Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 27, 2007 22:26:56 GMT -5
I hope I'm not the only one sick of hearing about how CM Punk is straight edge, and his only addiction is competition. And I think that pepsi logo on the guy's arm is proof that he is every bit as weak willed as the rest of us quivering mortals, and he has his own addictions. So I started thinking, what kind of addictions can he have that are not related to drugs, tobacco, or booze? Me, I'd say he's addicted to jujubee's. Those things are impossible to get off of. You can never have just one. And since I've heard some ppl complain Punk's abs are not chiseled enough, look no further! Despite his vast martial arts knowledge, no amount of training can work of that jujubee induced fat. Anyone got a better one?
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 22:30:19 GMT -5
Possibly he can have an obsession with getting more and more tattoos of non-alcholic beverages.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 27, 2007 22:30:48 GMT -5
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Post by joeman on Dec 27, 2007 22:31:32 GMT -5
Well if you take Caffeine as a drug.... CM Punk likes Pepsi, and Pepsi has Caffeine, so this means CM Punk is not straightedge . That if you want take the word too literally.
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 27, 2007 22:31:39 GMT -5
Cocaine? It was good enough for the 80s, why the hell not now???
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Post by big nasty on Dec 27, 2007 22:32:00 GMT -5
sniffing magic markers?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2007 22:32:30 GMT -5
This has two ways of confusing people.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 22:33:00 GMT -5
Painting pictures to compete with Jeff
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2007 22:33:34 GMT -5
Heroin.
He can give complicated explanations about how his heroin addiction "doesn't count" as drug use.
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Post by joeman on Dec 27, 2007 22:34:40 GMT -5
Cocaine? It was good enough for the 80s, why the hell not now??? Yeah, Hogan can be his 8-ball buddy.
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 27, 2007 22:35:20 GMT -5
Funions...
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 27, 2007 22:35:56 GMT -5
Well if you take Caffeine as a drug.... CM Punk likes Pepsi, and Pepsi has Caffeine, so this means CM Punk is not straightedge . That if you want take the word too literally. From what I understand straightedge also involves No Premarital Sex. So are we to believe that CM Punk is a virgin?
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 22:36:36 GMT -5
Write poems about cheese or be a connoisseur of stinky chunks of it.
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Post by Timmy8271 on Dec 27, 2007 22:37:31 GMT -5
Booty.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Dec 27, 2007 22:38:30 GMT -5
'Dem ain't yo funions! 'Dem CM Punk's funions!
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 22:39:29 GMT -5
Be a gardener or start wearing woman's dresses just like Vito. ;D
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Post by Bobby Womack on Dec 27, 2007 22:43:30 GMT -5
pez
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 27, 2007 23:11:39 GMT -5
more cowbell
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 27, 2007 23:13:18 GMT -5
King Vitamin cereal
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 27, 2007 23:17:21 GMT -5
Why did this post make me laugh out loud?
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