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Post by pillmansgotagun on Nov 6, 2007 2:08:48 GMT -5
Vince russo presents
TNA: FINAL RESOLUTION
EVERY TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TNA CHAMPION KURT ANGLE VS ERIC YOUNG (BRA AND PANTIES ON A POLE MATCH, WHERE BRA AND PANTIES MUST BE INCORPORAED IN THE PINFALL) (TNA TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!)
TNA X DIVISION CHAMPION BLACK MACHSIMO VS SHARK BOY (X DIVISION TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!)
TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPS STYLES AND TOMKO VS STOMPER THE KANGAROO AND LARRY ZYBYSCO (TNA TAG TITLES (ON A POLE)MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!)
TNA WOMENS CHAMPION GAIL KIM VS JIM CORNETT (BRA AND PANTIES MATCH) (TNA WOMENS TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!)
SAMOA JOE VS SCOTT STEINER (TITLES MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sir Nintendo on Nov 6, 2007 2:21:59 GMT -5
Failure.
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Post by pillmansgotagun on Nov 6, 2007 2:24:01 GMT -5
you're right, this PPV would be a failure, would be freakin hilarious though
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Post by ghettooverlord on Nov 6, 2007 2:38:18 GMT -5
"The Title MUST Change Hands" sounds like an awesome stip.
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Post by slasher911 on Nov 6, 2007 4:01:55 GMT -5
I could actually see this happening at a Lockdown.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Nov 6, 2007 4:07:44 GMT -5
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Post by Cheeba on Nov 6, 2007 8:56:10 GMT -5
"The Title MUST Change Hands" sounds like an awesome stip. How could this be done unless you have each match without the current Champ involved? FAIL |
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Nov 6, 2007 10:05:21 GMT -5
Here's the secret:
All the champs win. But because the champ had to hand the belt to the ref, who then handed it back to the champ upon his/her victory, the belt "changed hands".
SWERVE!!!
Jed Shaffer
~It's not hard to think like Russo; just slam your head into your desk 57,091,385,203 times.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Nov 6, 2007 10:22:08 GMT -5
Just like everything else russo has ever booked |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 6, 2007 10:33:55 GMT -5
 No. |
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 6, 2007 10:56:58 GMT -5
you're right, this PPV would be a failure, would be freakin hilarious though I think he meant the thread itself. |
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Nov 6, 2007 11:02:46 GMT -5
"The Title MUST Change Hands" sounds like an awesome stip. Seeing as I'm tired of Angle as champ, I'd be okay with this stipulation. |
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Post by hollywood on Nov 6, 2007 12:10:26 GMT -5
As unfunny as this idea is, I wouldn't be surprised to see it in the next few months.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 6, 2007 12:14:36 GMT -5
Vince russo presents TNA: FINAL RESOLUTION EVERY TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TNA CHAMPION KURT ANGLE VS ERIC YOUNG (BRA AND PANTIES ON A POLE MATCH, WHERE BRA AND PANTIES MUST BE INCORPORAED IN THE PINFALL) (TNA TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!) TNA X DIVISION CHAMPION BLACK MACHSIMO VS SHARK BOY (X DIVISION TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!) TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPS STYLES AND TOMKO VS STOMPER THE KANGAROO AND LARRY ZYBYSCO (TNA TAG TITLES (ON A POLE)MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!) TNA WOMENS CHAMPION GAIL KIM VS JIM CORNETT (BRA AND PANTIES MATCH) (TNA WOMENS TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!) SAMOA JOE VS SCOTT STEINER (TITLES MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um.. Samoa Joe vs Steiner, titles must change hands? Which title? Maybe the World HEH-vyweight championship. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Nov 6, 2007 12:39:23 GMT -5
Vince russo presents TNA: FINAL RESOLUTION EVERY TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TNA CHAMPION KURT ANGLE VS ERIC YOUNG (BRA AND PANTIES ON A POLE MATCH, WHERE BRA AND PANTIES MUST BE INCORPORAED IN THE PINFALL) (TNA TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!) TNA X DIVISION CHAMPION BLACK MACHSIMO VS SHARK BOY (X DIVISION TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!) TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPS STYLES AND TOMKO VS STOMPER THE KANGAROO AND LARRY ZYBYSCO (TNA TAG TITLES (ON A POLE)MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!) TNA WOMENS CHAMPION GAIL KIM VS JIM CORNETT (BRA AND PANTIES MATCH) (TNA WOMENS TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!) SAMOA JOE VS SCOTT STEINER (TITLES MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um.. Samoa Joe vs Steiner, titles must change hands? Which title? Maybe the World HEH-vyweight championship. Steiner IS the next World Heavyweight Championship.... |
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Post by plushtar on Nov 6, 2007 12:40:39 GMT -5
Vince russo presents TNA: FINAL RESOLUTION EVERY TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TNA CHAMPION KURT ANGLE VS ERIC YOUNG (BRA AND PANTIES ON A POLE MATCH, WHERE BRA AND PANTIES MUST BE INCORPORAED IN THE PINFALL) (TNA TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!) TNA X DIVISION CHAMPION BLACK MACHSIMO VS SHARK BOY (X DIVISION TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!) TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPS STYLES AND TOMKO VS STOMPER THE KANGAROO AND LARRY ZYBYSCO (TNA TAG TITLES (ON A POLE)MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!) TNA WOMENS CHAMPION GAIL KIM VS JIM CORNETT (BRA AND PANTIES MATCH) (TNA WOMENS TITLE MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!) SAMOA JOE VS SCOTT STEINER (TITLES MUST CHANGE HANDS!!!!!!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um.. Samoa Joe vs Steiner, titles must change hands? Which title? Maybe the World HEH-vyweight championship. Maybe Joe will go some freakin' veins, while Steiner becomes a fat bastard. |
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Nov 6, 2007 12:53:24 GMT -5
I demand a Reverse Empty Arena Brawl.
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Post by pillmansgotagun on Nov 6, 2007 21:29:58 GMT -5
just to clarify, for those that do not get irony, this is supposed to sound like a stupid pay per view, if every title changes hands, you know who will win, unless the belt is "surrended" at the bell, the SWERVE idea, which i like
cant believe i have to spell this out, some of you have no humour, and on a WRESLTECRAP.com board??
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Post by Limey on Nov 7, 2007 9:03:28 GMT -5
cant believe i have to spell this out, some of you have no humour, and on a WRESLTECRAP.com board?? Sorry. We're just getting incredibly tired of the whole "Russo is a terrible booker and TNA sucks" jokes. They're kinda old. You really aren't the first to make jokes on this sort of thing. You are trying, though. Just keep at it, and please don't point the blame at us if we don't appreciate the joke. |
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