"So Dude..what do you think about Britney Spears?"
*blows out smoke*....Who?"
"Britney Spears"
"Oh Oh The Singer Girl....."
"Yeah, Her"
"Well, Man, we all have like, lives to live and sometimes its easy and sometimes its like hard, man"
"So you sympathize with her?"
" I never said I did or didn't, man...just that life can be hard..Like take me for instance..The Dudester..I lost my rug and it really tied the room together"
"What are you getting at, Dude?"
"MAN I LOVED THAT F-ING RUG MAN!"
" Dude..we are talking about Britney Spears"
"Oh Oh..* starts making a white russian*..so anyways ,man..she has a hard life and all and it sucks that she is like, going through this with the eyes of all on her, but like, she made her bed, now she has to lie in it"
" So your saying you do sympathize with Miss Spears?"
" Man, all i'm saying is i am worried someone is going to kill that poor woman"
*phone rings* 'Yes Walter, I'll be there shortly...Look man are we done here because I got league bowl in half an hour"
"One last question...what do you think of Britney Spears?"
"Like I don't......Man...Hey if you happen to see my rug............."
"Thank you for your opinions Dude"
"Whatever, Man"