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Post by eJm on Jan 9, 2008 19:03:38 GMT -5
Inspired from the 'Hogan and Beefcake' thread, just think of what random people would say if TMZ asked them about Britney Spears I'll do one first. Hogan: 'Well, you know something Mean Gene! We all knew it inevitable, brother. I remember, at Wrestlemania 4 when I saved Britney Spears from Andre the Giant and slammed his 1200lb body onto the mat, which caused America to crack into half, dude. But THANK GOD Britney was a Hulkamaniac, brother! She climbed on my back and I rafted her to safety. I may have made the wrong decision leaving her at the place where I get my weed, but I have no regrets, brother!' Yeah, not that funny, sorry.  |
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 9, 2008 19:05:31 GMT -5
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 9, 2008 19:07:56 GMT -5
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Post by gsguy on Jan 9, 2008 19:08:43 GMT -5
So Mr. Horse, what do you think about Brittany?
"No sir, I don't like her."
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 19:30:09 GMT -5
Mr. Tony Montana ... What do you think about Britney?
Tony Montana: "You want to smurf with me? Okay. You want to play rough? Okay. Say Hello to my little friend!
Okay ... Mr. Theodore Long ... What do you think about Britney?
Holla Holla Holla! Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla! Tonight, she's going one on one ... with The Undertaker!
Umm ... Yeah. Mr. Lawler ... What do you think about Britney?
Jerry Lawler: Puppies!
Okay ... Mr. Ross, or as they call you Good Ol' J.R. What do you think about Britney?
J.R. Bah Gawd, Kang! That woman has a family! Delicious fruity ... fruity delicious Skittles!
Okay. Mr. Jericho ... What do you think about Britney?
Chris Jericho: She's the Queen of the filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag hoes!
Okay .. Mr. Backlund ... what do you have to say?
Bob Backlund: She's a case of what's wrong with America's youth today. No morals, No intelligence ...
Okay ... Onto Mr. Norris. Chuck ... can I call you Chuck? What do you think about Britney.
**At this point ... Chuck Norris stares intently at the reporter, and his head explodes. As Chuck walks away, Mr. T walks up.
Mr. T. That's what you get for all that jibba jabba. I pity the fool that has all that jibba jabba. Your new word for the day ... is Pain!!!
Okay, I've been drinking. That all was in bad taste, wasn't it?
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 9, 2008 20:15:35 GMT -5
Mr.Luger, Mr.Luger, what do yo think of Britney Spears?
Lex Luger: Is it superbowl...superbrawl..superbrawl Saturday? I don't knowwwwwwwwwwww! Arghhh! I'm pissed!
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 20:17:24 GMT -5
Mr. Hart .. What do you think of Britney Spears.
Bret Hart: Who are you to doubt Britney Spears?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2008 20:21:38 GMT -5
"Mr. Christiansen, do you have anything to say to Britney Spears, in case she's watching?"
Hayden Christiansen: *legs fall off, looks down, looks back up* "I HATE YOU!!!!"
*Spontaneously ingnites on fire and melts*
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Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Jan 9, 2008 20:24:29 GMT -5
So Mr. Horse, what do you think about Brittany? "No sir, I don't like her." Beat me to it.  |
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 20:24:48 GMT -5
Giant Khali ... What do you think about Britney Spears?
**Khali rubs his chin a bit and looks like he is thinking real hard ... Then he brain chops the reporter so hard his toupee goes flying across the room.
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Sinestro
Samurai Cop
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Post by Sinestro on Jan 9, 2008 20:26:11 GMT -5
Mr. Warrior what do you think of Britney Spears?
Ultimate Warrior: Britney Spears don't make the world work.
Mr. Venis what do you think of Britney Spears.
Val Venis: She's the star of my newest video, Things even I Wouldn't Do.
Oh well I tried.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jan 9, 2008 20:28:11 GMT -5
so ron simmons what do you think about britney spears?
*ron simmons looks around for a while, puts his hand on his chin, and thinks. he continues to think while he brings up a US weekly over his face. after about 10 seconds of reading the magazine he puts it down on a table and calmly walks over to the reporter who asked the question*
ron simmons: DAMN!
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 20:33:44 GMT -5
I'm surprised I didn't think of this one before ...
Excuse me, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. What do you think about Britney Spears?
**Hacksaw gets that look on his face, sticks out his tongue, and makes a thumbs up sign.**
Hacksaw Jim Duggan: "HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Post by Millie D on Jan 9, 2008 20:42:44 GMT -5
"So Dude..what do you think about Britney Spears?"
*blows out smoke*....Who?"
"Britney Spears"
"Oh Oh The Singer Girl....."
"Yeah, Her"
"Well, Man, we all have like, lives to live and sometimes its easy and sometimes its like hard, man"
"So you sympathize with her?"
" I never said I did or didn't, man...just that life can be hard..Like take me for instance..The Dudester..I lost my rug and it really tied the room together"
"What are you getting at, Dude?"
"MAN I LOVED THAT F-ING RUG MAN!"
" Dude..we are talking about Britney Spears"
"Oh Oh..* starts making a white russian*..so anyways ,man..she has a hard life and all and it sucks that she is like, going through this with the eyes of all on her, but like, she made her bed, now she has to lie in it"
" So your saying you do sympathize with Miss Spears?"
" Man, all i'm saying is i am worried someone is going to kill that poor woman"
*phone rings* 'Yes Walter, I'll be there shortly...Look man are we done here because I got league bowl in half an hour"
"One last question...what do you think of Britney Spears?"
"Like I don't......Man...Hey if you happen to see my rug............."
"Thank you for your opinions Dude"
"Whatever, Man"
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 20:46:08 GMT -5
"So Dude..what do you think about Britney Spears?" *blows out smoke*....Who?" "Britney Spears" "Oh Oh The Singer Girl....." "Yeah, Her" "Well, Man, we all have like, lives to live and sometimes its easy and sometimes its like hard, man" "So you sympathize with her?" " I never said I did or didn't, man...just that life can be hard..Like take me for instance..The Dudester..I lost my rug and it really tied the room together" "What are you getting at, Dude?" "MAN I LOVED THAT F-ING RUG MAN!" " Dude..we are talking about Britney Spears" "Oh Oh..* starts making a white russian*..so anyways ,man..she has a hard life and all and it sucks that she is like, going through this with the eyes of all on her, but like, she made her bed, now she has to lie in it" " So your saying you do sympathize with Miss Spears?" " Man, all i'm saying is i am worried someone is going to kill that poor woman" *phone rings* 'Yes Walter, I'll be there shortly...Look man are we done here because I got league bowl in half an hour" "One last question...what do you think of Britney Spears?" "Like I don't......Man...Hey if you happen to see my rug............." "Thank you for your opinions Dude" "Whatever, Man" Excuse me ... Mr. Sobchak? What do you think of Britney Spears ... **Walter pulls out his gun and points it at the reporter** Walter Sobchak: "If you ask me that question again, you'll be in a world of pain." |
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 20:48:00 GMT -5
Excuse me, Mr. Okerlund? What do you think about Britney Spears?
Mean Gene: "I can't give you the details right now, but if you call my exclusive hot line at 1-800-get-smurfed I'll tell you all that and several other secrets.
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Post by Millie D on Jan 9, 2008 20:58:22 GMT -5
"So Dude..what do you think about Britney Spears?" *blows out smoke*....Who?" "Britney Spears" "Oh Oh The Singer Girl....." "Yeah, Her" "Well, Man, we all have like, lives to live and sometimes its easy and sometimes its like hard, man" "So you sympathize with her?" " I never said I did or didn't, man...just that life can be hard..Like take me for instance..The Dudester..I lost my rug and it really tied the room together" "What are you getting at, Dude?" "MAN I LOVED THAT F-ING RUG MAN!" " Dude..we are talking about Britney Spears" "Oh Oh..* starts making a white russian*..so anyways ,man..she has a hard life and all and it sucks that she is like, going through this with the eyes of all on her, but like, she made her bed, now she has to lie in it" " So your saying you do sympathize with Miss Spears?" " Man, all i'm saying is i am worried someone is going to kill that poor woman" *phone rings* 'Yes Walter, I'll be there shortly...Look man are we done here because I got league bowl in half an hour" "One last question...what do you think of Britney Spears?" "Like I don't......Man...Hey if you happen to see my rug............." "Thank you for your opinions Dude" "Whatever, Man" Excuse me ... Mr. Sobchak? What do you think of Britney Spears ... **Walter pulls out his gun and points it at the reporter** Walter Sobchak: "If you ask me that question again, you'll be in a world of pain." I wish I thought of that!! |
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Post by tankmcquade on Jan 9, 2008 21:22:10 GMT -5
So Mike Tyson, what do you think about Britney?
Mike Tyson: "Im gonna stomp her kids and then eat em and Im gonna smurf her till she loves me!"
Yeah I got problems.....
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Unicron
DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Jan 9, 2008 21:30:14 GMT -5
So Randy Savage, what do you think about Britney Spears?
Savage: BRRRITTTNEY SPEARS OOOOOOOOOO YIYEAH! One thing in particular, everything in general! Yeah UH HUH!
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2008 21:32:09 GMT -5
Excuse me ... Mr. Sobchak? What do you think of Britney Spears ... **Walter pulls out his gun and points it at the reporter** Walter Sobchak: "If you ask me that question again, you'll be in a world of pain." I wish I thought of that!! Your quote was the inspiration. You should be proud ... Anyway ... Nord the Barbarian? What do you think of Britney Spears? HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! |
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