and find out.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 7, 2012 0:57:58 GMT -5
Just two more matches and that's Niteraw for this week. I'll start the next thread after that.
Also, quick question: what does everyone think of all the Niteraw links I send? Are they nifty or unnecessary? Might you have suggestions regarding them?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 7, 2012 9:21:56 GMT -5
I'm liking them myself, very handy to be able to find the show instead of scrolling or page guessing.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 7, 2012 12:54:41 GMT -5
I'll have the match done tomorrow.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 7, 2012 15:43:42 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. Three men have gone, and one man remains as Jonathan Michaels, the World Heavyweight Champion, contends for the Beat the Clock Challenge.JK: Aaron Enigma set the bar at 1:54, Antihero came up short at 2:00, and Boiler Room Brawler reset the bar at 1:51 and thus he is the man to beat.TH: And tonight he faces off against Artie; the Strongest Man...JK: In the World.TH: Let's get to the action. Michael Muffer, take it away!BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE JONATHAN MICHAELS VERSUS ARTIE! MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is the final Beat the Clock Challenge match...*DOA - FOO FIGHTERS* MM: Making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California and weighing 240lbs;
He is your FAWA World Heavweight Champion:
Jonathan... Michaels...TH: He's the World Heavyweight Champion and he has the advantage of going last in the Beat the Clock Challenge.JK: He's a long distance runner as far as wrestlers go, Gorilla. Beat the Clock is not to his advantage.TH: It might not be, but he has the benefit of observing Boiler Room Brawler's method of front-loading his offense in a sort of "blitzkrieg" assault.JK: And that works for Boiler Room Brawler because he can deliver a lot of damage in a short amount of time. Michaels is better at out-enduring his opponents.TH: And if Artie is indeed the Strongest Man in the World, he would be well-advised to try that too.DING! DING! DING! TH: Both opponents touching off. Looks like we'll have a good, clean match tonight, and they lock up...JK: Ha! Artie's already forcing Michaels to his knees!TH: Artie using his might to force the World Heavyweight Champion down; how will Michaels respond?*JoNo, once in position, thrusts his shoulder into Artie's midsection, bending him over...* TH: Nice counter, and a sidewalk slam by the champion!JK: Oh, Artie...TH: And the champ locks in a Boston Crab. That's gotta smart after that shoulder to the gut.JK: This would be a good idea in any other match - wear down the opponent - but this is a Beat the Clock match.*JoNo cranks Artie and then stands up, heading for the ropes...* TH: That Boston crab didn't take too much out of Artie, it looks like, and ooh!
Spear! Spear to Artie!*JoNo spears Artie into a corner, stands up straight, and-* TH: Snap suplex! And he covers for the pin!
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Artie with the kick out!JK: He's using a style similar to BRB, but he's using lower maintenance moves against Artie. It works to his strengths, but it takes more effort.TH: Artie is clearly outclassed against the World Heavyweight Champion.JK: That's not stopping him from attacking though...TH: Michaels with an arm drag counter! And he makes for the top rope!JK: I hate to say it, but for once I think the champ is perfectly safe here.TH: And off he goes! Moonsault to Artie!
Referee Kwon with the count!
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Three!DING! DING! DING! *DOA - FOO FIGHTERS* TH: He beat Artie, no surprise there, but does the champ lead by example?MM: Here is your winner, at a time of one minute and fifty one seconds (1:51): the World Heavyweight Champion, Jonathan... Michaels!JK: Now that's a surprise!TH: Michaels has matched Boiler Room Brawler's time! What does this mean for Pick Your Poison?JK: That should be interesting. I think we're going to need CEO Jeremy Dupoe to weigh in on it.TH: Probably, but at the moment, Michaels could only match the Majority Shareholder's time!
Could this be a sneak preview of things to come at the Thunderdome?JK: Still, it's on to the next phase; Pick Your Poison is next week, and we have two people with the first pick.TH: Keep tuning in as the plot thickens by the week, FAWA Galaxy, but until then, we have more action tonight as Transgression & Redemption defends the Tag Team Titles against Antihero and the Television Champion Bull Ant. Stay tuned!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 8, 2012 13:46:43 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] MM: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the FAWA World Tag Team Championships!*"Seeing Red" is first to hit as Bull Ant, Moo Moo Ant, and Antihero walk out towards the ring.* MM: Introducing first the challengers, accompanied by Moo Moo Ant, from the Anthill, Antihero and the FAWA Television Champion, Bull Ant!TH: Bull Ant just came off a hard fought battle against Malevolence in defense of his title, and Antihero had to compete in the Beat The Clock challenge. Both of them will be taking on well-rested champions tonight. And for the record, King has decided to not commentate this match, much to my relief.*Then the lights go down as the drum opening of "This Could Be Anywhere In The World" hits, and as Marshall Wesley Coventry and Nurse Mary Harper walk out on stage, a ring of fire appears on the ramp and "The Predator Knight" Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara rise up through it, and then all four of them walk to the ring together.* MM: And their opponents, accompanied by Shaelin Marie O'Hara and the FAWA Women's Champion Nurse Mary Harper, at a combined weight of 410 pounds, the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, the team of Marshall Wesley Coventry and "The Predtaor Knight" Gus Richlen, Transgression And Redemption!TH: Richlen still has a guaranteed world title match in his possesion, and he's made it a priority to take the Inter-Forum Championship from Aaron Enigma next week. A win here would be a massive momentum boost for him.*As John Creed holds up the belts and then sends them to the outside, Harper and Shaelin start patrolling ringside to make sure that nobody hostile towards Richlen outside the match tries anything. The two smaller competitors, Richlen and Antihero, start it off, with Antihero trying to lock up but learning the hard way that that doesn't happen in any of Richlen's matches as the non-ant starts firing off a flurry of punches, knocking Antihero to the ropes. Richlen then goes for an Irish whip, but Anti reverses it, whips Richlen, tags in Bull- And Richlen hits the ropes and starts nailing Bull with forearm shots, but that has little effect on the bigger ant! Richlen rebounds off the ropes again but gets knocked down by a huge lariAnt! 1! Richlen kicks out, but Bull pulls him up and beils him haflway across the ring before tagging in Anti. Anti runs in and starts to deadlift him, but Richlen catches him with an armdrag! He gets to his feet, catches a stumbling Anti, hoists him over the shoulder, and nails a running powewrslam! 1! 2! Anti kicks out, but Richlen goes right over and tags his brother in, and MWC runs in like a shot and DRILLS the rising Anti with a lariat of his own! 1! 2! Anti kicks out, but Coventry starts to pick him up, only to be shoved away. Anti lunges and tags in Bull... And he charges as MWC, who also charges, and they collide and collapse! MWC gets to his feet first, but when he does, Bull catches him off guard with a spinebuster! 1! 2! MWC kicks out, but Bull wastes no time picking him up and hitting the Seeing Red! 1! 2! MWC kicks out but Anti gets tagged in, and Anti tries to keep Coventry grounded with a Big Sting! 1! 2! Coventry shoves Anti off and gets to his feet, and as Anti charges MWC catches him in a suplex position and lifts and drops him into a facebuster! 1! 2! Anti kick out so MWC picks him up ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Coventry goes down and Anti tags in Bull again! Bull waits for MWC to get up and charges for a Bull Ru- BOSS MAN SLAM FROM COVENTRY! Both competitors are down in the middle of the ring but Bull starts to get to his feet as Coventry tags Richlen in! Richlen goes right after Bull with forearm shots again, driving him into one corner, then he backs up, but as he runs for the Dark Lasso, Bull suddenly grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him! 1! 2! Richlen kicks out, so Bull backs into one corner and waits for Richlen to get up. Richlen gets to his feet and Bull char- SCHWINN SMASH TO BULL IN MID-STRIDE!!! 1! 2! Bull kicks out as Anti runs in! Anti charges but Richlen hits the Carnsoel, dropping him right on Bull! He then tosses Anti out of the ring and starts stalking Bull, but when Bull gets to his feet, he uses his size to prevent Richlen from executing the Final Judgment! Instead, Bull whips Richlen to the ropes and catches him by the throat again on the rebound, but Richlen kicks him in the midsection twice to break free! MWC then sprints in, and they both kick him in the gut again before hooking both legs, lifting, AND DELIVERING A DOUBLE PSYCHOLGICA!!!! MWC leaves the ring as Richlen covers! 1! 2! 3!* MM: Here are your winners and STILL FAWA World Tag Team Champions, Transgression And Redemption!TH: It took extra work for them to finally win this match, but in the end, Richlen and Coventry retain the tag team championships, and not only that, Richlen gets more momentum heading into his confrontation with Enigma next week with the Inter-Forum Championship on the line!*As NiteRaw ends, Richlen helps Bull to his feet and the two teams exchange handshakes out of respect as Moo Moo gives her brother his TV title back as the two women of Transgression And Redemption enter the ring with the tag titles.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 8, 2012 14:22:28 GMT -5
Lessee here, we have the following matches so far for next week:
TV Championship Jason Flynn versus Bull Ant
Interforums Championship Gus Richlen versus Aaron Enigma
Then there's the Pick Your Poison matches, which, given the results, I'll work out with all involved.
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