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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Sept 7, 2007 19:06:38 GMT -5
the more wrestlecrappy the better. mine would be a "pole on a pole match"! in the ring there will be a pole, and ontop of that pole there will be a another pole suspended horizontally. the two combatants would fight to get to the top of the pole, and retrieve the other pole. but it doesnt stop there! once the pole is retrieved, it must be taken out to the parking lot and set up beneath a crane that is suspending a key in midair. once the pole is set up beneath the crane, it must be climb, and the key must be pulled down from the crane. once the key is retrieved(and keep in mind the excitement as the two men fight the entire time!) the two men must get into a couple of waiting cars, and drive to a trainstation at the other end of town, and find a safety deposit box in the station that the key fits into. once the box is opened, there will be a coal miners glove that the man retrieving it can use to hit his opponent with. once the opponent is out, the other man must drag him back to the car, drive back to the arena, drag him back to the ring, and pin him.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 7, 2007 19:09:18 GMT -5
Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Vince Russo vs. Booker T vs. Scott Steiner.
The event: The WCW Upper-Class Twit of the Year Contest.
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Post by Square on Sept 7, 2007 19:11:25 GMT -5
WOO
BROTHER
AMAZING
SUCKA
HUH?!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 7, 2007 19:13:54 GMT -5
I'd imagine that Hogan would be the Oliver of the competition, as he'd have trouble clearing the matchboxes.
Then Russo would get slowed down trying to hit on the ladies at the Hunt Ball Photograph, and later at the Bra Removal From The Front.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 7, 2007 19:50:19 GMT -5
The Reverse Battle Royal!...Wait...Crap!
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 7, 2007 20:08:10 GMT -5
all holds barred
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Post by Super Nimieboo on Sept 7, 2007 20:09:28 GMT -5
Headlocks banned.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Sept 7, 2007 20:24:14 GMT -5
I'd imagine that Hogan would be the Oliver of the competition, as he'd have trouble clearing the matchboxes. Then Russo would get slowed down trying to hit on the ladies at the Hunt Ball Photograph, and later at the Bra Removal From The Front. Congratulations, you made me do a spit take with my Fresca. |
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Post by jcdenton on Sept 7, 2007 21:27:12 GMT -5
a true reverse ladder match, where you go underground to grab the belt.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 7, 2007 21:28:46 GMT -5
a true reverse ladder match, where you go underground to grab the belt. A Buried Treasure Match! I'm honestly surprised that this hasn't been done. |
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Post by Super Nimieboo on Sept 7, 2007 21:29:47 GMT -5
A match on top of a speeding semi truck,
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Post by Cela on Sept 7, 2007 21:53:54 GMT -5
Wolverine on a Pole
The first to climb up and grab the ferocious little critter... gets eviscerated
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 8, 2007 5:46:26 GMT -5
WWE Women's Title - Silicon on a Pole Match:
In order to win the match you have to grab a pair of silicone implants and a contract for a playboy shooting from a pole.
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Post by TripleMerc on Sept 8, 2007 5:47:48 GMT -5
Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Vince Russo vs. Booker T vs. Scott Steiner. The event: The WCW Upper-Class Twit of the Year Contest. One post in, and ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner. |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Sept 8, 2007 6:09:46 GMT -5
Pink slip on a pole match.
1st one to grab the slip is FIRED!!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 8, 2007 9:32:12 GMT -5
I'd imagine that Hogan would be the Oliver of the competition, as he'd have trouble clearing the matchboxes. Then Russo would get slowed down trying to hit on the ladies at the Hunt Ball Photograph, and later at the Bra Removal From The Front. Congratulations, you made me do a spit take with my Fresca. I'd love to see Steiner at Insult The Waiter. "YOU STANDIN' THERE LIKE YOU GOTTA STICK UP YER ASS, AND IS THAT AN APRON OR A DRESS? HEH? GIMME A BOTTLE O'THAT CHAT-TOE LA FIFI AN' I'LL POUR IT ALL OVER YER HEAD AND KICK YOU IN THE ASS!" |
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 8, 2007 15:44:22 GMT -5
a true reverse ladder match, where you go underground to grab the belt. Go under the ring, and that's not a bad idea for Noble vs. Hornswoggle. |
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Sept 8, 2007 17:31:37 GMT -5
Ladder match... but inside Hell in a Cell!! With FIRE!
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Sept 8, 2007 17:36:32 GMT -5
A reverse burried alive match. You're burried alive, and you have to dig yourself out.
That's the match.
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Post by Black Hammer Rocks the AssWhip on Sept 8, 2007 17:56:38 GMT -5
Supermarket Showdown Match...where you actually wrestle...IN A SUPERMARKET!
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Hunt. Hunt.
