Post by MCMGM on Aug 29, 2007 3:54:23 GMT -5
I was going through some files and I found this old 'commentary' I wrote from like 2003. I still was trying to hold kayfabe true, so the markyness was still there. Still found it to be a funny read.
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July 18 2003
Did you guys see Raw this past Monday? Triple H needs to give up that damn belt already. I was happy as always to see Hurricane. I don't think it was cool for WWE to give Gail Kim the Women's title on her first live RAW. Molly or Jacqueline should get the title for at least a little while. I think that was weak the way they took the belt from Jazz. As long as Trish doesn't get it again I'm happy. RAW wasn't that bad until the segment with Kane and J.R. Who says "If you make fun of me I'll set you on Fire!"?. Then when Kane does it, you can clearly see the dummy they put in J.R's place. They didn't even try to cover it up. And what was with the drunken camera man? All over the freakin' place with the camera! I'm really starting to get sick of this whole Kane is a maniac thing. On to TNA. I love TNA, so I really don't have any complaints. I just wish they would get rid of Vince Russo. Ok, here are my reasons......
1, his voice gets on my nerves.
2, he can't act, at all.
3, the guy looks like a ape.
So either they wax him or get rid of him. Now the feud between Justin Credible and Jerry Lynn has been very entertaining and comical to say the least. I love Credible and Lynn, this feud has been keeping me happy. On to Elix Skipper, I gotta give credit when credit's due. The man has talent. He's not the best wrestler in the world, be he can hold his own. Good to see The Amazing Red back. Really was missing him. The match Elix and Red had was pretty good, too short though. I wanted to see Red go up top but that didn't really happen that night. Oh well, there's always next week. Raven's beating was brutal but funny as hell. I see humor in those things, I don't know why. 3 Live Crew was a little corny this week, it could have been funnier. D-Lo Brown should have the NWA Heavyweight title by now. Trinity needs never to wear that black outfit from last week again. My eyes burned that night. Kid Kash is pretty cool. That big dude who hangs out with him, I forget his name, looks like a mix between Mankind and Kane. Sorry the "old" Kane, lol. The TNA dancers can't dance. Sorry. Ok, let me get off TNA for this commentary. Now Smackdown! Vinny Mac is Slowly but surely killing that show. Every week the same thing. That Hardy/Benoit match was pretty good. No Shannon Moore Match? I got to see Rhyno vs Sean O'Haire.
Well at least I did until A.P.A came out and ruined everything. Sean is so hot, I think he gets hotter every time I see him. Rhyno is a hottie as well. Well, that' s all I have to say for now.
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Gee, I wonder who that guy with Kid Kash was, lol.
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July 18 2003
Did you guys see Raw this past Monday? Triple H needs to give up that damn belt already. I was happy as always to see Hurricane. I don't think it was cool for WWE to give Gail Kim the Women's title on her first live RAW. Molly or Jacqueline should get the title for at least a little while. I think that was weak the way they took the belt from Jazz. As long as Trish doesn't get it again I'm happy. RAW wasn't that bad until the segment with Kane and J.R. Who says "If you make fun of me I'll set you on Fire!"?. Then when Kane does it, you can clearly see the dummy they put in J.R's place. They didn't even try to cover it up. And what was with the drunken camera man? All over the freakin' place with the camera! I'm really starting to get sick of this whole Kane is a maniac thing. On to TNA. I love TNA, so I really don't have any complaints. I just wish they would get rid of Vince Russo. Ok, here are my reasons......
1, his voice gets on my nerves.
2, he can't act, at all.
3, the guy looks like a ape.
So either they wax him or get rid of him. Now the feud between Justin Credible and Jerry Lynn has been very entertaining and comical to say the least. I love Credible and Lynn, this feud has been keeping me happy. On to Elix Skipper, I gotta give credit when credit's due. The man has talent. He's not the best wrestler in the world, be he can hold his own. Good to see The Amazing Red back. Really was missing him. The match Elix and Red had was pretty good, too short though. I wanted to see Red go up top but that didn't really happen that night. Oh well, there's always next week. Raven's beating was brutal but funny as hell. I see humor in those things, I don't know why. 3 Live Crew was a little corny this week, it could have been funnier. D-Lo Brown should have the NWA Heavyweight title by now. Trinity needs never to wear that black outfit from last week again. My eyes burned that night. Kid Kash is pretty cool. That big dude who hangs out with him, I forget his name, looks like a mix between Mankind and Kane. Sorry the "old" Kane, lol. The TNA dancers can't dance. Sorry. Ok, let me get off TNA for this commentary. Now Smackdown! Vinny Mac is Slowly but surely killing that show. Every week the same thing. That Hardy/Benoit match was pretty good. No Shannon Moore Match? I got to see Rhyno vs Sean O'Haire.
Well at least I did until A.P.A came out and ruined everything. Sean is so hot, I think he gets hotter every time I see him. Rhyno is a hottie as well. Well, that' s all I have to say for now. ========
Gee, I wonder who that guy with Kid Kash was, lol.
