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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 28, 2012 14:51:05 GMT -5
Awesome promo, Gus.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 28, 2012 14:53:14 GMT -5
Oh, also, it's high time I doled out Promo thread rewards for last week.
2pts - Seth Drakin, Antihero, Gus Richlen, Aaron Enigma, BRB, Spiked Mohican, and Bull Ant 1pt - Knailsic, Jeremy Dupoe, Connor Mackenzie
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 28, 2012 17:11:55 GMT -5
Yeah, hopefully it gets some reaction in the promo thread.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 28, 2012 17:22:45 GMT -5
Yeah, hopefully it gets some reaction in the promo thread. That's gimmick infringement and you know it. Just kidding................that was funny as hell to read.
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 28, 2012 17:24:56 GMT -5
Yeah, hopefully it gets some reaction in the promo thread. That's gimmick infringement and you know it. Just kidding................that was funny as hell to read. Amen to that brother
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 28, 2012 17:28:01 GMT -5
I would write a reaction promo, but BRB already has a promo coming up... We'll see by the end of Niteraw though.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 29, 2012 23:43:40 GMT -5
Just so everyone knows, I was unable to secure an internet-connected computer today, hence no new Niteraw. Tomorrow should bring better tidings.
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 30, 2012 20:04:34 GMT -5
Thats an awesome poster with Moo Moo on it
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 1, 2012 0:45:28 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. It’s time once again for us to be joined by none other than our esteemed Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler.[glow=red,2,300]THE BOILER ROOM[/glow] MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, would you please stand for your FAWA Majority Shareholder: Boiler... Room... Brawler!*Boiler Room Brawler rolls down the ramp to the ring on his Segway, a microphone in hand.* BRB: Ladies and Gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, welcome to the Boiler Room! Where all the hottest angles and the hottest stars only get hotter.
It's me, it's me, it's this company's Majority Shareholder: BRB! And I am here to host the show with the most.
As you all know, I have a vision and I have a goal, and that is to become this company's next World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleCrApocalypse in the Thunderdome.
And all I have to do is destroy three men, and tonight, those three men will be right here on the Boiler Room. So let's get this going...*DOA - Foo Fighters* *JoNo walks to the ring, brandishing the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship belt...* BRB: Up first, it's this company's soon to be ex-World Heavyweight Champion, Jonathan Michaels. *JoNo leers at BRB as he crosses the ropes and grabs a microphone...* *Sleep Now in the Fire - Rage Against The Machine* *Aaron Enigma walks out with the Interforums Title raised over his head...* BRB: And then it's none other than The Head Detective, the soon to be ex-Interforums Champion, Aaron Enigma! *Aaron Enigma slides into the ring and grabs a microphone...* *Playing the Saint - Digital Summer* *Antihero walks out, tending to his head...* BRB: And of course, the last one in this match, inducted by yours truly, the already ex-Freakin' Awesome Champion: Antihero! *Antihero enters the ring and angrily grabs a microphone...* JoNo: So, here we are again, I said before I'd be a fighting champion, that I'd defend the title against every single wrestler in this company and at this rate, I'll be done by February.
Thunderdome is the most vicious, brutal match in wrestling, and it's finally time for one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers in this company's history to compete in it.
When I refereed the match a couple years back, I witnessed the brutality firsthand, I know what it takes to win in Thunderdome.
Brawler, I've put you down before, I'll do it again.
Aaron, buddy, I still love ya, but your ego has gotten out of control, and that's coming from ME, so that should tell you something.
Antihero, you and I haven't really encountered each other, and I look forward to facing you in the dome.
So, please, run your mouths, talk trash, I'll stand here as your world champion and listen. BRB: Yeah, you just stand there, because it’s gonna be me, BRB, who will hold that World Heavyweight Championship belt over my head after the bell rings, and there’s only one man who stands a chance of stopping me, and it isn’t you; the man who hasn’t accomplished anything without the help of others. Not at Summerfest; not at Battle Bowl; not at Gookermania; not even at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
No, if there’s anyone I have an iota of respect for in this match, it’s the Interforums Champion; Aaron… Enigma… Aaron: Let me explain something to all of you. Do you know why I had to put my Inter-Forum title on the line? It's because FAWA management has it out for me. Honestly, after what I've done, I deserve this title match. And not to mention I have Gus adding himself to a situation that I shouldn't even be in. I have nothing to say to the three of you, but let me address Gus for a moment.
Richlen, do you think I'm an idiot? You come in to my life, thrusting yourself into the title scene because you don't like that I call myself the greatest Inter-Forum champion. Do you think I have no respect for anybody around here? You are DEAD wrong if that is the case. I respect the hell out of Above Average. That man showed me first hand why he WAS the greatest Inter-Forum champion. However I have surpassed him now. Aaron Enigma is the new greatest Inter-Forum champion.
I don't care if you don't agree because much like Antihero over here, you are somebody that I don't respect. I DON'T respect how you think you can tell me what to do by going above my head and to management. I am the Inter-Forum champion, not you, Gus. What have you done that gives you the right to demand a title match with me? The ONLY reason you have this match is because management hates me. They hate that I complain about how things are run. They are trying to punish me for having a voice, such a shame really.
It doesn't matter though, Gus. I AM going to beat you. I will go into Thunderdome with my Inter-Forum title, and I will walk out with the Undisputed Title. I told you before, Predator Knight. When you step in the ring against me, you'll understand what it means to be the hunted instead of the hunter. BRB: You let that farce get to you, Aaron? You might be a good Interforums Champion, but a career free of criticism has left you thin-skinned. You haven’t been criticized since day one. You haven’t been continually opposed at every turn.
Gus Richlen is just like all of my other enemies; jealous. Jealous that he’s accomplished so little after so much grief and so much work. Jealous that all of his trials and tribulations have been zero sum while I come out ahead. I need not concern myself with insects like him, or with Antihero…*Antihero leers at BRB…* Antihero: Pick. Your. Poison. BRB: What? Aaron: That's a great idea. I can prove to all three of you that I am the best before we step into Thunderdome. The only question is...who picks for who? Who goes first? It should be decided in a way that is fair to all of us. BRB: Wait, a Pick Your Poison Challenge? You think you can find someone that can truly warm me, BRB, up?
Fine, let’s do it. But you’re right, Aaron. We need a way to determine who goes first, and I have just the man to decide for us:
The one and only CEO of this company: Jeremy… Dupoe!BRB: Challenge accepted. *Antihero nods…* JoNo: Why not, hopefully at least this time everyone actually shows up.Aaron: See you there next week. BRB: So it shall be: a Beat the Clock Challenge to determine who Picks whose Poison, and you all heard it here on The Boiler Room, where all the hottest stars and angles only get hotter! TH: Incredible, Jesse! It’s not one, but two challenges, one week after the other!JK: BRB doesn’t lie when he says The Boiler Room heats things up, because this feud just got heated up. TH: Who will each man face? Who will pick whose poison? JK: Find out in the weeks to come. Up next though, Seth Drakin and Michael Hayden both compete with Bull Ant for his Television Championship, so stay tuned!
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Dec 1, 2012 21:12:53 GMT -5
As much as it pains me to say it as we're low on members I might have to take a break from FAWA.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 2, 2012 2:38:07 GMT -5
At least you have the integrity to tell us instead of simply flaking on us. As with just about anyone, you are welcome back anytime.
That of course means we are without a TV Title match at the end of the week. I have Connor covering the match now. Hourly he will post the match later today.
I have party of a tentative card ready, but I'll save the TV Title match booking for after we get the match.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2012 2:45:13 GMT -5
Tag title defense. Bull told me he'd pick Anti as his partner for the match. I'll write it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 2:46:17 GMT -5
Where is that match that Fatal 4 Way match Seth Drakin won for the match against the TV champion?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 2, 2012 3:20:44 GMT -5
Tag title defense. Bull told me he'd pick Anti as his partner for the match. I'll write it. Gotcha. Booked. As for your question, Moonie, are you talking about the Ultimate Survival Match for WrestleCrApocalypse?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 3:53:24 GMT -5
Tag title defense. Bull told me he'd pick Anti as his partner for the match. I'll write it. Gotcha. Booked. As for your question, Moonie, are you talking about the Ultimate Survival Match for WrestleCrApocalypse? Well, I saw that the November 17th post that on next weeks Raw there will be a fatal four way match and all that. Then I thought I didn't catch the match because I saw a triple threat (I think) for the TV title with Michael Hayden.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 2, 2012 4:10:35 GMT -5
Ah, I know what you're asking now. Seth won the Four Corners match last week, thus he got a TV Title shot. Problem is, no one wrote the match. That's why you cannot find it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 4:13:03 GMT -5
Ah, I know what you're asking now. Seth won the Four Corners match last week, thus he got a TV Title shot. Problem is, no one wrote the match. That's why you cannot find it. Oh right, I didn't know that. That reminds me that I should get off my "high horse" and start attempting to write some matches.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 2, 2012 9:42:17 GMT -5
And I've been a bit delayed on the writing of the match due to holiday shopping being much longer then I was promised...*eyes wife* The following migraine didn't help matters either but I'm getting it finished up now and should be to you in about an hour BRB.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 2, 2012 18:12:36 GMT -5
Moonie - Yes, please do. You get points for it, and now that I am adopting a "Niteraw is 1 hour long" standard, you need not worry about having to write an epic every week.
Connor - You're a trooper as always. Just post the match when you finish as you have done time to time.
I'll post the next card and send it out later tonight.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 2, 2012 21:47:47 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back to Niteraw folks! It's been a wild night and now we have our main event of the evening!JK: If we thought it was crazy before, it'll probably be a bit more so here. The TV Champ isn't just defending against one challenger but two!TH: And speaking of, here's Michael Muffer with the introductions as they are eager to get things going!MM: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the FAWA Television Title! Introducing first...
MM: Hailing from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA and weighing in at 209 lbs. "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!
TH: And here is a man with a great deal of knowledge about the FAWA TV Title.
JK: He is the longest reigning champion but apparantly that doesn't impress folks like Gus Richlen. I bet he wouldn't be impressed if he were a rocket scientist either.
*The Arena turns dark with a blue tinge spreading over the arena. As the violins hit, Michael Hayden emerges, his head turned to the side, looking over the captive crowd. Making his way to the ring the music slows as he poses on the top turnbuckle hands outstretched as he tilts his head back. After a few seconds, Hayden lowers his arms and looks out into the crowd before hopping off. Hayden then sits cross-legged in a corner as he awaits the appearance of his opponents.*
MM: And his opponent...
MM: Weighing 265 lbs...his origins none of our business, Seth Drakin!
TH: And speaking of Gus Richlen...Seth Drakin may have lost to him but he has certainly made sure to rebound from that to challenge for the tv title here tonight!
JK: You have to wonder, if Seth wins, do you think he's going to try and do something with the title to make life for FAWA management miserable?
*Seth emerges onto the entry ramp and immediately heads for the ring. Blowing off the crowds he rolls into the ring and glares at Hayden as he moves to his corner and removes his shirt before looking back at the entry ramp with disdain.*
MM: And their opponent...
MM: Hailing from The Ant Hill and weighing 328 lbs. He is the FAWA Television Champion! Bull Ant!
JK: Oh boy...
TH: And quite an ovation for the TV champ here. With the odds against him though we'll have to see how things play out for him.
*Bull makes his way to the entry stage, stomping his feet as he holds up the TV title he then runs to the ring, sliding in as he eyes his opponents before holding the belt up for all to see. After a moment he hands the belt to the ref and moves to a corner, pulling on the ropes as he readies himself for the match.*
*As refereee Will Alphonzo holds up the TV Title he quickly hands it to the ring attendant as it appears all three men are itching to start things off.*
TH: And here we go with our main event!
*As the bell rings the three men eye each other like a mexican stand-off before Hayden and Seth seem to silently nod and rush Bull. Both men charge the much bigger man, laying into him with punches and kicks and backing him into his corner with little chance for retaliation.*
TH: Both Hayden and Drakin seeming to be starting a bit of a partnership in these early goings!
JK: Better then each of them trying to go up against the big guy alone. Better to wear him down so they can make this a one on one match.
*As both Hayden and Seth grab opposing ropes they start leveling kicks that keep Bull in the corner. Pausing, both men look to each other and then back at Bull and start to raise their legs again but Bull reacts, using his hands to grab onto both men's feet and shove them away. As they recover and look back at Bull he rushes them both, hitting a double clothesline which sends both men to the mat.*
JK: Ouch...so much for strategy.
TH: Certainly both of these men are impressive competitors but the tv champ no slouch and certainly not a man to be taken lightly even against two opponents it would seem.
*Moving to Hayden, Bull picks him up and looks at ringside. Taking a hold of Hayden's tights and his neck, Bull heaves and tosses Hayden through the ropes, falling to the outside with a thud.*
TH: And there goes Hayden!
JK: You ask me I think Bull Ant could be a bouncer if he wanted to switch professions!
*Nodding in approval and dusting off his hands, Bull starts towards Seth and starts to pick him up. As Seth gets to his feet, Bull gives him a clubbing blow to his back. Seth reacts with his back arching as he tries to move away. Bull however has other plans and as Seth turns, Bull grabs him and hoists him up with a gorilla press.*
*Keeping Seth held up, Seth struggles against the grip of Bull. As Bull turns in preparation of dropping him to the mat though he is met with a corkscrew dropkick that forces him to let go of Seth who stumbles but manages to not land on his back as Hayden scrambles to his feet. Seth motions to Hayden then to Bull and both men quickly send a kick out to Bull's stomach as he is recovering. As Bull doubles over, both men grab his head and drop back to give him a ddt.*
JK: Wow! Bull Ant taken down with that one!
TH: A thunderous DDT given to the champ! Oh! Seth Drakin looking to capitalize!
*Slumping on the mat, Seth quickly rolls Bull over and goes for the pin but Hayden grabs his foot and pulls him off, going for the pin himself as the ref starts to count. 1! 2! Seth kicks Hayden on the back to break the count and pulls him off of Bull.*
*As Hayden scrambles to his feet, Seth meets him with a european uppercut. Hayden stumbles back as Seth turns and runs for the ropes. Rebounding off, Hayden lifts him up, hitting a springboard european uppercut.*
TH: Dear lord he nearly took his head off!
*Going for the pin, the ref slides and starts counting. 1! 2! Kickout! Hayden holds his head in his hands before turning them into fists in frustration.*
JK: Uh oh, Hayden looking a little po'd here Hoss.
*Getting up, Hayden bends his arm, looking to his elbow before looking back to Seth. Getting ready as Seth seems to be on a knee Hayden starts to turn. As he does though he is met with a charging Bull Ant who spears him hard.*
JK: Holy! He folded him in half!
TH: Bah gawd! Bull Ant showing he's not through yet!
*As Seth gets to his feet, he looks over to see Bull getting up and Hayden now laid out. Moving to Bull, Seth gives a hard punch, then another which staggers Bull back a step. Hitting him again, Seth reaches for Bull's arm and pulls to try and irish whip him. Bull reverses it, sending Seth to the ropes. As he rebounds off though he has little chance to avoid it as Bull hits him with a spear.*
TH: Another spear! Both Hayden and Seth are down! It could be over right here!
*Bull goes for the quick leg hook, eyeing Hayden as he starts to stir and try to move to the pair but is unable to get to them in time as Will Alphonzo counts 1! 2! 3!*
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and still FAWA Television Champion! Bull Ant!
*Bull Ant rises up as the ref holds up his arm and hands him the TV title belt.*
TH: What a match! All three men were certainly looking to try and get the win and at the start one had to think that maybe things might be a bit lopsided against the champion.
JK: Yeah but it looks like things changed once Seth and Hayden were on their own. Of course, neither one probably saw a spear in their future tonight but it looks like Bull Ant doesn't like to play favorites.
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