Rather unpleasant wrestling dream

[Tea & Crumpets]

I dreamt this on Saturday night, which made it seem much more real:

In my dream, I wake up and it's Sunday morning, November 18th. I log onto my computer to get the results for CHIKARA's Sordid Perils show, but instead find a 2-page topic entitled "Mike Quackenbush passes away". I click on it and read on to find that Quack died of a stroke relating to complications with his concussion on Saturday evening after the show, and that Chpater 11 was cancelled and CHIKARA may close. Very unsettling, and very realistic.

Scary thing was, in my dream it was around 9am when I woke up and read this, then Sunday morning I woke up at 9am and remembered the dream, not actually realising it was a dream at first. It really freaked me out and I was actually concerned when logging onto the internet that he really had passed away (I know that sounds daft but the dream seemed 100% real, I didn't know I was dreaming). When you take into account the Lince incident at the Chapter 11 show causing the show to be stopped, it's a real odd coincidence.

I take it nobody else has had any similarly morbid wrestling dreams?

[I'm The Cool One]

go outside... theres a world out there

[Tea & Crumpets]

withteeth said:

go outside... theres a world out there

I'm well aware of that. I can't help what goes on in my dreams, plus it's not like I regularly have wrestling dreams. First I've had since an equally bizarre one involving Edge and Scott Steiner as secret agents, which i dreamt about 5 months ago and the events of which have been stuck in my head since.

I don't understand my subconscious at all.

[Man Hating Horace]

Does anyone have a worse wrestling dream than Sable raping Stone Cold Steve Austin?

[Hiroshi Hase]

That's alright, I had a dream on Monday that Ric Flair passed away due to a heart attack.

[Panda Bear]

Uhh... That is a nasty dream don't know If anything can top that. Quack dying is surreal.

[Dolph Zalgo]

teaandcrumpets said:

[First I've had since an equally bizarre one involving Edge and Scott Steiner as secret agents, which i dreamt about 5 months ago and the events of which have been stuck in my head since.

I don't understand my subconscious at all.

HEH!!?!? WHADDYA KNO 'BOUT EDGE'N ME BIN SECRET AGENS??
S PROLLY CUZ ME'N'MY BUDDY EDGE HERE {yeah, it's not Edge, but it's Steiner talking after all} BOTH CAN HAVE FREAKS LIKE JIMZ BLOND! BUT AGIN THAZ TOP SECRET, ALTHO' EVERYBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE CAPLE OF. NOW YOU KNO TOO MUDGE'N'I HAVE T'KILL'YA!! *CLOTHESLINE*

[Tea & Crumpets]

cornholio said:

teaandcrumpets said:

[First I've had since an equally bizarre one involving Edge and Scott Steiner as secret agents, which i dreamt about 5 months ago and the events of which have been stuck in my head since.

I don't understand my subconscious at all.

HEH!!?!? WHADDYA KNO 'BOUT EDGE'N ME BIN SECRET AGENS??
S PROLLY CUZ ME'N'MY BUDDY EDGE HERE {yeah, it's not Edge, but it's Steiner talking after all} BOTH CAN HAVE FREAKS LIKE JIMZ BLOND! BUT AGIN THAZ TOP SECRET, ALTHO' EVERYBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE CAPLE OF. NOW YOU KNO TOO MUDGE'N'I HAVE T'KILL'YA!! *CLOTHESLINE*

If you want me to tell the full story I will. It also contained a warehouse fight scene and an urn containing Christian Cage's cremated ashes, as well as some kind of weird macho trailer-pulling contest between Edge/Steiner and the bad guys.

[Time Lord Soundwave]

uglyjoe said:

Does anyone have a worse wrestling dream than Sable raping Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Thanks for breaking my brain.

I remember reading a letter in the original mailbag about a guy who was in a field with Todd Pettingill and they walked up to this huge silo. Then a sniper starting firing at them and as they ran from the shots, Todd starting doing commentary on the situation like it was a wrestling match.

Is the guy who wrote that letter on these boards?

[Mozenrath]

teaandcrumpets said:

cornholio said:

HEH!!?!? WHADDYA KNO 'BOUT EDGE'N ME BIN SECRET AGENS??
S PROLLY CUZ ME'N'MY BUDDY EDGE HERE {yeah, it's not Edge, but it's Steiner talking after all} BOTH CAN HAVE FREAKS LIKE JIMZ BLOND! BUT AGIN THAZ TOP SECRET, ALTHO' EVERYBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE CAPLE OF. NOW YOU KNO TOO MUDGE'N'I HAVE T'KILL'YA!! *CLOTHESLINE*

If you want me to tell the full story I will. It also contained a warehouse fight scene and an urn containing Christian Cage's cremated ashes, as well as some kind of weird macho trailer-pulling contest between Edge/Steiner and the bad guys.

I would totally watch that movie.

I had a dream where for some reason I was contracted to do an Ironman match against Minoru Suzuki and I went out there in black tights and wrist tape. I tried to punch him a few times, then he gave me that smug grin, then stuck his tongue out. I tried to punch him, he ducked, slapped me, and I fell over, knocked out. He pinned me, and ref stopped the fight since I was knocked out from one slap.

[Time Lord Soundwave]

kiddobradley said:

teaandcrumpets said:

If you want me to tell the full story I will. It also contained a warehouse fight scene and an urn containing Christian Cage's cremated ashes, as well as some kind of weird macho trailer-pulling contest between Edge/Steiner and the bad guys.

I would totally watch that movie.

I had a dream where for some reason I was contracted to do an Ironman match against Minoru Suzuki and I went out there in black tights and wrist tape. I tried to punch him a few times, then he gave me that smug grin, then stuck his tongue out. I tried to punch him, he ducked, slapped me, and I fell over, knocked out. He pinned me, and ref stopped the fight since I was knocked out from one slap.

SD Jones is laughing at you.

[maxx420]

I had a dream where I was fighting Ken Shamrock (in a wrestling match, not MMA) & I grabbed him with a titty twister... he tapped out in seconds!

[Mozenrath]

awelcruiz said:

kiddobradley said:

I would totally watch that movie.

I had a dream where for some reason I was contracted to do an Ironman match against Minoru Suzuki and I went out there in black tights and wrist tape. I tried to punch him a few times, then he gave me that smug grin, then stuck his tongue out. I tried to punch him, he ducked, slapped me, and I fell over, knocked out. He pinned me, and ref stopped the fight since I was knocked out from one slap.

SD Jones is laughing at you.

The WC would probably diefy me. ;D

[Time Lord Soundwave]

maxx420 said:

I had a dream where I was fighting Ken Shamrock (in a wrestling match, not MMA) & I grabbed him with a titty twister... he tapped out in seconds!

;D LOL! I would love to see someone use the titty twister as a finisher!

[Tea & Crumpets]

awelcruiz said:

uglyjoe said:

Does anyone have a worse wrestling dream than Sable raping Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Thanks for breaking my brain.

I remember reading a letter in the original mailbag about a guy who was in a field with Todd Pettingill and they walked up to this huge silo. Then a sniper starting firing at them and as they ran from the shots, Todd starting doing commentary on the situation like it was a wrestling match.

Is the guy who wrote that letter on these boards?

OK......That's pretty crazy, but pretty cool.

So, full story of the Scott Steiner: Secret Agent dream:

The dream began part way through the mission (as though this were the buildup to the final scene in a movie). Steiner and Edge are dropped off from a helicopter to a warehouse. They enter it, presumably on either a drugs or weapons raid (I never find out in the dream), and are confronted by a bunch of thugs. A wild brawk ensues, with a liberal amount of bumps from the thugs, and I think Edge commandeering a forklift at one point (I'm unsure since the dream was so long ago). Anyway, the brawl continues, and the 5 remaining thugs dash outside the warehouse, followed by Edge and Steiner.
It is then discovered that this warehosue is in fact by a beach, and has a plane runway next to it. There are 2 trailers on the runway, with tarpaulin covering the contents (presumably the illegal goods that Edge/Steiner were retrieving). Anyway, 5 thgus take one trailer, Edge and Steiner take the other. A race ensues to see who can get their trailer to the beach first (no idea why at this point). Edge is pulling frantically, while Steiner keeps stopping to flex his muscles and pose to no-one in particular.
This continues, and the team of Edge and Steiner reach the beach with the trailer first. The criminals' trailer promptly explodes, presumably vaporixing the bad guys as well as they are no longer there when the smoke clears.
It is clearly sometime later once the smoke has cleared, since Edge and Steiner are still on the beach, but it is now sunset. Edge and Steiner are talking, I believe Steiner mentions his freaks and peaks during the conversation. edge also is now holding a cremation urn. The helicopter from earlier starts to land. Edge then says to Steiner nad the pilot, while gesturing to the urn:
"I think I'll scatter Christian's ashes at sea........I think he'd have liked that."
Steiner and Edge do not board the helicopter, however, and it flies off. They briefly wave, then the final shot is a widescreen from in the air, further inland, showing the helicopter flying away over the sea into the sunset while Edge looks out to sea, still holding the urn, and Steiner resumes posing, flexing, and doing pushups at ridiculously cartoony speed.

THE END. I wake up and think "WTF was that all about?"

[Mozenrath]

teaandcrumpets said:

awelcruiz said:

Thanks for breaking my brain.

I remember reading a letter in the original mailbag about a guy who was in a field with Todd Pettingill and they walked up to this huge silo. Then a sniper starting firing at them and as they ran from the shots, Todd starting doing commentary on the situation like it was a wrestling match.

Is the guy who wrote that letter on these boards?

OK......That's pretty crazy, but pretty cool.

So, full story of the Scott Steiner: Secret Agent dream:

The dream began part way through the mission (as though this were the buildup to the final scene in a movie). Steiner and Edge are dropped off from a helicopter to a warehouse. They enter it, presumably on either a drugs or weapons raid (I never find out in the dream), and are confronted by a bunch of thugs. A wild brawk ensues, with a liberal amount of bumps from the thugs, and I think Edge commandeering a forklift at one point (I'm unsure since the dream was so long ago). Anyway, the brawl continues, and the 5 remaining thugs dash outside the warehouse, followed by Edge and Steiner.
It is then discovered that this warehosue is in fact by a beach, and has a plane runway next to it. There are 2 trailers on the runway, with tarpaulin covering the contents (presumably the illegal goods that Edge/Steiner were retrieving). Anyway, 5 thgus take one trailer, Edge and Steiner take the other. A race ensues to see who can get their trailer to the beach first (no idea why at this point). Edge is pulling frantically, while Steiner keeps stopping to flex his muscles and pose to no-one in particular.
This continues, and the team of Edge and Steiner reach the beach with the trailer first. The criminals' trailer promptly explodes, presumably vaporixing the bad guys as well as they are no longer there when the smoke clears.
It is clearly sometime later once the smoke has cleared, since Edge and Steiner are still on the beach, but it is now sunset. Edge and Steiner are talking, I believe Steiner mentions his freaks and peaks during the conversation. edge also is now holding a cremation urn. The helicopter from earlier starts to land. Edge then says to Steiner nad the pilot, while gesturing to the urn:
"I think I'll scatter Christian's ashes at sea........I think he'd have liked that."
Steiner and Edge do not board the helicopter, however, and it flies off. They briefly wave, then the final shot is a widescreen from in the air, further inland, showing the helicopter flying away over the sea into the sunset while Edge looks out to sea, still holding the urn, and Steiner resumes posing, flexing, and doing pushups at ridiculously cartoony speed.

THE END. I wake up and think "WTF was that all about?"

You know, that would actually make for a pretty cool movie. Sure, it's cheesy fun like A-Team and Miami Vice kind of fare, but it's something you really don't see nowadays.

[Tea & Crumpets]

kiddobradley said:

teaandcrumpets said:

OK......That's pretty crazy, but pretty cool.

So, full story of the Scott Steiner: Secret Agent dream:

The dream began part way through the mission (as though this were the buildup to the final scene in a movie). Steiner and Edge are dropped off from a helicopter to a warehouse. They enter it, presumably on either a drugs or weapons raid (I never find out in the dream), and are confronted by a bunch of thugs. A wild brawk ensues, with a liberal amount of bumps from the thugs, and I think Edge commandeering a forklift at one point (I'm unsure since the dream was so long ago). Anyway, the brawl continues, and the 5 remaining thugs dash outside the warehouse, followed by Edge and Steiner.
It is then discovered that this warehosue is in fact by a beach, and has a plane runway next to it. There are 2 trailers on the runway, with tarpaulin covering the contents (presumably the illegal goods that Edge/Steiner were retrieving). Anyway, 5 thgus take one trailer, Edge and Steiner take the other. A race ensues to see who can get their trailer to the beach first (no idea why at this point). Edge is pulling frantically, while Steiner keeps stopping to flex his muscles and pose to no-one in particular.
This continues, and the team of Edge and Steiner reach the beach with the trailer first. The criminals' trailer promptly explodes, presumably vaporixing the bad guys as well as they are no longer there when the smoke clears.
It is clearly sometime later once the smoke has cleared, since Edge and Steiner are still on the beach, but it is now sunset. Edge and Steiner are talking, I believe Steiner mentions his freaks and peaks during the conversation. edge also is now holding a cremation urn. The helicopter from earlier starts to land. Edge then says to Steiner nad the pilot, while gesturing to the urn:
"I think I'll scatter Christian's ashes at sea........I think he'd have liked that."
Steiner and Edge do not board the helicopter, however, and it flies off. They briefly wave, then the final shot is a widescreen from in the air, further inland, showing the helicopter flying away over the sea into the sunset while Edge looks out to sea, still holding the urn, and Steiner resumes posing, flexing, and doing pushups at ridiculously cartoony speed.

THE END. I wake up and think "WTF was that all about?"

You know, that would actually make for a pretty cool movie. Sure, it's cheesy fun like A-Team and Miami Vice kind of fare, but it's something you really don't see nowadays.

I thought the same after I dreamt it. WWE Big Apple Takedown 2, now featuring TNAgents!

[Mozenrath]

teaandcrumpets said:

kiddobradley said:

You know, that would actually make for a pretty cool movie. Sure, it's cheesy fun like A-Team and Miami Vice kind of fare, but it's something you really don't see nowadays.

I thought the same after I dreamt it. WWE Big Apple Takedown 2, now featuring TNAgents!

If WWE wants to keep making movies, it's needs to be campy ones like that, instead of trying to go for big time.